Current Events > why is the draft dodger throwing a military parade for himself

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Freddie_Mercury
02/08/18 4:38:24 PM
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hockeybub89
02/08/18 4:38:48 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
02/08/18 4:39:19 PM
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because he's wildly insecure and needs the constant praise
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mustang90
02/08/18 4:39:21 PM
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For the last time people HE HAD BONE SPURS HE COULDNT SERVE.
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DifferentialEquation
02/08/18 4:43:10 PM
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Not serving does not make you a draft dodger. Trump wanted to serve, but our government begged him not to because his expertise was desperately needed in the real estate market. Wanting to help out his country, Trump agreed and put his skills to use in that area and built one of the greatest real estate empires in our country's history.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/08/18 4:43:43 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Not serving does not make you a draft dodger. Trump wanted to serve, but our government begged him not to because his expertise was desperately needed in the real estate market. Wanting to help out his country, Trump agreed and put his skills to use in that area and built one of the greatest real estate empires in our country's history.


you're trying too hard, people won't believe this
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Freddie_Mercury
02/08/18 4:48:48 PM
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Because he has a micropenis


big if true
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hockeybub89
02/08/18 4:49:18 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
Because he has a micropenis


big if true

You mean tiny
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C_Pain
02/08/18 4:49:57 PM
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he should be praised for dodging the draft

imagine wanting to die in some rich assholes war lmao
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creativerealms
02/08/18 4:50:16 PM
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Because Macron embarrassed him with a handshake.
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hockeybub89
02/08/18 4:53:03 PM
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C_Pain posted...
he should be praised for dodging the draft

imagine wanting to die in some rich assholes war lmao

This is an odd post given he wants to throw a parade to show off our military strength. Sounds like he is now the rich asshole wanting others to die in war
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C_Pain
02/08/18 4:54:02 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
C_Pain posted...
he should be praised for dodging the draft

imagine wanting to die in some rich assholes war lmao

This is an odd post given he wants to throw a parade to show off our military strength. Sounds like he is now the rich asshole wanting others to die in war

Well yeah... when you're in different positions you want different things.

durrr
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hockeybub89
02/08/18 4:54:42 PM
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C_Pain posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
C_Pain posted...
he should be praised for dodging the draft

imagine wanting to die in some rich assholes war lmao

This is an odd post given he wants to throw a parade to show off our military strength. Sounds like he is now the rich asshole wanting others to die in war

Well yeah... when you're in different positions you want different things.

durrr

Well then he isn't worthy of praise
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Giant_Aspirin
02/08/18 4:54:55 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Not serving does not make you a draft dodger. Trump wanted to serve, but our government begged him not to because his expertise was desperately needed in the real estate market. Wanting to help out his country, Trump agreed and put his skills to use in that area and built one of the greatest real estate empires in our country's history.

Trying WAY too hard, DE. Tone it down some if you want to be believable while still making Trumpists look stupid.


he started off on the right track, by saying that not serving doesn't make you a draft dodger. but then he missed a golden opportunity to blame it on the government's ridiculous requirements / regulations when all Trump wanted to do was serve the country he loves so dearly.
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DragonGirlYuki
02/08/18 4:55:58 PM
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He didn't "dodge" the draft.
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C_Pain
02/08/18 5:14:15 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
C_Pain posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
C_Pain posted...
he should be praised for dodging the draft

imagine wanting to die in some rich assholes war lmao

This is an odd post given he wants to throw a parade to show off our military strength. Sounds like he is now the rich asshole wanting others to die in war

Well yeah... when you're in different positions you want different things.

durrr

Well then he isn't worthy of praise

he's a good man
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Y2JosHBK_yum
02/08/18 5:15:06 PM
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He's not. It's to honor people in the service
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iPhone_7
02/08/18 5:20:13 PM
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mustang90 posted...
For the last time people HE HAD BONE SPURS HE COULDNT SERVE.

Such crippling bone spurs. Soon after the war was over he was miraculously healed and went on to play golf and tennis. It was such a grand recovery he couldnt recall which foot it was.
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Freddie_Mercury
02/08/18 5:24:40 PM
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Y2JosHBK_yum posted...
He's not. It's to honor people in the service


fake news
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Y2JosHBK_yum
02/08/18 5:26:22 PM
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Literally just mad he isnt throwing a burger flipper parade
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lww99
02/08/18 5:27:19 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
mustang90 posted...
For the last time people HE HAD BONE SPURS HE COULDNT SERVE.

Such crippling bone spurs. Soon after the war was over he was miraculously healed and went on to play golf and tennis. It was such a grand recovery he couldnt recall which foot it was.


Lmfao is that last part real?
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Freddie_Mercury
02/08/18 5:32:42 PM
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Y2JosHBK_yum posted...
Literally just mad he isnt throwing a burger flipper parade


trump gets mad when he isn't flipping burgers into his mouth
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Y2JosHBK_yum
02/08/18 5:33:19 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
Y2JosHBK_yum posted...
Literally just mad he isnt throwing a burger flipper parade


trump gets mad when he isn't flipping burgers into his mouth


Burgers are awesome though.
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lww99
02/08/18 6:28:16 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
lww99 posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
mustang90 posted...
For the last time people HE HAD BONE SPURS HE COULDNT SERVE.

Such crippling bone spurs. Soon after the war was over he was miraculously healed and went on to play golf and tennis. It was such a grand recovery he couldnt recall which foot it was.


Lmfao is that last part real?

It is, haha. Trump can't recall which foot he lied about


That is gold lol
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