Current Events > Police Keep Antifa Away From Columbus Statues By Taping Job Applications on them

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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:23:14 PM
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https://babylonbee.com/news/police-keep-antifa-away-columbus-statues-taping-job-applications-onto/
U.S.Antifa factions nationwide had planned a deface Columbus day, on which they intended to deface and destroy statues of Christopher Columbus Monday, but authorities in many cities got the better of the radical far-left groups with a brilliant idea: by adhering legitimate job applications all over their local Columbus statues, they virtually guaranteed that Antifa groups would not approach them.

Its working extremely well so far. These Antifa thugs wont go anywhere near an opportunity for gainful employment, Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck told reporters.


lmao
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Doom_Art
10/18/17 4:24:26 PM
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there's already a topic on the front page about why conservatives aren't funny
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:26:59 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
there's already a topic on the front page about why conservatives aren't funny


Guess that topic just got wrecked.
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:27:09 PM
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imagine thinking this is serious.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:29:53 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
imagine thinking this is serious.


?
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:33:02 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
imagine thinking this is serious.


?


this is literally written at the bottom of every page on that website:

The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

it's not real. and you fell for it.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:34:51 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
imagine thinking this is serious.


?


this is literally written at the bottom of every page on that website:

The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

it's not real. and you fell for it.


you thought that Doom_Art thought it was real?
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:36:35 PM
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no, i'm convinced you thought it was real.
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Zikten
10/18/17 4:37:28 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
no, i'm convinced you thought it was real.

then why did he laugh?
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:37:35 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
no, i'm convinced you thought it was real.


based on?
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Bishop9800
10/18/17 4:37:40 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
imagine thinking this is serious.

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treewojima
10/18/17 4:38:46 PM
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lol, it's funny because Antifa protesters don't have jobs

because they don't want to work

because they're lazy

that's why it's funny

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eston
10/18/17 4:39:41 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
10/18/17 4:39:44 PM
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Zikten posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
no, i'm convinced you thought it was real.

then why did he laugh?


he hates liberals and laps up any opportunity to poke fun at them?
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:41:42 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
Zikten posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
no, i'm convinced you thought it was real.

then why did he laugh?


he hates liberals and laps up any opportunity to poke fun at them?


oh man
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/18/17 4:42:21 PM
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lmao, embarrassing egg on face
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:57:28 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
lmao, embarrassing egg on face


temperature rises cooking egg
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Zeus
10/18/17 5:00:15 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
there's already a topic on the front page about why conservatives aren't funny


Which unfortunately just got killed. Granted, it was really about why we don't see mainstream conservative satire -- not whether the satire was funny -- and this isn't mainstream.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:31:38 PM
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@treewojima posted...
lol, it's funny because Antifa protesters don't have jobs

because they don't want to work

because they're lazy

that's why it's funny

please clap


I mean if I shared an onion article questioning the intelligence of some right leaning conservative person

wouldn't you laugh

and how hard would you laugh?
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 5:32:24 PM
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Zikten
10/18/17 5:32:49 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
TC backpedaling so hard lmao

your just refusing to admit you were wrong.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:33:24 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
TC backpedaling so hard lmao


rebel never offers logic but I will ask anyways just in case pigs are flying tonight

where have I backpedaled?
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 5:33:31 PM
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Zikten posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
TC backpedaling so hard lmao

your just refusing to admit you were wrong.

...this is the first time i've posted in this topic
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:33:58 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Zikten posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
TC backpedaling so hard lmao

your just refusing to admit you were wrong.

...this is the first time i've posted in this topic


maybe he thinks you are giant_aspirin
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Zikten
10/18/17 5:34:36 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Zikten posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
TC backpedaling so hard lmao

your just refusing to admit you were wrong.

...this is the first time i've posted in this topic

either way, you are wrong
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 5:38:41 PM
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Zikten posted...
either way, you are wrong

Okay illiterate.

darkphoenix181 posted...
where have I backpedaled?

