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Lopen
11/17/18 2:01:32 AM
#401:


Alright. Tomorrow I'm going to book up through the show before KotR and give the super abridged version of storylines through that point. Thinking for a bit we're going to do that.

KotR will get a write-up proper, and the Raw/SD after KotR will, then I'll probably do the same up through the next PPV

We'll see how that works a bit. Can probably shred through the backlog this way.
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Tom Bombadil
11/17/18 9:19:30 PM
#402:


Sounds good
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Lopen
11/19/18 12:57:33 AM
#403:


Well, it sounds good if I do it. But I like the prospects of getting it done tomorrow.
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Lopen
11/19/18 11:03:04 PM
#404:


Clemenza must make 16 orders of scallops for booking to continue.
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Dantezoid
11/19/18 11:48:40 PM
#405:


I approve of this delay
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Lopen
11/21/18 12:30:13 AM
#406:


Tomorrow or bust
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X_Dante_X
11/21/18 2:32:47 PM
#407:


we're still waiting on clemenza though
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Lopen
11/22/18 4:16:00 PM
#408:


It was all Clemenza's fault

He cooks like a baby
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Lopen
11/23/18 7:04:20 PM
#409:


100%

In like... 7 hours or so.
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Lopen
11/24/18 2:39:10 AM
#410:


Actual legit issue this time my internet is only working through the phone. So I guess it'll be tomorrow cause I'm not going to type up the entire summary using the phone's touchscreen. But tomorrow, for sure
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Lopen
11/25/18 1:47:16 AM
#411:


This is kinda weird. I dunno if this formula is going to work as booking all those shows was a bit of a slog, but I really want to catch up as this thing loses a lot of appeal to me being so far behind, so I'm going to try to just roll with this for a bit. Here are the builds to the KotR matches I'm heavily abridging.

Roman Reigns vs Asuka
Roman Reigns continues to press his case about how he never lost to Samoa Joe over and over. MVP gives him a title shot under PRESSURE from the ~investors~. Roman Reigns then complains about how he got a title shot without earning one. Asuka keeps wanting to fight Roman but he keeps wanting to put the match off till the PPV.

AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe
Styles continues to get attacked by Building Momentum (Prince IKEA and Bill Dingh aka The Revival), though he's very clearly superior to either one individually. Samoa Joe eventually helps AJ fend them off at the same time by being his tag partner, then chokes out AJ after the match. They basically just build off the TNA relation from there combined with Daniels being the GM, without saying TNA of course.

Braun Strowman vs EVERYONE (Zayn + Owens + Almas + Cesaro + ECIII + Elias + Gallows + Anderson + Rowan + Chavo + Fandango + Konnor + Viktor + Tyler Breeze + R-Truth + Sin Cara + Kendrick + Tye Dillinger + Itami + Primo + Epico + Mojo + Gran Metalik)
Strowman picks fights with random people over the course of the month who interfered in his match earlier. There is constantly interference from Zayn/Owens/Almas/Cesaro/Sheamus/Elias during matches with others from this group. Strowman resolves this by challenging EVERYONE to a Strowman invitational. Falls count anywhere, all challengers may arrive. Daniels eventually fleshes this idea out, cause Strowman didn't, by making it a 15 minute free for all, with the first one to get a pinfall on Strowman in that 15 minutes being the new IC Champ, otherwise Strowman retains. This draws everyone who has been attacking him to accept, along with a bunch of randoms who don't have anything better to do.

Kairi Sane vs Nia Jax vs Bayley
There is a woman's royal rumble to determine the number one contendership to Kairi Sane's Andre The Memorial Battle Royal, as there are no actual women's titles to fight for on Smackdown. It concludes with Nia Jax appearing to win, but no bell being rung. She's eliminated by sore losers Charlotte + The IIconics. Bayley then comes out to an empty ring, having drawn the last number, and is declared the winner to face Kairi at KotR. Nia Jax is later added to the match having a legit beef.

Charlotte + Naomi vs IIconics
Women try to form teams to go for the IIconics women's tag titles they've claimed ownership of, because the SD women's division is that desperate for things to fight for. No one on the Smackdown women's roster can really cooperate well, but Charlotte + Naomi come the closest, so get the match.

The Miz + The Miztourage vs The New Day for Miz TV
The Miz defeats Big E, Kofi, and Xavier individually over the course of the month to retain Miz TV. The Miztourage then challenge The New Day to a 3v3 for Miz TV at King of the Ring to get them to stop bugging Miz. Miz does not seem pleased with this but MVP, seeing Miz's distaste for this, makes it a match.

