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Aristoph
04/21/18 12:42:31 AM
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So there's this really hot girl that comes to my store pretty regularly. She's really sweet, very funny, and will usually hang for a few minutes and talk. About a month ago we were talking about the weather being ridiculous (I'm in Ohio and it snowed yesterday...) and she joked about how last year it snowed on her birthday (April 8th). So when it snowed again on the 8th this year, she happened to stop by and I said "Happy birthday! You like your present?" and pointed out the window. She laughed and rolled her eyes, and we ended up talking for 10 minutes.

The point is that I've been talking to this girl for months with no issues at all. No nerves, no awkward silences, nothing. And although she is stunningly gorgeous (I'm talking solid 9.5/10), she's also super chill and friendly. I know she's got a boyfriend, too, and I'm not about cheating so I'm not even looking at her like I'm trying to make something happen. I just think she's a pretty awesome person.

Anyways, she came in tonight and it's cold again. I think it's like 35F out right now. But she was wearing this tiny black low-cut dress, with lace leggings, and high heels. I saw her walking in and my jaw about hit the floor. Then she goes to the aisle right in front of the register and bends over to get something off the bottom shelf and I got a great view of her ass. When she comes up to the counter I jokingly say "look, I know it's nicer out...I mean it's not snowing at least, but really?" She laughed and said she "came straight from work. So this was not my choice. I'm freezing!"

And this is where I started fumbling all over myself like a child. I TRIED to say "Well, it may not be the most practical, but at least you look lovely." And I swear I screwed up at least 5 different words in that sentence. WTF is wrong with me? This has never happened before! I frequently get people commenting on how smooth I talk, especially with women. I'm so confused right now...

I mean, I played it off pretty well. I intentionally messed up the next thing I said and made a joke about how I haven't been able to talk right all night. It didn't get weird, and she didn't seem to notice anything was wrong. But I was internally freaking out trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with me.
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Dark_SilverX
04/21/18 12:44:39 AM
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pkmnlord
04/21/18 12:47:05 AM
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Yeah shit sucks
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OwlRammer
04/21/18 12:47:12 AM
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TheDarkCircle
04/21/18 12:47:24 AM
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So there's this really hot girl that comes to my store pretty regularly. She's really sweet, very funny, and will usually hang for a few minutes and talk. About a month ago we were talking about the weather being ridiculous (I'm in Ohio and it snowed yesterday...) and she joked about how last year it snowed on her birthday (April 8th). So when it snowed again on the 8th this year, she happened to stop by and I said "Happy birthday! You like your present?" and pointed out the window. She laughed and rolled her eyes, and we ended up talking for 10 minutes.

The point is that I've been talking to this girl for months with no issues at all. No nerves, no awkward silences, nothing. And although she is stunningly gorgeous (I'm talking solid 9.5/10), she's also super chill and friendly. I know she's got a boyfriend, too, and I'm not about cheating so I'm not even looking at her like I'm trying to make something happen. I just think she's a pretty awesome person.

Anyways, she came in tonight and it's cold again. I think it's like 35F out right now. But she was wearing this tiny black low-cut dress, with lace leggings, and high heels. I saw her walking in and my jaw about hit the floor. Then she goes to the aisle right in front of the register and bends over to get something off the bottom shelf and I got a great view of her ass. When she comes up to the counter I jokingly say "look, I know it's nicer out...I mean it's not snowing at least, but really?" She laughed and said she "came straight from work. So this was not my choice. I'm freezing!"

And this is where I started fumbling all over myself like a child. I TRIED to say "Well, it may not be the most practical, but at least you look lovely." And I swear I screwed up at least 5 different words in that sentence. WTF is wrong with me? This has never happened before! I frequently get people commenting on how smooth I talk, especially with women. I'm so confused right now...

I mean, I played it off pretty well. I intentionally messed up the next thing I said and made a joke about how I haven't been able to talk right all night. It didn't get weird, and she didn't seem to notice anything was wrong. But I was internally freaking out trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with me.
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Aristoph
04/21/18 12:56:33 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
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This isn't a copypasta. >_>

It genuinely just happened to me about 20 minutes ago. I'm still not sure what to think. I mean, yeah, I would totally date her. And I'd definitely be trying to put some moves on her if she were single. But I've literally never even considered it before because I know she's already seeing someone and, like I said, I think cheaters are some of the biggest scumbags on the planet. If you're not happy, you leave. You don't toy with someone's emotions like that. :-/
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Vladimir
04/21/18 12:58:21 AM
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Aristoph posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
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This isn't a copypasta. >_>

It genuinely just happened to me about 20 minutes ago. I'm still not sure what to think. I mean, yeah, I would totally date her. And I'd definitely be trying to put some moves on her if she were single. But I've literally never even considered it before because I know she's already seeing someone and, like I said, I think cheaters are some of the biggest scumbags on the planet. If you're not happy, you leave. You don't toy with someone's emotions like that. :-/


Been there
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Flockaveli
04/21/18 12:59:14 AM
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Happens to me all the time. And she doesnt even have to be hot. Or be a chick.
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Aristoph
04/21/18 1:01:03 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Happens to me all the time. And she doesnt even have to be hot. Or be a chick.


That sucks, man. How do you deal with that?

I would be miserable if this was a frequent thing.
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Unspecified_NPC
04/21/18 1:01:55 AM
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I'm sick of the snow here, it shouldn't be snowing halfway through April
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Aristoph
04/21/18 1:03:42 AM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
I'm sick of the snow here, it shouldn't be snowing halfway through April


Fuck! I know, right?!? It's total bullshit. I've been saying for a while that it was going to snow in June, but I meant it as a joke. Now it's looking more and more likely to be prophetic. God, I hate Ohio weather...
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Flockaveli
04/21/18 1:13:36 AM
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Aristoph posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Happens to me all the time. And she doesnt even have to be hot. Or be a chick.


