Poll of the Day > My cats stole my spot on the couch.

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ASlaveObeys
04/20/18 11:19:34 AM
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You bet your ass I'm salty.
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helIy
04/20/18 11:20:46 AM
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you mean you left their spot
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LinkPizza
04/20/18 11:21:00 AM
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Look how smug they look. When my dog steals my spot, he just gives me a dumb look like he doesn't know what he did when he clearly knows. Those cats want you to know they own that spot now.
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ASlaveObeys
04/20/18 11:21:37 AM
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I'm going to put hotsauce in their food tonight.
I'm not actually going to do that.
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SunWuKung420
04/20/18 11:51:34 AM
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We didn't domesticate cats. They simply chose to live with us and we complied.
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Krazy_Kirby
04/20/18 11:55:05 AM
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it was never your spot, you were just warming it up for them
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LinkPizza
04/20/18 12:13:08 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
We didn't domesticate cats. They simply chose to live with us and we complied.

Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.
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do_ob_tpkillr
04/20/18 12:13:48 PM
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Step 1: Pick up the cat
Step 2: Put the cat down someplace else
Step 3: Sit down on the now-vacant spot
Step 4: Profit
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helIy
04/20/18 12:14:43 PM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Step 1: Pick up the cat
Step 2: Put the cat down someplace else
Step 3: Sit down on the now-vacant spot
Step 4: Profit

and then tc would die

why would want that
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do_ob_tpkillr
04/20/18 12:16:13 PM
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TC will not die.

The cat is a tiny powerless cat and the worst it can do to him is to scratch him a couple of times.
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helIy
04/20/18 12:17:31 PM
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you're working for them aren't you
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LinkPizza
04/20/18 12:20:05 PM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Step 1: Pick up the cat
Step 2: Put the cat down someplace else
Step 3: Sit down on the now-vacant spot
Step 4: Profit

They are cats... and there are two.
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SunWuKung420
04/20/18 12:27:37 PM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Step 1: Pick up the cat
Step 2: Put the cat down someplace else
Step 3: Sit down on the now-vacant spot
Step 4: Profit


TC cats will eat him.
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Krazy_Kirby
04/20/18 12:28:48 PM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Step 1: Pick up the cat
Step 2: Put the cat down someplace else
Step 3: Cat jumps back onto the same spot
Step 4: Cat is unhappy being sat on

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ASlaveObeys
04/20/18 1:03:37 PM
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I'm curious about the level of social unawareness do you have to have to not understand the underlying humor and long standing irony here.

It's truly almost interesting.
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VeeVees
04/20/18 1:15:33 PM
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They know what they did, and they know you are too much of a coward to do anything about it.
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SunWuKung420
04/20/18 1:24:04 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm curious about the level of social unawareness do you have to have to not understand the underlying humor and long standing irony here.

It's truly almost interesting.


It's on the verge fascinating.
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LinkPizza
04/21/18 5:51:56 PM
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jxpCggV
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mastermix3000
04/21/18 6:14:19 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm curious about the level of social unawareness do you have to have to not understand the underlying humor and long standing irony here.

It's truly almost interesting.


Lmfao
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myghostisdead
04/21/18 6:47:52 PM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
TC will not die.

The cat is a tiny powerless cat and the worst it can do to him is to scratch him a couple of times.


They will wait until he falls asleep then carry out their evil plan. Don't let their size or cute faces fool you.
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rexcrk
04/21/18 7:38:30 PM
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Your cats are really cute.
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