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Solar_Crimson
01/08/18 9:16:52 PM
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Poe's Law is in effect here, but:
32OGM0m

Some contradictory stuff here. I like how she has no job (except activism)and relies on you to pay for her stuff, but you're not allowed to question how she spends money.
Also, health is a social construct now...
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leviamon2
01/08/18 9:17:44 PM
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it's obviously a troll post you cretin
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Howl
01/08/18 9:18:00 PM
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Wtf is Latinx?
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3khc
01/08/18 9:19:06 PM
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You actually believe this
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glitteringfairy
01/08/18 9:19:24 PM
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At least it likes star wars?
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The Admiral
01/08/18 9:19:41 PM
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I met a girl in real life who unironically posts that kind of stuff on Facebook. Despite me being almost none of those, she tried to sleep with me. At the end of the day, these ugly man-hating types take what they can get.
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DarthAragorn
01/08/18 9:19:41 PM
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that's gotta be making fun of tumblr weirdos

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Solar_Crimson
01/08/18 9:19:43 PM
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CaptainCrunch
01/08/18 9:20:05 PM
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If this is real I'll eat a live tarantula.
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Solar_Crimson
01/08/18 9:20:17 PM
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leviamon2 posted...
it's obviously a troll post you cretin

3khc posted...
You actually believe this

I mean, it could be fake, but would you be surprised if people like this actually existed?
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Cookie Bag
01/08/18 9:20:43 PM
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leviamon2
01/08/18 9:20:46 PM
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leviamon2 posted...
it's obviously a troll post you cretin
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glitteringfairy
01/08/18 9:21:51 PM
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The Admiral posted...
I met a girl in real life who unironically posts that kind of stuff on Facebook. Despite me being almost none of those, she tried to sleep with me. At the end of the day, these ugly man-hating types take what they can get.

Oh tell us more. Was she hot or did she look like all the other freaks
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3khc
01/08/18 9:22:07 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
leviamon2 posted...
it's obviously a troll post you cretin

3khc posted...
You actually believe this

I mean, it could be fake, but would you be surprised if people like this actually existed?

I suppose not.

But then again I believe in the multiverse.
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Axiom
01/08/18 9:22:38 PM
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That's not real
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cjsdowg
01/08/18 9:23:23 PM
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No height requirement ; so I am all good with this list.
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Syntheticon
01/08/18 9:23:32 PM
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But...is she hot?
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SSJGrimReaper
01/08/18 9:24:15 PM
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glitteringfairy
01/08/18 9:24:41 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
No height requirement ; so I am all good with this list.

Lol dowg how tall are you
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The Admiral
01/08/18 9:25:33 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
The Admiral posted...
I met a girl in real life who unironically posts that kind of stuff on Facebook. Despite me being almost none of those, she tried to sleep with me. At the end of the day, these ugly man-hating types take what they can get.

Oh tell us more. Was she hot or did she look like all the other freaks


She was an unattractive, overweight redhead. She posts things from this page all the time on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/MenYellingIndistinctly/
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cjsdowg
01/08/18 9:26:50 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...

Lol dowg how tall are you


5'11
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Turbam
01/08/18 9:29:29 PM
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Doesn't say anywhere I can't jack off to anime girls, so yeah I'll take her
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Dyinglegacy
01/08/18 9:29:37 PM
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No height requirements? wft fake.

Edit: Also, the whole thing is satire lol.

The TC knows this, and is just bored.
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Master_Bass
01/08/18 9:31:14 PM
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I lol'd at the incognito tab requirement. She'd never know if you used it unless she saw you actively using it.
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Howl
01/08/18 9:37:16 PM
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The Admiral posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
The Admiral posted...
I met a girl in real life who unironically posts that kind of stuff on Facebook. Despite me being almost none of those, she tried to sleep with me. At the end of the day, these ugly man-hating types take what they can get.

Oh tell us more. Was she hot or did she look like all the other freaks


She was an unattractive, overweight redhead. She posts things from this page all the time on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/MenYellingIndistinctly/


I saw this pos there and dont even understand what it could possibly mean.

"so I'm at the supermarket and there's a toddler jumping up and down yelling "MUMMY NO MUMMY NO" and is it wrong that my first thought was "somebody must have mentioned female Space Marines again"?" Is that supposed to be a joke? or something else I don't even know.
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UncleBourbon33
01/08/18 9:41:37 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
No height requirements? wft fake.

Edit: Also, the whole thing is satire lol.

The TC knows this, and is just bored.

It's hard to know what's satire and what isn't with these people.
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The Great Muta 22
01/08/18 9:46:37 PM
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Don't get outraged over Tumblr trolling people
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MrResetti
01/08/18 9:47:46 PM
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Howl posted...
Wtf is Latinx?

O or A
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YellowSUV
01/08/18 9:57:41 PM
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Someone start a campaign that Lantinx is cultural appropriation from Latin America's culture of using Latino when describing a group of people.
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weapon_d00d816
01/08/18 9:59:55 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Howl posted...
Wtf is Latinx?

Latino/a

Which is funny because Latino is the neuter form as well.
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LittleRoyal
01/08/18 10:00:59 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Howl posted...
Wtf is Latinx?

Latino/a

Which is funny because Latino is the neuter form as well.

