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Muffinz0rz
12/31/17 12:04:33 AM
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Stop looking at me funny when I order an iced coffee in the middle of winter when it's deadass negative degrees outside

Oh, what's that? Do I want something to warm me up? SURE. Except A.) Drinking a warm anything doesn't warm you up, and B.) Even if I get a hot drink, it's not like I can magically chug it on the spot just because it's cold outside -- I'll still burn the shit out of my mouth! So the end result of a hot drink? Waiting for it to cool down (thus 10 additional minutes with no coffee in me) and a cup of lukewarm nonsense by the time I actually get around to finishing it (since uh you're supposed to sip hot drinks)

I'M SITTING IN MY HEATED CAR IN THE DRIVE-THRU, A HOT COFFEE ISN'T GOING TO MAKE ME IMPERVIOUS TO THE ELEMENTS
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green dragon
12/31/17 12:09:01 AM
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That's nice, dear
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GRTooCool
12/31/17 12:10:50 AM
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Weird that you need to get that off your chest.

When I buy coffee for a co-worker, I know she likes it hot.. even in the summer. Even the baristas understand that some people just prefer it hot no matter the weather.
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Summertimebooks
12/31/17 12:12:16 AM
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uh huh
nobody gives a ****
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Krazy_Kirby
12/31/17 12:13:16 AM
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coffee is gross.
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SunWuKung420
12/31/17 12:35:51 AM
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Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.
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Summertimebooks
12/31/17 12:50:54 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
coffee is gross.

coffee is where the heart is
tfw you're probably more coffee than human at this point
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Muffinz0rz
12/31/17 12:52:15 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.

lZp72hI
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Summertimebooks
12/31/17 12:53:26 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.

lZp72hI

whoooaaaa I didn't know we could post pics now
back in my day we could only use text
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Cacciato
12/31/17 1:12:58 AM
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Summertimebooks posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.

lZp72hI

whoooaaaa I didn't know we could post pics now
back in my day we could only use text

back in my day
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MICHALECOLE
12/31/17 1:23:14 AM
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Drinking something warm when cold outside will most certainly warm you up
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Summertimebooks
12/31/17 1:33:25 AM
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Cacciato posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.

lZp72hI

whoooaaaa I didn't know we could post pics now
back in my day we could only use text

back in my day

back in your day?
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Krazy_Kirby
12/31/17 1:35:05 AM
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Summertimebooks posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
coffee is gross.

coffee is where the heart is
tfw you're probably more coffee than human at this point


i don't drink coffee
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NightMareBunny
12/31/17 2:28:25 AM
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i don't know why anyone would want iced coffee in the winter

cold beverages lose their appeal when everything's cold as crap
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Sahuagin
12/31/17 3:37:21 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Drinking a warm anything doesn't warm you up

pretty sure it does... I mean it's not going to replace your furnace or anything, but it makes *some* difference.
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SunWuKung420
12/31/17 3:50:32 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Drinking a warm anything doesn't warm you up,


Warming your core, including your stomach area via warm liquids, is very warning and beneficial.

I wear flip flops in the winter but even I know that warm liquid beverages are good when it's cold.
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Kyuubi4269
12/31/17 3:53:15 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Drinking a warm anything doesn't warm you up

MICHALECOLE posted...
Drinking something warm when cold outside will most certainly warm you up

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Muffinz0rz posted...
Even if I get a hot drink, it's not like I can magically chug it on the spot just because it's cold outside -- I'll still burn the shit out of my mouth! So the end result of a hot drink? Waiting for it to cool down (thus 10 additional minutes with no coffee in me)


Muffinz0rz posted...
it's deadass negative degrees outside

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Muffinz0rz posted...
a cup of lukewarm nonsense by the time I actually get around to finishing it (since uh you're supposed to sip hot drinks)

You just said it would be lukewarm. The cooler it gets, the faster you can drink.
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FatalAccident
12/31/17 7:02:09 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you think your barista posts here?

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SilentSeph
12/31/17 10:30:14 AM
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Sorry for looking at you funny, TC.
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kind9
12/31/17 10:35:31 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
coffee is gross.

^ this person can't be trusted
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MannerSaurus
12/31/17 10:41:47 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.

lZp72hI


Whoever made that card is an idiot. It's "Wild n' out." There's no such thing, in ghetto slang, as "wildin out."
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Dikitain
12/31/17 11:01:13 AM
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MannerSaurus posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.

lZp72hI


Whoever made that card is an idiot. It's "Wild n' out." There's no such thing, in ghetto slang, as "wildin out."

Ghetto hoods are grammar nazis now?
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Jen0125
12/31/17 11:02:54 AM
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green dragon posted...
That's nice, dear

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Muffinz0rz
12/31/17 12:54:17 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
You just said it would be lukewarm. The cooler it gets, the faster you can drink.

Right, but what's the point? A lukewarm drink isn't going to warm you up, just as a lukecold iced drink isn't going to cool you off.
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Krazy_Kirby
12/31/17 9:42:01 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
You just said it would be lukewarm. The cooler it gets, the faster you can drink.

Right, but what's the point? A lukewarm drink isn't going to warm you up, just as a lukecold iced drink isn't going to cool you off.


cold drinks won't cool your body well. when it's hot out it is much better to drink warm water than cold
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Muffinz0rz
12/31/17 10:42:31 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
You just said it would be lukewarm. The cooler it gets, the faster you can drink.

Right, but what's the point? A lukewarm drink isn't going to warm you up, just as a lukecold iced drink isn't going to cool you off.


cold drinks won't cool your body well. when it's hot out it is much better to drink warm water than cold

Which doesn't surprise me, but I also don't drink cold drinks to cool myself down

I ordered an iced cafe latte from Panera this morning when it was literally negative 10 degrees outside and I felt like such an alpha when the hoe didn't give me a funny look
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