You clearly thought this was real and some "gotcha!" moment for THE LIBS and are now trying to pretend you knew it was satire.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:39:48 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
You clearly thought this was real and some "gotcha!" moment for THE LIBS and are now trying to pretend you knew it was satire.


lmao this is great

like seriously lmfao
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Zeeak4444
10/18/17 5:40:52 PM
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treewojima posted...
lol, it's funny because Antifa protesters don't have jobs

because they don't want to work

because they're lazy

that's why it's funny

please clap


*claps*

RebelElite791 posted...
TC backpedaling so hard lmao


This lol.
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 5:42:30 PM
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M_Live posted...
Where does the "protesters don't have jobs" things come from? Surely conservatives must agree that the Charlottesville nazis were also unemployed losers then?

The rationale I've seen from the Nazi-sympathizers on this board was that Charlottesville was over the weekend so they were off work lmao
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prettyprincess
10/18/17 5:44:40 PM
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I am convinced people don't read dp's posts because they seem to think he has a stake in the conservative side of back and forths

amusing article anyway
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Zeeak4444
10/18/17 5:46:38 PM
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prettyprincess posted...
I am convinced people don't read dp's posts because they seem to think he has a stake in the conservative side of back and forths

amusing article anyway


He's deeply religious.

He has plenty of stake and he almost exclusively participates on the same side.

(Hint: that sides not progressive or liberal)
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:47:09 PM
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prettyprincess posted...
I am convinced people don't read dp's posts because they seem to think he has a stake in the convervative side of back and forths

amusing article anyway


thanks

I mean, it is just hilarious how this bandwagon of these posters are

I hope they keep it up because they are only making themselves look bad

Zeeak4444 posted...
This lol.


spits out milk

hahahah
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 5:48:04 PM
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prettyprincess posted...
I am convinced people don't read dp's posts because they seem to think he has a stake in the conservative side of back and forths

amusing article anyway

Whose shit alt is this
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prettyprincess
10/18/17 5:50:25 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
waaah

note: not chill02
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Bloodychess
10/18/17 5:55:46 PM
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Expected salt mines, got them

Sorry your terrorist group was the butt of a joke, we'll go back to talking about nazis now
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:59:12 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
prettyprincess posted...
I am convinced people don't read dp's posts because they seem to think he has a stake in the conservative side of back and forths

amusing article anyway


He's deeply religious.

He has plenty of stake and he almost exclusively participates on the same side.

(Hint: that sides not progressive or liberal)


so basically because I post scriptures when people literally solicit religious questions

you hate me and want to paint me as an idiot

that is fine but this very thread exposes how futile your attempt is
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 6:20:31 PM
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@Zeeak4444

are you sure I am still a Christian?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893570
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 6:20:51 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
@Zeeak4444

are you sure I am still a Christian?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893570

Dude you're trying way too hard.
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mario2000
10/18/17 6:21:57 PM
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lmao @ how hard tc owned himself with this topic
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prettyprincess
10/18/17 6:23:35 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
@Zeeak4444

are you sure I am still a Christian?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75893570

shilling for both conservatives and liberals
truly a centrist
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untrustful
10/18/17 6:24:45 PM
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All conservative humor is like this. It's a shallow pond. The punchline is really simple.
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Esrac
10/18/17 6:25:02 PM
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That was kind of funny.

And TC obviously didn't think it was serious.
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 6:25:59 PM
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mario2000 posted...
lmao @ how hard tc owned himself with this topic


I mean

better I own myself that let another man own me

I know some like Zeakk hate this, but too bad

I will share some wise words:
Mark 8:36
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

In other words, own yourself, don't be owned by another

oh wait, I forgot

"Magic Invisible Friend"

*shaking
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Zikten
10/18/17 6:26:20 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
I'm very curious as to how anyone thinks TC took the article seriously.

they are all trolls. they just wanted a reason to attack him. and they jumped too soon before they had all the facts and now they refuse to retreat
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 6:26:27 PM
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Esrac posted...
That was kind of funny.

And TC obviously didn't think it was serious.

Given his frantic effort to save face by posting two more satire topics immediately after being called out, he pretty clearly did.
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Zikten
10/18/17 6:26:55 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Given his frantic effort to save face by posting two more satire topics immediately after being called out, he pretty clearly did.

no, that's not why he did it
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voldothegr8
10/18/17 6:27:24 PM
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Rofl
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 6:27:41 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Esrac posted...
That was kind of funny.

And TC obviously didn't think it was serious.

Given his frantic effort to save face by posting two more satire topics immediately after being called out, he pretty clearly did.


rebel getting called out

in panic mode
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