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LightningAce11
02/05/18 5:45:42 PM
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What do you do?
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Tyranthraxus
02/05/18 5:46:10 PM
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Gamer99z
02/05/18 5:46:18 PM
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Get my toe knife to pretty up before we go out.
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Zack_Attackv1
02/05/18 5:47:41 PM
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Fin_Dawg_004
02/05/18 5:47:56 PM
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pay the toll
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Lordgold666
02/05/18 5:48:00 PM
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Who the hell is frank reynolds?
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Balrog0
02/05/18 5:48:51 PM
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true story -- my dad saw that scene and said he was done watching it's always sunny

he said he never needed to see a naked sweaty danny devito ass and I really cant say hes wrong
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DarkChozoGhost
02/05/18 5:49:58 PM
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We will be grand friends
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FF_Redux
02/05/18 5:57:10 PM
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Pay the toll so he can get inside this boy's hole
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Shotgunnova
02/05/18 5:59:08 PM
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It's just the Trash Man eating garbage. Nothing to see here.
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KILBOTz
02/05/18 6:25:13 PM
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I once had a dream involving Danny DeVito.

I moved back east somewhere, probably Maine. I was buying a house. Danny DeVito was the realtor. For some reason he only showed us one house. It was an old mansion, maybe a Victorian or something? I dunno. Big and old house. My wife hated the house but Danny was selling me hard. Like going full scum bag salesman. We ended up buying the house but that caused my wife to leave me. But fuck it, I had this awesome mansion now, I'd be up to my eyes in ass. So I went to sleep.

I don't remember exactly what happened then but I woke up middle of my first night hearing a noise in the basement. I go down there and Danny DeVito turned into a giant spider but still with a Danny DeVito face. But then he turns into a normal person. Maybe I was bit or caught in a web or something. Can't remember. But Danny just starts laughing as he is morphing to a normal height, non-fat person and then starts apologizing. I then see myself in a mirror and I am Danny DeVito. Turned out it was a curse of the house and now I had to sell the house to life the DeVito curse.
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Drpooplol
02/05/18 6:35:39 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
lmao
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