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Darklit_Minuet
12/25/17 9:27:41 PM
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Why are pizzas usually round, and yet the boxes they come in are square?
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rhklce
12/25/17 9:29:06 PM
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Youre illogical.
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WILD_CHARIZARD
12/25/17 9:29:14 PM
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honestly if i were to take a stab in the dark i'd guess it'd be because your mother never loved you?????? but again that's just a theory haha merry christmas
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ModLogic
12/25/17 9:29:20 PM
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weapon_d00d816
12/25/17 9:34:09 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why are pizzas usually round, and yet the boxes they come in are square?

Because circular boxes are more work to make...?
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Kelystic
12/25/17 9:35:31 PM
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masticatingman
12/25/17 9:37:58 PM
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Sicilian pizza is square bruh.
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Volkswagen_Bros
12/25/17 9:41:29 PM
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By this logic, why are game boxes square or rectangular when the game discs are round?
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ChromaticAngel
12/25/17 9:43:28 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
By this logic, why are game boxes square or rectangular when the game discs are round?

So you can stack them vertically on a book shelf and on top of each other.
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r4X0r
12/25/17 9:45:33 PM
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You spin a pizza crust to form it. Centrifugal force makes it round. The box is square because making it round would cost more.
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specialkid8
12/25/17 9:46:46 PM
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r4X0r posted...
You spin a pizza crust to form it. Centrifugal force makes it round. The box is square because making it round would cost more.


Then just spin the boxes. What a dumb fucking thing to say.
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Volkswagen_Bros
12/25/17 9:46:51 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
By this logic, why are game boxes square or rectangular when the game discs are round?

So you can stack them vertically on a book shelf and on top of each other.

Why not stack them on top of each other like Pringles?
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weapon_d00d816
12/25/17 9:47:06 PM
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You know what's illogical? Making a tomato paste casserole and calling it "deep dish pizza".
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BilalPowell
12/25/17 9:47:50 PM
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You forgot the part where the slices are cut into triangles.
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r4X0r
12/25/17 9:48:18 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
r4X0r posted...
You spin a pizza crust to form it. Centrifugal force makes it round. The box is square because making it round would cost more.


Then just spin the boxes. What a dumb fucking thing to say.


If you put the dough in the box and then spun it you'd still have to go to the effort of making a round box, and spinning the dough and dressing the pie in the box and then putting it in the oven would only result in

BURNING THE FUCKING RESTAURANT DOWN
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Reis
12/25/17 9:49:10 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
You know what's illogical? Making a tomato paste casserole and calling it "deep dish pizza".


Yeah people from Chicago are weird af
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