Jinder Mahal vs Rusev
Rusev and Randy Orton continue to interfere in the others shows. Daniels says Rusev must actually fight on Smackdown every once in a while, and defend the US Title against Jinder Mahal.
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Lopen
11/25/18 1:47:36 AM
#412:


Becky Lynch vs Alexa Bliss
Becky continues tapping people out. Ronda Rousey comes out to "show her how it's done" but Becky stops her from breaking more arms after Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville were crippled. Alexa whines to MVP about unsafe working environment and gets Ronda suspended. Becky wants to fight Ronda but Ronda was suspended for a month. Becky gets a title shot against Alexa for winning lots. Alexa now wants Ronda unsuspended.

The Usos vs Finn Balor + Seth Rollins
Usos continue to point out Finn having shady (near) wins, saying they're just here to reveal the truth about Finn, Uce. Seth Rollins comes to Smackdown from Raw to get his "dignity" from and flips out when Daniels won't give it to him. Daniels says there may be something he can do, and takes him aside. Usos mock Seth Rollins for giving a damn about having his dignity. Rollins and Balor have something in common here in their distaste of The Usos and agree to temporarily bury the hatchet to take em out.

King of the Ring:
There is drama on both shows about which show "owns" the KotR. They eventually decide to play nice and narrow down their fields of 8 down to 4, to make Four Raw and Four Smackdown, with the winner getting a title shot at their respective show's champion at the next PPV.

Preshow:
Big Cass vs Rhyno Career vs Career
They're both on losing streaks. MVP makes them battle each other for their careers. Very important pre-show match.

Misc Stuff that doesn't have a match on the card

Daniels encourages dicking over AJ Styles and basically gives Joe the title entirely for doing that, but is generally a 'good guy' GM otherwise.
Chavo Guerrero tries to organize a petition to make himself the Smackdown GM due to Christopher Daniels's incompetence in not giving him title matches like EC3's Aunt D would like. This makes him end up fighting dudes in filler matches more than getting signatures.
Liv Morgan and Ruby Riott have TRAINING MONTAGES for most of the month, with Ruby Riott being VERY INTENSE about training. They lose to Charlotte + Naomi in their debut as a team though, and resume MONTAGES.
Cedric Alexander continues to have matches with non cruiserweights, and despite starting strong starts to lose.
Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy have not reappeared since the lake of reincarnation thing. They've been mentioned a few times.
The Raw Tag Division is still complaining about no Raw belt.

Robbie E sustained an Upper Lumbar Spinal Cord Compression in a filler match with Kallisto, he's injured for 9 months. (dammit)
Lana has become pregnant with Rusev baby and will have maternity leave soon.
Not my guy but "Abyss has sustained a Stomach Cancer and will be out for 11 months 3 weeks" okay then
Vince McMahon has LEFT THE BUSINESS.

Show ratings were: 82, 80, 77, 84, 78, 76, 80, 81, 82
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Lopen
11/25/18 2:08:59 AM
#413:


Now I guess I'm going to do a

PREDICT IT for King of the Ring 2018

Universal Title: Roman Reigns vs Asuka (c)
WWE Title: AJ Styles (c) vs Samoa Joe
Andre the Giant Memorial Title: Kairi Sane (c) vs Nia Jax vs Bayley
WWE Women's Tag Titles(?): Charlotte + Naomi vs The IIconics (c)
The Usos vs Finn Balor + Seth Rollins
WWE Raw Women's Title: Becky Lynch vs Alexa Bliss (c)
US Title: Jinder Mahal vs Rusev (c)
Big Cass vs Rhyno Career vs Career
For Miz TV: The Miz + Miztourage (c) vs New Day

KotR Quarterfinal Sheamus vs Harper
KotR Quarterfinal Corbin vs No Way Jose
KotR Quarterfinal Slater vs McIntyre
KotR Quarterfinal Nakamura vs Bobby Lashley

KotR Semifinal Sheamus/Harper v Corbin/Jose
KotR Semifinal Slater/McIntyre v Nakamura/Lashley

KotR Final Sheamus/Harper/Corbin/Jose v Slater/McIntyre/Nakamura/Lashley

Bonus for 1-3 points: Choose who from EVERYONE will take the IC title from Braun Strowman. Your options are all the people listed in the build thingy up there, or The Field, which would include everyone I didn't list. You may also choose Braun Strowman retains, but it will only be worth 1 point.

Tiebreaker bonus: How many matches will involve interference tonight. If your number has been taken by someone else I'll.

All are worth 1 point, KotR Semis are worth 2 points, KotR Finals are worth 4 points.

Prizes:
Choose one
1. Choose the winner of the King of the Ring, even someone who isn't in it (must be on my roster). If you plan on making this your choice please include this with your prediction. I'll determine score based on my original booking for it, but if you win I'll change the show to have your choice of the winner. They get a title match at the next PPV so go nuts.

2. I have a storyline planned for the cruiserweight title. You may choose any cruiserweight on the planet earth to spearhead it and I'll hire them.

