Current Events > What do you do when you pop a boner in public?

Topic List
Page List: 1
Blue_Inigo
02/17/18 1:41:01 PM
#1:


Do you think about something nasty to bone down?
---
"This is your last dance."
... Copied to Clipboard!
dragnmaninferno
02/17/18 1:52:03 PM
#2:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken
02/17/18 1:54:00 PM
#3:


If Im wearing my jacket, hands go into pockets to stretch the jacket over it. If no jacket, maybe go sit down somewhere.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#4
Post #4 was unavailable or deleted.
Wolf_J_Flywheel
02/17/18 1:56:38 PM
#5:


Waistband
---
Those who act like sheep, will be eaten by wolves
http://i.imgur.com/n1L1yBu.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
tachyonZ
02/17/18 1:57:03 PM
#6:


Whip it out and deal with it
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs
02/17/18 1:57:36 PM
#7:


Put it straight up and secure it under my boxers waistline and just wait for it to go down.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman
02/17/18 1:57:43 PM
#8:


I avoid places where that would happen
---
I am basically am I. Well, basically.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo
02/17/18 2:05:47 PM
#9:


gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Put it straight up and secure it under my boxers waistline and just wait for it to go down.

That just makes it harder
---
"This is your last dance."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
02/17/18 2:06:49 PM
#10:


gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Put it straight up and secure it under my boxers waistline and just wait for it to go down.

---
Currently playing = Shadows Die Twice beta
Fave game of all time = Shadows Die Twice
... Copied to Clipboard!
FreshOverlord
02/17/18 2:12:55 PM
#11:


Imagine having a wang big enough to have boners show through clothes.

Haha.

;_;
---
F.R.E.S.H
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
02/17/18 2:14:02 PM
#12:


I pull it out to let everyone marvel in its beauty
---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17
02/17/18 2:35:26 PM
#13:


I get disappointing looks when it happens
---
The 17th King of the State of K
... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken
02/17/18 2:35:58 PM
#14:


Turbam posted...
I pull it out to let everyone marvel in its beauty

...and thats how I ended up on the registry!
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Alkaloid
02/17/18 2:37:30 PM
#15:


I haven't had this happen since I was a teenager. I just sort of waited it out. Spontaneous erections don't last for long if you ignore them.
---
Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup.
... Copied to Clipboard!
halomonkey1_3_5
02/17/18 2:37:36 PM
#16:


idk I don't really get random public boners, and even less frequently if I'm standing(and if you're sitting, it's pretty fucking easy to rearrange everything to not look obvious)
---
Billy Mays: July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009
The Greatest
... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup
02/17/18 2:38:00 PM
#17:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1