Poll of the Day > i just really hate the hospital.

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helIy
06/22/18 1:48:38 PM
#1:


i cant stand this constant itching

this morning the doctor came in, the head of infectious blood and diseases (fancy), and checked me over. I was pretty much asleep because it was 6 or 7 in the morning, and Ive been itchy as shit all night

they gave me a benadryl. one. it didn't do shit, I think it made me more itchy, actually

anyways, i believe he said my white blood cell count was back to normal, which seems right because I'm not in any pain anymore. just extreme discomfort because of all the swelling and my gigantic balls, and the itching.

get naked and wrap yourself in wool. it sucks.

however, yesterday I finally took a shit after 11 days, and I walked. I waddled like a penguin for the most part, but I did it
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Mead
06/22/18 2:38:59 PM
#2:


Sorry man. Hospitals suck. Hope you get to go home soon
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Far-Queue
06/22/18 2:42:31 PM
#3:


Your kid visit at all?

I mentioned your situation to my wife, who's a nurse, and she said you should be glad you don't have Fournier Gangrene.

Not being a nurse myself, I said "What's that?" and googled it.

Do yourself a favor: don't google it.
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Jen0125
06/22/18 4:07:53 PM
#4:


You think they're gonna amputate your bolls?
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SunWuKung420
06/22/18 4:12:30 PM
#5:


Get well soon.

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Slyk90
06/22/18 6:22:51 PM
#6:


asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again
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Greenfox111
06/22/18 6:25:21 PM
#7:


Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post
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Jen0125
06/22/18 6:27:01 PM
#8:


Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post


yeah what does that even mean
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Mead
06/22/18 6:37:53 PM
#9:


Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad poster

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Slyk90
06/22/18 6:38:25 PM
#10:


Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post


yeah what does that even mean


It means i'm an adult, I don't waste my day.
I guess I understand though, it's tough bitching about your "problems" need that extra rest so all the nurses can feel extra sorry about your broken ballsack
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Mead
06/22/18 6:40:13 PM
#11:


Slyk90 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post


yeah what does that even mean


It means i'm an adult, I don't waste my day.
I guess I understand though, it's tough bitching about your "problems" need that extra rest so all the nurses can feel extra sorry about your broken ballsack


You certainly dont sound like an adult
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kingdrake2
06/22/18 6:40:20 PM
#12:


Slyk90 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post


yeah what does that even mean


It means i'm an adult, I don't waste my day.
I guess I understand though, it's tough bitching about your "problems" need that extra rest so all the nurses can feel extra sorry about your broken ballsack


oh damn it's a meltdown.
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SunWuKung420
06/22/18 6:41:59 PM
#13:


Not slyk, not even 90% slyk.
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Slyk90
06/22/18 6:42:27 PM
#14:


Mead posted...
Slyk90 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post


yeah what does that even mean


It means i'm an adult, I don't waste my day.
I guess I understand though, it's tough bitching about your "problems" need that extra rest so all the nurses can feel extra sorry about your broken ballsack


You certainly dont sound like an adult


You sound triggered, lol it's like you are taking this story seriously and are getting emotional.
Its a video game message board, get some friends and a hobby
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Jen0125
06/22/18 6:42:54 PM
#15:


Slyk90 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post


yeah what does that even mean


It means i'm an adult, I don't waste my day.
I guess I understand though, it's tough bitching about your "problems" need that extra rest so all the nurses can feel extra sorry about your broken ballsack


so sleeping at 6-7 means you're not an adult? what time do you go to bed and what time do you wake up?
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kingdrake2
06/22/18 6:44:04 PM
#16:


i go to bed early but i end up waking up at 3am. followed by 6am.

have to get up at 6am because i can't take it no more, the back has to be upright.
it does help when the dog has to wake up, i just take her out.
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Mead
06/22/18 6:53:27 PM
#17:


Slyk90 posted...
Mead posted...
Slyk90 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

what a bad post


yeah what does that even mean


It means i'm an adult, I don't waste my day.
I guess I understand though, it's tough bitching about your "problems" need that extra rest so all the nurses can feel extra sorry about your broken ballsack


You certainly dont sound like an adult


You sound triggered, lol it's like you are taking this story seriously and are getting emotional.
Its a video game message board, get some friends and a hobby


Stop triggering me, Im gonna climax
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helIy
06/22/18 6:54:32 PM
#18:


Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

... what the fuck else am I going to do while confined to a hospital bed, edge lord?
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helIy
06/22/18 6:56:07 PM
#19:


Far-Queue posted...
Your kid visit at all?

yeah, though I really dont want to expose him to the gross super bacteria in a hospital. he has a less than stellar immune system.
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Slyk90
06/22/18 7:19:11 PM
#20:


helIy posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

... what the fuck else am I going to do while confined to a hospital bed, edge lord?


Don't care honestly. Could bitch less?
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Jen0125
06/22/18 7:24:08 PM
#21:


You're bitching a lot for someone telling another person to bitch less.
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Far-Queue
06/22/18 7:24:34 PM
#22:


Who the fuck is this asshole?
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Jen0125
06/22/18 7:27:23 PM
#23:


Idk some whiner
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Mead
06/22/18 8:14:25 PM
#24:


Jen0125 posted...
Idk some whiner


*weiner
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SunWuKung420
06/22/18 8:53:24 PM
#25:


Why come in here and start shit @Slyk90?