3. I have a storyline involving TRIOS titles on Raw coming. You may choose the first champions. You may make up a random ass trio to do so if you want. You can call up NXT guys to do it as well.

Second place:
Choose something first place didn't.

Please don't predict I need an excuse to kill this off. Predictions are due whenever I get around to doing KotR which could be like a month.
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IhatethisCPU
11/25/18 10:11:43 AM
#414:


Vince McMahon has LEFT THE BUSINESS.
least realistic thing that's happened this entire run

Universal Title: Roman Reigns
WWE Title: AJ Styles (c)
Andre the Giant Memorial Title: Nia Jax
WWE Women's Tag Titles(?): The IIconics (c)
The Usos
WWE Raw Women's Title: Alexa Bliss (c)
US Title: Rusev (c)
Big Cass
For Miz TV: New Day

KotR Quarterfinal Sheamus
KotR Quarterfinal Corbin
KotR Quarterfinal McIntyre
KotR Quarterfinal Bobby Lashley

KotR Semifinal Sheamus
KotR Semifinal McIntyre

KotR Final: McIntyre

Bonus for 1-3 points: KONNOR

Tiebreaker bonus: 11.
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X_Dante_X
11/25/18 3:16:32 PM
#415:


Universal Title: Asuka (c)
WWE Title: AJ Styles (c)
Andre the Giant Memorial Title: Kairi Sane (c)
WWE Women's Tag Titles(?): Charlotte + Naomi
Finn Balor + Seth Rollins
WWE Raw Women's Title: Becky Lynch
US Title: Rusev (c)
Rhyno
For Miz TV: New Day

KotR Quarterfinal Harper
KotR Quarterfinal No Way Jose
KotR Quarterfinal McIntyre
KotR Quarterfinal Nakamura

KotR Semifinal Harper
KotR Semifinal Nakamura

KotR Final Nakamura

Bonus for 1-3 points: Choose who from EVERYONE will take the IC title from Braun Strowman.
THE FIELD

7 matches have interference
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Lopen
11/25/18 3:24:38 PM
#416:


X_Dante_X posted...
KotR Semifinal Sheamus/Harper
KotR Semifinal Nakamura/Lashley

KotR Final Slater/McIntyre/Nakamura/Lashley


You only choose one from the slashes in these man.
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X_Dante_X
11/25/18 3:38:04 PM
#417:


man i was just lazy
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Lopen
11/26/18 1:30:28 PM
#418:


I finally solved the puzzle of how to kill this. Do 6 weeks of show with the same amount of write-up as one show, then throw a prediction contest with like 14 matches on it. That's real heat. Much better than the Brock Lesnar kind.
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Tom Bombadil
11/27/18 1:42:50 PM
#419:


PREDICT IT for King of the Ring 2018

Universal Title: Asuka (c)
WWE Title: AJ Styles (c)
Andre the Giant Memorial Title: Kairi Sane (c)
WWE Women's Tag Titles(?): Charlotte + Naomi
Finn Balor + Seth Rollins
WWE Raw Women's Title: Becky Lynch
US Title: Rusev (c)
Big Cass
For Miz TV: New Day

KotR Quarterfinal Sheamus
KotR Quarterfinal Corbin
KotR Quarterfinal Slater
KotR Quarterfinal Nakamura

KotR Semifinal Sheamus
KotR Semifinal Nakamura

KotR Final Nakamura

Bonus for 1-3 points: Braun

Tiebreaker bonus: 6
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Dantezoid
11/27/18 1:56:28 PM
#420:


Crap I'm not getting a prize by default anymore
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TheSultanOfSlam
11/28/18 8:21:07 AM
#421:


Vince Russo wins king of the ring
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TheSultanOfSlam
11/28/18 8:24:41 AM
#422:


Universal Title: Roman Asuka (c)
WWE Title: AJ Styles (c)
Andre the Giant Memorial Title: Kairi Sane
WWE Women's Tag Titles(?): The IIconics (c)
Finn Balor + Seth Rollins
WWE Raw Women's Title: Becky Lynch
US Title: Rusev (c)
Career For Miz TV: The Miz + Miztourage (c) vs New Day

KotR Quarterfinal Sheamus
KotR Quarterfinal No Way Jose
KotR Quarterfinal McIntyre
KotR Quarterfinal Nakamura

KotR Semifinal Sheamus
KotR Semifinal McIntyre

KotR Final McIntyre
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Tom Bombadil
11/29/18 10:50:03 AM
#423:


TheSultanOfSlam posted...
Vince Russo wins king of the ring


second
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Dantezoid
11/29/18 11:53:00 AM
#424:


Third
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IhatethisCPU
11/29/18 12:04:05 PM
#425:


I nega-second
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Dantezoid
11/29/18 12:55:00 PM
#426:


Ok if anyone but CPU wins, Russo is our king of the ring
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Lopen
11/30/18 1:09:49 PM
#427:


My plan was to cackle as no predictions came in and I had an excuse to forestall an update forever.