Yeah, but no. Latinx also includes Bigender, gender fluid (so you dont commit to one or the other) and the other genders
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The Admiral
01/08/18 10:01:34 PM
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Latinx sounds like a Marvel character. Never heard anyone use this term in real life.
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hyperpsycho
01/08/18 10:02:04 PM
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Come on TC. You're a great guy. Don't fall for this kind of shit.
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Rad_Chad
01/08/18 10:03:14 PM
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10 bucks says she's fucking gross and lacking charisma and this is her way of rationalizing why she's single... (and totally dying alone)
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The Admiral
01/08/18 10:04:16 PM
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Rad_Chad posted...
10 bucks says she's fucking gross and lacking charisma and this is her way of rationalizing why she's single... (and totally dying alone)


I see your $10 and raise you another $10 that this was written by a dude who's just trolling.
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ClockworkHare
01/08/18 10:09:20 PM
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Obviously fake (no height req), but it's also satire poking fun at actual people who do have those kinds of cringy online profiles. They're a fringe that unfortunately do exist.

The silver lining is that these cringe-inducing people rarely ever get what they're demanding. And as Admiral suggested, they eventually settle for what they can get in desperation (usually with a person who might only meet a small fraction of the original criteria). That's if they're lucky. Plenty of them don't even get that far because their standards are too steep and impractical in regards to what they offer in return.

Reality typically wins out in the end.

That being said, these people still have the equal right to advertise their personal standards when looking to date. They just accept a higher unlikelihood of success that goes along with it. Some of them even use their repulsive standards as a conveniently flattering excuse for covering up the fact that their dating success is poor anyway...
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kuwab0
01/08/18 10:12:13 PM
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Howl
01/09/18 3:34:59 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Howl posted...
Wtf is Latinx?

Latin o/ a

Which is funny because Latino is the neuter form as well.

Yeah, but no. Latinx also includes Bigender, gender fluid (so you dont commit to one or the other) and the other genders


Theres no such thing as the "other genders."
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soulunison2
01/09/18 3:39:50 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Howl posted...
Wtf is Latinx?

Latino/a

Which is funny because Latino is the neuter form as well.

Yeah, but no. Latinx also includes Bigender, gender fluid (so you dont commit to one or the other) and the other genders


Thats an American construct, Latino refers to an entire group regardless of genders or identities when used in Spanish and is already fulfilling the job of the word Latinx so in a sense it is culture appropriation

Source - I am a fluent Spanish speaking Mexican
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LittleRoyal
01/09/18 11:09:32 AM
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Howl posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Howl posted...
Wtf is Latinx?

Latin o/ a

Which is funny because Latino is the neuter form as well.

Yeah, but no. Latinx also includes Bigender, gender fluid (so you dont commit to one or the other) and the other genders


Theres no such thing as the "other genders."

Believe what you want. Im telling you why they chose the word.

soulunison2 posted...


Thats an American construct, Latino refers to an entire group regardless of genders or identities when used in Spanish and is already fulfilling the job of the word Latinx so in a sense it is culture appropriation

Source - I am a fluent Spanish speaking Mexican


Sure but man represents all humans, but these people want to change it. Woman includes man but they want to change it.

They just dont want traces of male in everything.

I wonder if for languages that gender, like French, theyll change every word to end in x.
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Antifar
01/09/18 11:10:40 AM
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You know how skeptical I am of unsourced screenshots, from Tumblr or otherwise. You guys decide for yourself whether this is a real, legitimate person, or obvious right wing satire
https://yourfatfeministfriend.tumblr.com/

The tip-off here is that the image in OP took time to hide the poster's name. If you were legitimately trying to mock this person, you generally wouldn't take the time to do that. But if you were trying to hide the fact that it came from an obvious satire account...
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Fam_Fam
01/09/18 11:13:17 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Howl posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Howl posted...
Wtf is Latinx?

Latin o/ a

Which is funny because Latino is the neuter form as well.

Yeah, but no. Latinx also includes Bigender, gender fluid (so you dont commit to one or the other) and the other genders


Theres no such thing as the "other genders."

Believe what you want. Im telling you why they chose the word.

soulunison2 posted...


Thats an American construct, Latino refers to an entire group regardless of genders or identities when used in Spanish and is already fulfilling the job of the word Latinx so in a sense it is culture appropriation

Source - I am a fluent Spanish speaking Mexican


Sure but man represents all humans, but these people want to change it. Woman includes man but they want to change it.

They just dont want traces of male in everything.

I wonder if for languages that gender, like French, theyll change every word to end in x.


why should the masculine form be the one used to denote all people?
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Questionmarktarius
01/09/18 11:27:27 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
why should the masculine form be the one used to denote all people?

Why should an inpronounceable form be adopted?
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Fam_Fam
01/09/18 11:47:23 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
why should the masculine form be the one used to denote all people?

Why should an inpronounceable form be adopted?


Latin-(letter x) is how you can pronounce it.
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FrisbeeDude
01/09/18 11:58:55 AM
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Bitterbeard spends time coming up with a list to rile up other bitterbeards

Lmao y'all are so easily baited
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Kaname_Madoka
01/09/18 12:12:31 PM
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Turbam posted...
Doesn't say anywhere I can't deed to anime girls, so yeah I'll take her

this
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DeanAuryn
01/09/18 12:17:44 PM
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I know shes trolling....but God forbid a woman has standards. Stay hypocritical CE.
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pinky0926
01/09/18 12:19:07 PM
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The sheer scale of this suggests parody.
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