Poll of the Day > Why the hell did Gamechamp3k beat Super Mario Odyssey without jumping?

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@Gamechamp3k is not pannenkeok damnit.

https://kotaku.com/super-mario-odyssey-player-beats-game-without-jumping-1821184436

And yes, there is an entire article about him on Kotaku

Mario Odyssey is his job
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Even with this, I doubt he will become internet famous.

PotD is the place where dreams go to die.

it's also complete bullshit, just because it doesn't count it as a jump, doesn't mean it isn't a jump, ok?

also, get a job you fucking welcher.
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ZiggiStardust posted...

it's also complete bullshit, just because it doesn't count it as a jump, doesn't mean it isn't a jump, ok?

Dispute it with him

TheWorstPoster posted...

ZiggiStardust posted...

it's also complete bullshit, just because it doesn't count it as a jump, doesn't mean it isn't a jump, ok?

Dispute it with him

i will when you get a job, ok?
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holy crap he really is a champ, i never should have questioned him all those times
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They should write an article about how gamechamp said he can't have daughters because he's afraid he'll molest them since he's attracted to young female children. Awful person. Don't give a shit about his video game YouTube videos.
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Because doing something like that will get youtube views. It's a pretty simple concept.
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Greenfox111 posted...

holy crap he really is a champ, i never should have questioned him all those times

I will only consider him a champ, if he beats this game without dying. Without using savestates. At all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN_TPTIrYs

I dare @Gamechamp3k to finish Jim Power: The Lost Dimension in 3D without dying once.

Read the summary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Power:_The_Lost_Dimension_in_3-D

If you play the Steam re-release, then the version I mean is the SNES version, on hard difficulty. Original background scrolling (reverse scrolling).

Jen0125 posted...

They should write an article about how gamechamp said he can't have daughters because he's afraid he'll molest them since he's attracted to young female children. Awful person. Don't give a shit about his video game YouTube videos.

They will, if he becomes PotD's resident internet celebrity.

TheWorstPoster posted...

I dare @Gamechamp3k to finish Jim Power: The Lost Dimension in 3D without dying once.

Hey, I have that game
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Lokarin posted...

Hey, I have that game

Then do it before he does.

You know how brutal it is. I know how brutal it is. But he probably never played it.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Lokarin posted...

Hey, I have that game

Then do it before he does.

You know how brutal it is. I know how brutal it is. But he probably never played it.

Y'know, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... and attempt to do it. I haven't played it much, but I am pretty good at games... and it can't possibly be harder than Alien Soldier no-damage
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Lokarin posted...

Y'know, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... and attempt to do it. I haven't played it much, but I am pretty good at games... and it can't possibly be harder than Alien Soldier no-damage

Trust me when I say you'll be throwing your controller into the wall on the third stage (with it being the first shoot-em-up stage).

Alien Soldier was only hard due to shit controls that never felt right.

Jen0125 posted...

They should write an article about how gamechamp said he can't have daughters because he's afraid he'll molest them since he's attracted to young female children. Awful person. Don't give a shit about his video game YouTube videos.

But isn't it a good thing that he recognizes his attraction and refuses to have daughters because of it? I mean if you don't act on those "impulses," then are they really a problem?
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Greenfox111 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

They should write an article about how gamechamp said he can't have daughters because he's afraid he'll molest them since he's attracted to young female children. Awful person. Don't give a shit about his video game YouTube videos.

But isn't it a good thing that he recognizes his attraction and refuses to have daughters because of it? I mean if you don't act on those "impulses," then are they really a problem?

Pedophilia is bad

Greenfox111 posted...

But isn't it a good thing that he recognizes his attraction and refuses to have daughters because of it? I mean if you don't act on those "impulses," then are they really a problem?

Which is why he should remain a low profile. Once, or if, he becomes big, he will fall hard.

Millea posted...

Greenfox111 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

They should write an article about how gamechamp said he can't have daughters because he's afraid he'll molest them since he's attracted to young female children. Awful person. Don't give a shit about his video game YouTube videos.

