Board 8 > B8UCA presents Tuesday Night Ruin ft Contract Signing and Champions vs Champions

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75962891
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MAIN EVENT
Contract Signing
There will be a contract signing between eaed and Tom Bombadil to take place tonight! Competitor vs Competitor!

GET THE FREAKING TAYBLES! Master of Taybles Tom Bombadil vs Sir. Chris
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THIS MAN THROUGH A TABLE?!?!?!

Champions vs Champions UCA Tag Team Champions The Kingdom (Apollo_Phoenix/Strife2) vs UCA LW Champion TheKnightOfNee/ UCA MM Champion davidponte
These champions will face off against fierce competition this Sunday at Exile. The question is can they survive each other first??

UNDERCARD

PUT HIM THROUGH A TABLE TOO! eaedwards6400 vs emeraldegg
ITS ONLY FAIR THOUGH!

Challengers vs Challengers eddv/ZeroSignal vs XIII_Rocks/StifledSilence
The return of Eddv/Zsig to take on the Kingdom. Meanwhile, XIII and Stifled basically swap places as XIII challenges for MELEE and Stifled challenges for the LW title!

I Like This Team DPObliVion/Solioxrz362 vs TheSultanOfSlam/Shaduln
I like what I see with the team of DP and Solio. Lets see how they handle a match up with a Sultan and an Emperor!

LW Reverse Battle Royal WiggumFan267 vs Greengravy vs Boko vs Stevie3V vs GTM
The point here is not to finish last or tie in last because those guys are facing off against MacheteGuy for Jester.

Machete I think has to be on some kind of record for longest Jester reign but I dont think we ever kept track of that!

COACHED HIGH SCHOOL SWIMMING AT 5:45 AM VOTE FORM
Tom vs Chris
Apollo/Strife vs Nee/david
eaed vs emerald
eddv/ZSig vs XIII/Stifled
DP/Solio vs Sultan/Shad
Wigs vs gravy vs Boko vs Stevie vs GTM

@Tom_Bombadil
@Apollo_Phoenix
@Strife2
@ZeroSignal620
@davidponte
@StifledSilence
@Emeraldegg
@DpObliVion
@DoomTheGyarados
@Solioxrz362
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@TheSultanOfSlam
@TheKnightOfNee
@Steiner
@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Stevie3V
@Maniac64
@Eddv
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@GTM
@Shaduln
@ImTheMacheteGuy
@Chronic1000
@XIII_rocks
@muddersmilk
@TheLostEd
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Tom v
Apollo/Strife vs Nee/david waiting

eaed Crack the egg
eddv/ZSig v
Sultan/Shad
Wigs
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Tom
Apollo/Strife
XIII/Stifled
Boko (If Boko shows up, I can tell him I'm graduating OT school!)
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Two things.

1. The Taybles Title is important! Never have I seen someone try so desperately to take it off of someone for booking purposes...oh wait.

2. I don't keep track of Jesterdom. Machete's lost it at points, but yeah. He's had it forever. I even got rid of some members of the LW division for once. But there he is, still hanging on as "that guy."
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Strife2 posted...

Two things.

1. The Taybles Title is important! Never have I seen someone try so desperately to take it off of someone for booking purposes...oh wait.

2. I don't keep track of Jesterdom. Machete's lost it at points, but yeah. He's had it forever. I even got rid of some members of the LW division for once. But there he is, still hanging on as "that guy."

Strife you should be very familiar with number 1! lol
And yeah Machete's reign as Jester has made him "THE JESTER GUY"
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Tom better be careful if Ironman Taybles kick in
Took years off my life
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Tom
Nee/david
eaed
eddv/ZSig
Sultan/Shad
Stevie
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Chris
Apollo/Strife
emerald
eddv/ZSig
DP/Solio
Wigs
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Chris
Apollo/Strife
Emerald
Eddv/Zsig
DP/Solio
Wigs
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Chris
Nee/david
emerald
DP/Solio
GTM
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Chris
Nee/david
eaed
XIII/Stifled
DP/Solio
Wigs
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Tom
Apollo/Strife
emerald
Sultan/Shad
Boko

ZSig thinks he's better than The Kingdom. He's said it before! Now he's gone and said it again, this time challenging us for our Tag Team Championships.

