Poll of the Day > So, since my stay in purgatory, I got an offer from the railroad.

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Cacciato
07/01/18 12:29:59 PM
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For a conductor job. Just finishing up my medical background check, which is a pain in the ass.

I also have to retake the urinalysis since they said my first sample was contaminated, and now I think someone is literally gonna have to stare at my dick while I pee.

Better manscape so it looks bigger.
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Far-Queue
07/01/18 12:43:11 PM
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Cacciato posted...
someone is literally gonna have to stare at my dick while I pee.

Lucky! I usually have to pay people to watch me.
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McSame_as_Bush
07/01/18 12:45:25 PM
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How does one become a train conductor?
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Cacciato
07/01/18 1:37:14 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Cacciato posted...
someone is literally gonna have to stare at my dick while I pee.

Lucky! I usually have to pay people to watch me.

I usually do too. So while Im not happy about the circumstances, I am saving money in the long run.

McSame_as_Bush posted...
How does one become a train conductor?

Literally just apply. Basically they pay you a lot because everyone doing the job pretty much hated the hours and then quits.

Zangulus posted...
My dad was working on trying to become a train conductor. He was 6 weeks into his 8 week treaining outside of Chicago when BN was merged with SF. Because of the merge they fired everyone in training.

My dad was going to be a yard foreman and work on becoming a Conductor.

There was one guy who was 2 hours away from finishing training when word came down.

Ive got a whole bunch of family that worked the railroads. My uncle oversaw a bunch of the light rail building in the Twin Cities and was making really good money until he was fired for losing his license.

That sucks. Apparently its an in-demand job right now since the economy has been doing well. I didnt apply to BNSF but I applied to Canada National and got an interview that I didnt take. They pay a lot better though.
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Jen0125
07/01/18 2:27:44 PM
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Oh man make a post when you get your first suicide on the tracks
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SmokeMassTree
07/01/18 4:37:47 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Oh man make a post when you get your first suicide on the tracks


Okay Logan Paul
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Krazy_Kirby
07/01/18 4:41:13 PM
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reading railroad?
short line?
pennsylvania?
b&o?
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Jen0125
07/01/18 4:44:25 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Oh man make a post when you get your first suicide on the tracks


Okay Logan Paul


I don't want videos. I can go on reddit for those.
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Cacciato
07/01/18 4:44:30 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Oh man make a post when you get your first suicide on the tracks

So the the thing is, the job is in Ohio, so I would reasonably expect people to try to kill themselves since Ohio sucks. The catch is theres not that many people where its at so I dont know if itll happen or not

I did read on some forums that if you do 20 years youll definitely hit something or someone

Krazy_Kirby posted...
reading railroad?
short line?
pennsylvania?
b&o?

Norfolk Southern. Theyre not cool enough for Monopoly
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Jen0125
07/01/18 4:46:04 PM
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Cacciato posted...

So the the thing is, the job is in Ohio, so I would reasonably expect people to try to kill themselves since Ohio sucks.


Lmfao

I still keep seeing stories about teens getting killed walking the tracks and I just can't understand how after hundreds of years of railroad travel parents still don't teach their kids that it can be difficult to hear a train unt it's too late and to never walk the fucking track.
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SkynyrdRocker
07/01/18 4:58:34 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Cacciato posted...

So the the thing is, the job is in Ohio, so I would reasonably expect people to try to kill themselves since Ohio sucks.


Lmfao

I still keep seeing stories about teens getting killed walking the tracks and I just can't understand how after hundreds of years of railroad travel parents still don't teach their kids that it can be difficult to hear a train unt it's too late and to never walk the fucking track.


Everytime it happens here, they had earbuds in turned all the way up.

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Krazy_Kirby
07/01/18 5:06:01 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Cacciato posted...

So the the thing is, the job is in Ohio, so I would reasonably expect people to try to kill themselves since Ohio sucks.


Lmfao

I still keep seeing stories about teens getting killed walking the tracks and I just can't understand how after hundreds of years of railroad travel parents still don't teach their kids that it can be difficult to hear a train unt it's too late and to never walk the fucking track.


Everytime it happens here, they had earbuds in turned all the way up.


unless they are deaf, they should still be able to hear a train.
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Jen0125
07/01/18 5:24:49 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
unless they are deaf, they should still be able to hear a train.