But isn't it a good thing that he recognizes his attraction and refuses to have daughters because of it? I mean if you don't act on those "impulses," then are they really a problem?

Pedophilia is bad

no shit, im not saying pedophilia is good
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@Lokarin is playing it right now.

I will start my own runs later (I have homework to take care of).

Because he can.

Woo! You go gamechamp!
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FellWolf posted...

Woo! You go gamechamp!

But will he take me up on my challenge?

ZiggiStardust posted...

it's also complete bulls***, just because it doesn't count it as a jump, doesn't mean it isn't a jump, ok?

I bet you think you can't have half an A press, too.

Jen0125 posted...

They should write an article about how gamechamp said he can't have daughters because he's afraid he'll molest them since he's attracted to young female children. Awful person.

A pedophile who proactively takes mitigating steps to protect children from himself isn't an awful person. Quite the opposite, in fact. It's child molestation that's a bad thing; all pedophilia does on its own is cause boners that can't morally be acted upon.
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yeah thats what im saying, adjl just said it better
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TheWorstPoster posted...

FellWolf posted...

Woo! You go gamechamp!

But will he take me up on my challenge?

Nobody cares about taking up the challenge of a welcher.
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Wasn't he also that guy who beat Breath of the Wild without consuming any stamina points? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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EclairReturns posted...

Wasn't he also that guy who beat Breath of the Wild without consuming any stamina points? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Wouldn't surprise me. He did a bunch of gimmicky runs of BotW. The only one I watched in full was the one where he tried to bring a chicken into the Ganon fight, which was pretty entertaining.
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EclairReturns posted...

Wasn't he also that guy who beat Breath of the Wild without consuming any stamina points? Or am I thinking of someone else?

I don't know about that, but he did it without climbing.
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In a way, Gamechamp has done more to prevent child molestation than anyone else on this board.

adjl posted...

It's child molestation that's a bad thing; all pedophilia does on its own is cause boners that can't morally be acted upon.

that makes it ok. next time i'm out with my daughter, i'll try to befriend a pedo. after all, he's not molesting my her, he just gets a boner from watching her! totally ok!
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Is it this video we're taking about here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZ-nfMfu8o

I wonder if he remembers good ol' PotD?
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considering he posted here about 13 hours ago, i'd say he remembers us, unless he's got some sort of memory loss problem
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Greenfox111 posted...

considering he posted here about 13 hours ago, i'd say he remembers us, unless he's got some sort of memory loss problem

He traded his knowledge of PotD to become some sort of obscure gaming prodigy.

it's one thing to admit you that you shouldn't have children that are female and another to actually try to get some help for your problem. he doesn't try to go to therapy for his unhealthy attraction to sub 10 year old girls. he just jerks off to cartoon porn and talks about what a creep he is on the internet.
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He reminds me of PlagueofGripes. He used to party with us.
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FellWolf posted...

did it without climbing

Oh, so it was him.
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i dont know why i bother arguing with people, no one's opinion ever changes
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LeetCheet posted...

Is it this video we're taking about here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZ-nfMfu8o

I wonder if he remembers good ol' PotD?

Thats his voice. I know that for sure.
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Greenfox111 posted...

i dont know why i bother arguing with people, no one's opinion ever changes

To change one's opinion, you need to force feed them a whole bottle of Jack Daniels.

If they don't die from alcohol poisoning, they will be your slaves until their drunkenness wears off.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Greenfox111 posted...

i dont know why i bother arguing with people, no one's opinion ever changes

To change one's opinion, you need to force feed them a whole bottle of Jack Daniels.

If they don't die from alcohol poisoning, they will be your slaves until their drunkenness wears off.

you've... never actually been drunk, have you?
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TheWorstPoster posted...

To change one's opinion, you need to force feed them a whole bottle of Jack Daniels.