Helly's an adult that's been laid up in the hospital for weeks. This is his outlet and that's ok. We all want him to get better.

You are a big meanie.

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kingdrake2
06/22/18 8:55:00 PM
#26:


i'm going to get his ass if i could. looks like i still have some recovery time because it hasn't been a month and it says back problems resolve itself after 1 month time.

i was off by a week.
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dragon504
06/22/18 9:01:30 PM
#27:


Slyk90 posted...
Must be nice to be 14 again


Fucking lol at how dumb this post is. @Slyk90

If you guys don't go to sleep and wake up at the same time as me, you're not adults, hahahaha. Boy, I sure told them.

That's what your dumb ass post sounds like.
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helIy
06/22/18 9:02:58 PM
#28:


Slyk90 posted...
helIy posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

... what the fuck else am I going to do while confined to a hospital bed, edge lord?


Don't care honestly. Could bitch less?

you obviously care or you wouldn't be here bitching about me
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RedPixel
06/22/18 9:15:58 PM
#29:


Slyk90 posted...
It means i'm an adult, I don't waste my day.
I guess I understand though, it's tough bitching about your "problems" need that extra rest so all the nurses can feel extra sorry about your broken ballsack

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/208989-call-of-duty-wwii
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helIy
06/23/18 4:33:36 AM
#30:


the iv machine keeps going off like im moving my arm around, and it doesn't like that because that'll block the flow.

but im not moving my arm.

this last time the nurse comes in, I just say it: "at this point I think it's just the iv itself dude"

he looks at it and says, "nah, you just can't keep bending your arm" and leaves after resetting the machine again

https://imgur.com/7VFpgnx

no dude im like super pretty fucking sure blood and fluid isn't supposed to be pooled up under the adhesive keeping it in place
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MICHALECOLE
06/23/18 4:52:24 AM
#31:


Slyk90 posted...
helIy posted...
Slyk90 posted...
asleep because it was 6 or 7


Must be nice to be 14 again

... what the fuck else am I going to do while confined to a hospital bed, edge lord?


Don't care honestly. Could bitch less?

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LeetCheet
06/23/18 5:44:22 AM
#32:


Sounds really unpleasant. I hope everything gets better soon.

A couple of weeks ago I also had this diarrhea and stomachaches and I couldn't lie in certain positions when I was trying to rest/sleep.
It was awful but thank fuck it eventually went away.
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helIy
06/23/18 5:17:05 PM
#33:


my palms itch and also between the fingers

this is hell
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Jen0125
06/23/18 5:28:57 PM
#34:


mom's spaghetti
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SkynyrdRocker
06/23/18 5:41:32 PM
#35:


The staff at this hospital does sound pretty incompetent though
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helIy
06/23/18 5:42:32 PM
#36:


there are absolutely some nurses that are just terrible as fuck, like how do you have this job, terrible
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wwinterj25
06/23/18 5:52:53 PM
#37:


Slyk90 posted...
Must be nice to be 14 again


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helIy
06/24/18 9:36:56 AM
#38:


ive been here for 14 days now

two weeks
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JazzMasterZero
06/24/18 10:13:33 AM
#39:


Has the possibility of amputation been brought up or discussed by the doctors?
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LeetCheet
06/24/18 11:12:51 AM
#40:


Two weeks in a hospital is insane.
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wwinterj25
06/24/18 11:19:32 AM
#41:


LeetCheet posted...
Two weeks in a hospital is insane.

Longest I've been in is three. That was nuts. This one lady I talked to was in for several months. Now that's crazy.
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helIy
06/24/18 11:39:41 AM
#42:


im not getting castrated
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Greenfox111
06/24/18 12:14:18 PM
#43:


I heard helly got castrated
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Mead
06/24/18 12:41:58 PM
#44:


Maybe youre just super backed up have you tried cranking one out?
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helIy
06/24/18 12:45:05 PM
#45:


Mead posted...
Maybe youre just super backed up have you tried cranking one out?

i have a catheter
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Chewster
06/24/18 12:46:17 PM
#46:


What about a balls transplant
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Chewster
06/24/18 12:47:50 PM
#47:


BTW should we stop making jokes? I felt kinda bad just now... but everybody is making jokes, so idk. I'm sure it's no laughing matter for you. Despite all the jokes though I know we all want you to get better
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helIy
06/24/18 12:52:19 PM
#48:


hey so this is my room

https://imgur.com/m4Wub0q

fuck that chair, gaze into my angry eye

https://imgur.com/LuKEEgt

this TV has been angled towards the door since I got here and I don't care

https://imgur.com/EmGZgqa

i dont know what this does. you breathe through it and a thing rises. they said it helps, but I don't know with what. I broke the first one they gave me. I dropped it and it just shattered.

https://imgur.com/rcuG5Yl

this is the great view out of the window from my bed. it's a pretty decent wall.
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helIy
06/24/18 12:53:53 PM
#49:


Chewster posted...
What about a balls transplant

are you willing to donate yours
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Mead
06/24/18 12:58:20 PM
#50:


Chewster posted...
BTW should we stop making jokes? I felt kinda bad just now... but everybody is making jokes, so idk. I'm sure it's no laughing matter for you. Despite all the jokes though I know we all want you to get better


I want helly to get better and have healthy balls

But I know he is an enjoyer of humor
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