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Zodd3224 10/18/17 7:02:57 PM #1: |
Today at work I was organizing my shiny new office. All 5'4" of me was struggling for a good while to arrange the top shelf in the office...
My 6'1" boss walks in, pushes the items around in about 10 seconds, says "there ya go buddy," drops his mic, and leaves. Feelsbadman... Any other stories from my fellow manlets? --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Two_Dee 10/18/17 7:03:47 PM #2: |
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Turbam 10/18/17 7:03:47 PM #3: |
Is it really cold down there?
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mario2000 10/18/17 7:03:53 PM #4: |
there is no hope for you if you are not a 6'4" 210lb jacked chad
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Balrog0 10/18/17 7:04:23 PM #5: |
i once tried to help an old lady get something off of the top shelf at the grocery store, but i couldnt reach it either even when i stepped on the bottom shelf
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DreadedWave 10/18/17 7:04:58 PM #6: |
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Looked gf 10/18/17 7:05:29 PM #7: |
DreadedWave posted...
Zodd3224 posted...All 5'4" of me Lmao --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 7:13:10 PM #8: |
Turbam posted...
Is it really cold down there? I am usually cold tbh... maybe platform shoes would warm me up? --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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myztikrice 10/18/17 7:16:15 PM #9: |
Are you asian?
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 7:19:22 PM #10: |
mario2000 posted...
there is no hope for you if you are not a 6'4" 210lb jacked chad Well I am in pretty good shape and Im not grotesque... I do okay in life as long as Im not asked to grab anything from the top shelf --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 7:21:58 PM #11: |
myztikrice posted...
Are you asian? No --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legend253 10/18/17 7:24:46 PM #12: |
Hahahahaha, "there ya go buddy."
Sorry, sorry, I know that isn't funny. --- GT: Lord Avon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 10/18/17 7:25:15 PM #13: |
I'm almost 6 foot and still growing
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 7:28:47 PM #14: |
legend253 posted...
Hahahahaha, "there ya go buddy." I thought it was pretty funny tbh. Soul crushingly devastating, but funny nonetheless. --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 7:29:31 PM #15: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I'm almost 6 foot and still growing Thx for rubbing it in m8 --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DreadedWave 10/18/17 7:32:53 PM #16: |
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Kaname_Madoka 10/18/17 7:33:20 PM #17: |
DreadedWave posted...
Zodd is so tall he doesn't see short people like me :( Just get taller --- Drawn for me by Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy and Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 7:34:56 PM #18: |
DreadedWave posted...
Zodd is so tall he doesn't see short people like me :( Oh believe me, I see you bby. I just have to get down on both knees, which I'm more than okay with --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 8:33:21 PM #19: |
Bump it
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 9:36:15 PM #20: |
Wow, no other manlets on CE... I had a feeling this was a Chad-only zone.
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C_Pain 10/18/17 9:37:42 PM #21: |
I'm a manlet. Doesn't really effect me that much.
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 9:39:03 PM #22: |
C_Pain posted...
I'm a manlet. Doesn't really effect me that much. Nice, high five! :-) Or rather... low five... :-( --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 10/18/17 9:39:22 PM #23: |
I am 5'4 or 5'5 and I have never cared about my height.
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Mystery_Mission 10/18/17 9:40:56 PM #24: |
im 5'6 i feel your pain brother
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apocalyptic_4 10/18/17 9:41:40 PM #25: |
Balrog0 posted...
i once tried to help an old lady get something off of the top shelf at the grocery store, but i couldnt reach it either even when i stepped on the bottom shelf Not all heroes carry step stools --- PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 10/18/17 9:41:52 PM #26: |
When someone mistakenly calls me tall and I have to correct them by saying I'm only 5'11"
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 9:47:22 PM #27: |
Offworlder1 posted...
I am 5'4 or 5'5 and I have never cared about my height. Like, you didn't even care when your tall friends would joke around and literally pick you up and stuff you into their pocket??? --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 10/18/17 9:55:19 PM #28: |
@Zodd3224
My friends never made fun of my height cause they were actually friends, people who tried to bully me did that, usually a nut shot and some punches to the face humbled them. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 10:00:33 PM #29: |
Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224 Oh my friends and I are much different buddy, we make fun of each other on a consistent basis. Out of love, of course. I dont get offended by anything, so I really DGAF what people say about me, especially not people I DGAF about. Nothing really bothers me, so I can easily laugh at my... *ahem* short comings. --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 10/18/17 10:08:38 PM #30: |
Height doesnt mean a damn thing if he can't beat you in a FT10 Souls match.
