Poll of the Day > why can't my cat snuggle with me without laying on top of me

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Jen0125
07/11/18 4:57:47 PM
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why is it physically impossible for her to do
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Mofuji
07/11/18 5:13:39 PM
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You are the biped that brings the cat food and caters to its whims. You should be so lucky that the cat gives you anything.
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Jen0125
07/11/18 5:14:20 PM
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but she always wants to lay on my arms and i need those
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Bugmeat
07/11/18 5:15:23 PM
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The cat is reminding you that you are property. That you are nothing more than a comfortable cushion in its eyes.
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wolfy42
07/11/18 5:16:11 PM
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I miss my cat:(
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Moonjay
07/11/18 5:26:01 PM
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Some cats are so damn unstoppably touchy feely. I like it most of the time, but sometimes it drives me nuts when I'm trying to sleep.

My cats run the whole spectrum from "Only pet me and only when I say so" to "You can do anything to me so long as it's attention AT ALL TIMES"
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aHappySacka
07/11/18 5:26:36 PM
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Sounds like she likes to lay on warm, squishy things such as you.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/11/18 5:40:32 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
The cat is reminding you that you are property. That you are nothing more than a comfortable cushion in its eyes.

P much.
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Jen0125
07/11/18 5:43:01 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Bugmeat posted...
The cat is reminding you that you are property. That you are nothing more than a comfortable cushion in its eyes.

P much.


i guess that's nice. at least she sees me as her property and i'm comfortable.
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