Buddy, we just went to war with (and swept) an enemy Kingdom, a Time Warping Administrator, one of the best young talents in the UCA today, and one-half of what was once the best tag team in the UCA (until we came along, of course)--all to regain these titles. We then went on to defend them in a multi-day marathon of a match against our valiant brothers-in-arms in that war! We're not about to lose them to two guys who think they can just barge in and become tag champs because they don't have anything else to do.

You are both incredible competitors, there's no doubt about that. But The Kingdom is more than just a couple of talented individuals--we're a unit, a team with a tight bond ruling over the UCA together. We want this, we've earned this. We're holding on to them--at Exile, at the Rumble, all the way to Epop-freaking-mania.

You may think you're better than that ZSig, and you may draw inspiration from previous victories with lower stakes, but that's not gonna help you when the gold is on the line and push comes to shove.

To put it in terms you might understand: the closest you two are getting to these titles is if Strife and I decide to shine them up real nice, turn them sideways, and stick them straight up your candy-asses!

Forever Shall We Reign
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Tag.

I'm more and more prepared for Exile
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Chris
Nee/david
eaed
eddv/ZSig
DP/Solio
Wigs
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Push
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*limps out, selling the tayble*

Eaed, you made the biggest mistake of your life when you challenged me. Exile means that you will NEVER catch a whiff of this gold again if I beat you. I'd like to commend your bravery in betting it all on an outside shot, but I don't think that's what's driving you. You're driven by desperation. You've been foiled time and time again, by both myself and the Kingdom. You've seen me rise to the top of the heap, with the fans behind me. You've seen just how hard it was to get the Mastery of Taybles out of my grip. You're running out of time, and you're running out of chances. I think you know that, which is why you chose to bet it all on Exile. Unfortunately, I have no intentions of letting you take this belt away from me. I couldn't be stopped in BFW, neither I nor the Kingdom could be stopped at Modern Warfare, and we won't be stopped now.

Despite your alliance with XIII, you have been a worthy opponent...but don't think for an instant that I'm going to show you any mercy. At Exile, I will put you down for good, and then the Kingdom will watch over the end times as UCA slips into eternal slumber. I'm sorry I have to be the one to do it, but at Exile, I will ensure that you rest in peace.

*signs*
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Chris
The Kingdom
eaed
XIII/Stifled
Sultan/Emperor Shad
Gravy
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Chris
Nee/David
eaed
eddv/Zsig
DP/Solio
Wigs
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I'm glad I made you wait so long that you had to catch the end of this contract signing on the UCA Network. We're having an end of company sale, get the network for 1 single payment of 30 dollars or 5.99 a month!

Tom, have you ever heard of redemption? It is a thing men do not get in one life time! I am a man who needs redemption. I have had the highs and lows in this company that is truly not comparable. Now, I have found that I have hit an all time low. I caused a time paradox that will cause this company to end early. It is sad and it is something that I will regret for the rest of my days. This weekend, at Exile, I will complete the my redemption by making you my victim by taking you out of my way. I will not fall into oblivion. I will to use your friends catchphrase, rise, to power one. More. Time. I don't care if I only have the title for a day, hour, week, or until the end of time. This is my story and I am going to finish it the way I want to with the help of the UCA Universe! This will be the last time for THE eaed! *signs*

Bring your A-Game, Tom. If nothing else we're putting on a show!
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Results in a bit, I counted them all and had them in my notepad file, then went to ctrl C them in the topic and...hit shift C instead. Therefore I must count again, so I'll do it when I get the motivation in like an hour. Lol.
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