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 10:10:31 PM #31: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
Height doesnt mean a damn thing if he can't beat you in a FT10 Souls match. Yeah boi, thats what Im talkin bout! Yo @Vicious_Dios funny you mention that, I fired up DS3 tonight, first time in months, and I still got it bby --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 10/18/17 10:13:49 PM #32: |
Zodd3224 posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...Height doesnt mean a damn thing if he can't beat you in a FT10 Souls match. Mine's been collecting dust resting on top of the console. <_<; I don't even want to boot it up now since I'll have to wait for it to install all of the updates and (ugh) nerfs while I was on haitus. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 10:20:12 PM #33: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
Zodd3224 posted...Vicious_Dios posted...Height doesnt mean a damn thing if he can't beat you in a FT10 Souls match. I didnt plan on playing again tbh, but on the Souls board someone did a request for a weapon drop and someone trolled me and gave them my PSN . They were asking for weapons and I was like who are you, lol. Figured it was a good excuse to play again, so i hooked em up and did some arena 2v2s. The patches were actually pretty good man. Most nerfs were to the annoying meta weapons anyways, although it kinda just created new meta weapons like Scimitar and Pontiff CS... but whatevs. I played around with 70 dex, 26 str Sellsword TwinBlades + Old Wolf CS + Pontiff's Right Eye = Spin2Win bby. Love that setup --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 10/18/17 10:21:22 PM #34: |
5'6 nerdy asian male, my highschool life sucked for the most part.
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xBloodBrotherx 10/18/17 10:23:58 PM #35: |
Tfw I'm even shorter than TC
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 10:28:33 PM #36: |
Prestoff posted...
5'6 nerdy asian male, my highschool life sucked for the most part. I would have killed multiple people to be 5'6" in high school... consider yourself blessed! --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 10:28:47 PM #37: |
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Tfw I'm even shorter than TC How short we talking, my fellow manlet? --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xBloodBrotherx 10/18/17 10:36:13 PM #38: |
Zodd3224 posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...Tfw I'm even shorter than TC 5'2" Although for me it's not entirely genetic, but it's definitely a factor because my dad was 5'7" and my mom is 5'5", but I also had some medical issues off and one throughout my childhood and I almost needed a kidney and heart transplant. --- The above post is literally and objectively right. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aelia 10/18/17 10:47:49 PM #39: |
Why not just stand on a chair?
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 10:52:38 PM #40: |
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Zodd3224 posted...xBloodBrotherx posted...Tfw I'm even shorter than TC Yeah, my mom is 5'2", dad is 5'5." We never had a chance, friend! --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 10:53:09 PM #41: |
Aelia posted...
Why not just stand on a chair? I did, but the chair had wheels... it was quite the ordeal. --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 10/18/17 11:03:23 PM #42: |
Too bad you can't re-roll your stats IRL
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Zodd3224 10/18/17 11:07:50 PM #43: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Too bad you can't re-roll your stats IRL I know... I could trade some of this D length for some legit height --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 10/18/17 11:31:31 PM #44: |
5' 2" here - Dad's probably 5' 8", Mom is 5' 2"... but my grandads were taller... paternal one almost 6'!
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0AbsoluteZero0 10/18/17 11:46:03 PM #45: |
Have any of the manlets here considered trying lifts? Is it even possible to really get away with them?
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Zodd3224 10/19/17 6:34:50 AM #46: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Have any of the manlets here considered trying lifts? Is it even possible to really get away with them? Ive tried laying on a rack and having my arms and legs pulled in opposite directions. That added about an inch. --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 10/19/17 7:02:42 AM #47: |
myztikrice posted...
Are you asian? That's literally your first assumption? --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Awesome 10/19/17 7:41:55 AM #48: |
its funny because all the short guys i see have women and a lot of them have kids. they dont seem to have a problem.
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Zodd3224 10/19/17 7:44:01 AM #49: |
Awesome posted...
its funny because all the short guys i see have women and a lot of them have kids. they dont seem to have a problem. Well, short guys do live longer. Maybe that's why women find us so irresistable --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab ... Copied to Clipboard!
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