If they don't die from alcohol poisoning, they will be your slaves until their drunkenness wears off.

You have never had a drop of alcohol in your life, have you?
Or even dealt with someone who's drunk for that matter.

ZiggiStardust posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Greenfox111 posted...

i dont know why i bother arguing with people, no one's opinion ever changes

To change one's opinion, you need to force feed them a whole bottle of Jack Daniels.

If they don't die from alcohol poisoning, they will be your slaves until their drunkenness wears off.

you've... never actually been drunk, have you?

Getting drunk is for nerds
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ZiggiStardust posted...

you've... never actually been drunk, have you?

Apperently he's never seen anyone be drunk either.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Greenfox111 posted...

i dont know why i bother arguing with people, no one's opinion ever changes

To change one's opinion, you need to force feed them a whole bottle of Jack Daniels.

If they don't die from alcohol poisoning, they will be your slaves until their drunkenness wears off.

Figures that Icoyar mistakes being drunk with... being on drugs?

But wtf kind of drugs make people become your slave?
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ZiggiStardust posted...

after all, he's not molesting my her, he just gets a boner from watching her! totally ok!

Yeah, pretty much. It's the difference between somebody thinking your wife is hot and somebody raping your wife. Even if it's directed toward somebody that's off-limits for whatever reason, sexual attraction on its own is completely inconsequential. Provided you identify that it's problematic and don't act on it, simply being attracted to somebody isn't going to hurt anyone.

Jen0125 posted...

it's one thing to admit you that you shouldn't have children that are female and another to actually try to get some help for your problem. he doesn't try to go to therapy for his unhealthy attraction to sub 10 year old girls. he just jerks off to cartoon porn and talks about what a creep he is on the internet.

Given that he's aware enough of the urges to limit his contact with children, I'd say he's probably a good enough judge of whether or not he needs therapy. If he's wrong and does end up doing something? Then he's an awful person. But save that judgement for such a time.

PK_Spam posted...

Figures that Icoyar mistakes being drunk with... being on drugs?

But wtf kind of drugs make people become your slave?

I guess he figures that slipping a roofie into a beer is redundant.
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adjl posted...

Given that he's aware enough of the urges to limit his contact with children, I'd say he's probably a good enough judge of whether or not he needs therapy. If he's wrong and does end up doing something? Then he's an awful person. But save that judgement for such a time.

If someone will openly admit they want to molest children forgive me if I don't believe they've been angelic with their urges.
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Jen0125 posted...

adjl posted...

Given that he's aware enough of the urges to limit his contact with children, I'd say he's probably a good enough judge of whether or not he needs therapy. If he's wrong and does end up doing something? Then he's an awful person. But save that judgement for such a time.

If someone will openly admit they want to molest children forgive me if I don't believe they've been angelic with their urges.

On the contrary, I'd say openly admitting it suggests innocence more than guilt. The guilty have something to hide, which is at odds with open admission. It's pure speculation either way, though. There's certainly reason to be suspicious, but doing so far as to say he's an awful person because you think he might have done something awful is overreacting.
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adjl posted...

On the contrary, I'd say openly admitting it suggests innocence more than guilt. The guilty have something to hide, which is at odds with open admission. It's pure speculation either way, though. There's certainly reason to be suspicious, but doing so far as to say he's an awful person because you think he might have done something awful is overreacting.

that's your opinion. you're free to have your opinion. i'm free to think gamechamp is a disgusting human being. have a great day.
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adjl posted...

Yeah, pretty much. It's the difference between somebody thinking your wife is hot and somebody raping your wife. Even if it's directed toward somebody that's off-limits for whatever reason, sexual attraction on its own is completely inconsequential. Provided you identify that it's problematic and don't act on it, simply being attracted to somebody isn't going to hurt anyone.

ok, i see your dumb point, but having these thoughts does not make me want to interact with these people, be their friends, offer them a job (even if they're qualified for the position), or have anything to do with their perverted, disgusting selves, ok?
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