Now we have 4 which makes this almost acceptable for number of predictions. Unfortunate. If that heckler 5tarscream came in I'd really be cornered.

Related "The Adventures of Tom Bombadil" is a related product to this thread. I guess "The Adventures of Lopen" was not marketable.
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Tom Bombadil
11/30/18 2:30:01 PM
#428:


I've seen that pop up in a few places but it's just switch games this time

edit: oh there it is

also Lopen is a great side character so far in stormlight archives I'd read about his Adventures!
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Tom Bombadil
12/01/18 9:01:46 PM
#429:


my plan was to lull you into a false sense of security and then predict next time it needed a save
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Tom Bombadil
12/02/18 9:07:46 PM
#430:


mwahaha
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5tarscream
12/03/18 1:03:56 AM
#431:


Rope Opera: How WCW Killed Vince Russo by Vince Russo.

Even the adverts are gold.
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12/03/18 3:59:07 PM
#432:


PREDICT IT for King of the Ring 2018

Universal Title: Roman Reigns
WWE Title: Samoa Joe
Andre the Giant Memorial Title: Kairi Sane (c)
WWE Women's Tag Titles(?): Charlotte + Naomi
Finn Balor + Seth Rollins
WWE Raw Women's Title: Becky Lynch
US Title: Rusev (c)
Rhyno
For Miz TV:The Miz

KotR Quarterfinal Sheamus
KotR Quarterfinal Corbin
KotR Quarterfinal Slater
KotR Quarterfinal Nakamura

KotR Semifinal Sheamus
KotR Semifinal Slater

KotR Final Slater

Bonus for 1-3 points: Braun

Tiebreaker bonus: 7
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Tom Bombadil
12/04/18 5:00:23 PM
#433:


mwahaha
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Lopen
12/04/18 5:01:30 PM
#434:


Ugh. I can't in good faith postpone this any longer with 5 predictions, even if the heckler 5tarscream hasn't backed me into a corner.

Expect the show Thursday or Friday.
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X_Dante_X
12/04/18 6:14:20 PM
#435:


which week
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5tarscream
12/04/18 7:10:09 PM
#436:


PREDICT IT for King of the Ring 2018

Universal Title: Asuka (c)
WWE Title: Samoa Joe
Andre the Giant Memorial Title: Kairi Sane (c)
WWE Women's Tag Titles(?): The IIconics (c)
The Usos
WWE Raw Women's Title: Becky Lynch
US Title: Rusev (c)
Big CassCareer vs Career
For Miz TV:New Day

KotR Quarterfinal Harper
KotR Quarterfinal Corbin
KotR Quarterfinal McIntyre
KotR Quarterfinal Bobby Lashley

KotR Semifinal Sheamus/Harper
KotR Semifinal Nakamura/Lashley

KotR Final Slater/McIntyre/Nakamura/Lashley

Bonus: The Field

I was just waiting to see how many posts before we dropped back into the 100% routine again
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Lopen
12/05/18 9:25:17 PM
#437:


@5tarscream you did the Dante thing do you guys tournament jeez
@TheSultanOfSlam there is a bonus if you wanna take a shot at
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TheSultanOfSlam
12/05/18 9:36:27 PM
#438:


Ec3 and 4 matches
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Tom Bombadil
12/06/18 9:50:59 PM
#439:


jeez
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Lopen
12/08/18 1:31:04 AM
#440:


Golly gee I wouldn't want 5tarscream to not get his rightful prediction in
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Tom Bombadil
12/09/18 7:51:24 AM
#441:


indeed
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Tom Bombadil
12/10/18 11:29:43 AM
#442:


would be sad
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Dantezoid
12/10/18 12:13:22 PM
#443:


Especially if he's on team Russo for KOTR
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5tarscream
12/10/18 7:43:57 PM
#444:


Wait what's wrong with my prediction?
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Lopen
12/10/18 7:45:18 PM
#445:


You picked multiple winners for the Semis and Finals. They're not tag matches. Read the other predictions for a hint.
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5tarscream
12/10/18 7:50:59 PM
#446:


I figured if I had Mcintyre winning the first match then you'd assume I had him winning the second. Like if Harper wins the QF how can Sheamus win the SF?
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Lopen
12/10/18 7:55:46 PM
#447:


Hmmm... you raise a strong point there. You mean I delayed this for nothing because I was too lazy to have critical thinking skills??
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5tarscream
12/10/18 7:57:07 PM
#448:


Also it gave me room for lawyering so I could still win even if I got the first pick wrong. Now you've ruined that. Thanks Lopen.
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Tom Bombadil
12/11/18 9:12:38 PM
#449:


rekt
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Tom Bombadil
12/12/18 9:44:05 PM
#450:


tyler rekst
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