Jen0125 posted...
it can be difficult to hear a train until it's too late

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helIy
07/01/18 5:25:47 PM
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how can you not hear a train
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Jen0125
07/01/18 5:27:15 PM
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i'm not sure why it's difficult but it's commonly said by train experts that if you're on the tracks with your back facing the train it can be difficult to hear until it's too late to get off the track. and a lot of times the conductor can't see you to blow the whistle until it's too late.

i think it has more to do with the speed of travel vs sound vs time than actually being able to not hear it.
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helIy
07/01/18 5:29:45 PM
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yeah that makes no sense to me

if I can hear the train halfway across town, i don't see why standing in front of one I wouldn't be able to hear it

and I'm not talking about the horn, I mean you can legit hear the train itself
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Bugmeat
07/01/18 5:31:23 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Just finishing up my medical background check, which is a pain in the ass.

So it came with a colonscopy?
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Jen0125
07/01/18 5:31:26 PM
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Uh. Maybe you have super human hearing because I can't hear a train from halfway across town.
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Jen0125
07/01/18 5:32:24 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Oh man make a post when you get your first suicide on the tracks

I almost did that several years ago. I walked down to the tracks and sat there for almost three hours waiting for one to come. It was strange because a train almost always came down around that time. For whatever reason it didn't come that night and I didn't go back the next night.



Well I'm glad it didn't work out.
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helIy
07/01/18 5:32:33 PM
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well don't live in a bigass town
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helIy
07/01/18 5:33:18 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Oh man make a post when you get your first suicide on the tracks

I almost did that several years ago. I walked down to the tracks and sat there for almost three hours waiting for one to come. It was strange because a train almost always came down around that time. For whatever reason it didn't come that night and I didn't go back the next night.



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Jen0125
07/01/18 5:48:56 PM
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helIy posted...
well don't live in a bigass town


okay well your experience doesn't mean it's everyone's experience.
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Krazy_Kirby
07/01/18 5:52:50 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
helIy posted...
well don't live in a bigass town


okay well your experience doesn't mean it's everyone's experience.


i also can hear trains from miles away.

but i'm not deaf
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OhhhJa
07/01/18 6:04:22 PM
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I think trains have to slow down near intersections now. At least it seems like they always do
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Zeus
07/01/18 6:05:14 PM
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Wait, why were you in purg this time?
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green dragon
07/01/18 6:08:03 PM
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Nice man, I never knew you were into music
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Zeus
07/01/18 6:08:34 PM
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green dragon posted...
Nice man, I never knew you were into music


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Jen0125
07/01/18 6:16:54 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
Jen0125 posted...
helIy posted...
well don't live in a bigass town


okay well your experience doesn't mean it's everyone's experience.


i also can hear trains from miles away.

but i'm not deaf


okay well your experience doesn't mean it's everyone's experience.
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Krazy_Kirby
07/01/18 6:18:21 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Uh. Maybe you have super human hearing because I can't hear a train from halfway across town.


Jen0125 posted...

okay well your experience doesn't mean it's everyone's experience.

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helIy
07/01/18 6:23:41 PM
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yes it does because that's how it works in my head
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Jen0125
07/01/18 6:24:41 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Uh. Maybe you have super human hearing because I can't hear a train from halfway across town.


Jen0125 posted...

okay well your experience doesn't mean it's everyone's experience.


yeah that's kind of how it works. thanks for proving my point.
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Cacciato
07/01/18 10:35:26 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
So it came with a colonscopy?

I wish.

Jen0125 posted...
Cacciato posted...

So the the thing is, the job is in Ohio, so I would reasonably expect people to try to kill themselves since Ohio sucks.


Lmfao

I still keep seeing stories about teens getting killed walking the tracks and I just can't understand how after hundreds of years of railroad travel parents still don't teach their kids that it can be difficult to hear a train until it's too late and to never walk the fucking track.

Noise argument aside, I never understand how people get killed by trains. You literally know exactly where it's going to be.

My favorite train death was that Greg Plitt guy (I think was his name). Army Ranger turned fitness model/instructor who got ran over trying to race a train while running in front of it on the track.
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Jen0125
07/01/18 10:46:46 PM
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omg that guy was a fucking dumbass. he was trying to film a commercial or something for an energy drink. i'm sure that was worth it.
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Cacciato
07/05/18 3:13:21 PM
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These doctors arent sure if my urinalysis is supposed to be directly observed or not and I just really want to be like STARE AT MY DICK, I NEED TO PEE
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