That sucks, man. How do you deal with that?

I would be miserable if this was a frequent thing.

Just owning it with confidence and a sense of humor.

Its the grand divider that makes me and my traits at the very least interesting and makes Joe Shmoe a weirdo.
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Aristoph
04/21/18 2:35:08 AM
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XD She came back!

This time dressed a bit more appropriately for the cold, in a nice pair of tight jeans and a jacket. Didn't get tongue-tied this time. I made a joke about how "if I didn't know better, I'd think you just stopped earlier so you could show off that dress..." and she gave me a little smile and said "maybe..."

....am I in? Because I think I'm in. o_o

She hasn't mentioned the boyfriend in a while, so maybe they're not together anymore? I dunno, but I guess I'll keep my fingers crossed. Gotta think of a way to ask if she's still with the guy without being too obvious, though. That's always tricky.
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PiOverlord
04/21/18 2:39:52 AM
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Prepare to be disappointed. You really like a girl, tell her, try to ask her out, practically give her your heart, and she crushes it and walks away as if she didn't just mentally destroy you. Prepare to have your soul crumble as the worst case scenario actually was far from the worst case scenario. Every time you try to move on with your life, you find out more and more details that just make the whole experience that much worse.

Realize that love is a fantasy for yourself, and embrace the life of being a single man. Sure, it sucks to know you will be alone forever, but at least you don't have to be alone forever and have feelings for others that will never be reciprocated.
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Aristoph
04/21/18 3:25:29 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
Prepare to be disappointed. You really like a girl, tell her, try to ask her out, practically give her your heart, and she crushes it and walks away as if she didn't just mentally destroy you. Prepare to have your soul crumble as the worst case scenario actually was far from the worst case scenario. Every time you try to move on with your life, you find out more and more details that just make the whole experience that much worse.

Realize that love is a fantasy for yourself, and embrace the life of being a single man. Sure, it sucks to know you will be alone forever, but at least you don't have to be alone forever and have feelings for others that will never be reciprocated.


Dude...you need serious help. Please get it.
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KogaSteelfang
04/21/18 7:58:11 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Happens to me all the time. And she doesnt even have to be hot. Or be a chick.

This. I hate talking to people because I just end up looking like a fool and making it awkward. I trip over my words, and start repeating myself and stuttering a bit when nervous, then I try to over explain what I meant. It usually ends with me apologizing and agreeing to not talk any more.
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PiOverlord
04/21/18 5:43:14 PM
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Aristoph posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Prepare to be disappointed. You really like a girl, tell her, try to ask her out, practically give her your heart, and she crushes it and walks away as if she didn't just mentally destroy you. Prepare to have your soul crumble as the worst case scenario actually was far from the worst case scenario. Every time you try to move on with your life, you find out more and more details that just make the whole experience that much worse.

Realize that love is a fantasy for yourself, and embrace the life of being a single man. Sure, it sucks to know you will be alone forever, but at least you don't have to be alone forever and have feelings for others that will never be reciprocated.


Dude...you need serious help. Please get it.

What in the world? I was just giving you advice dawg, and you disrespect me like that?!?
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/21/18 5:51:12 PM
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Aristoph posted...
....am I in? Because I think I'm in. o_o

That's how you know TC's faking it. He or she already mentioned that girl had a boyfriend and that they weren't trying to "make anything happen".
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Aristoph
04/21/18 8:45:33 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

That's how you know TC's faking it. He or she already mentioned that girl had a boyfriend and that they weren't trying to "make anything happen".


Or, like I said earlier, she hasn't mentioned the boyfriend in a while so there's a possibility that they're not together anymore. Which I then followed up by mentioning that I'll have to think of a way to ask about the boyfriend without making it obvious.

Please try to keep up.

EDIT: And for what it's worth, our conversations have always been friendly but this is the first time she's been downright flirtatious with the smile and implying she wanted to show off for me. Which is what makes me think something may have changed and she might be single now.

PiOverlord posted...

What in the world? I was just giving you advice dawg, and you disrespect me like that?!?


Seriously, get help. Professional help. You need it. Badly.
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PiOverlord
04/21/18 8:50:21 PM
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I don't need help brother.
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Letron_James
04/21/18 8:51:42 PM
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After a few modifications this can be a quality copypasta
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Evthean
04/21/18 9:12:09 PM
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honestly, if youre normally well-spoken, fumbling over your words at times like that works in your favour
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EpicMickeyDrew
04/21/18 9:28:39 PM
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Aristoph posted...
and she gave me a little smile and said "maybe..."

You're in broski!
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mario2000
04/21/18 9:42:40 PM
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tc is either a 13 year old who hijacked a 2001 account or the most pathetic person in the world
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Aristoph
04/21/18 9:59:07 PM
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Letron_James posted...
After a few modifications this can be a quality copypasta


You have my blessing if you want to make it.

PiOverlord posted...
I don't need help brother.


I'm not your brother. And yes you do.

Evthean posted...
honestly, if youre normally well-spoken, fumbling over your words at times like that works in your favour


I guess so? I've never tried it before.

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

You're in broski!


Is this where I'm supposed to say "haha yeah slamming"?

mario2000 posted...
tc is either a 13 year old who hijacked a 2001 account or the most pathetic person in the world


Irony: the post.
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