Current Events > Jennifer Lawrence is outside your home and she wants to fight you.

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Kitt 10/12/17 8:46:02 AM #1:	She looks really and keeps saying things like "I volunteer you as tribute!", "Why didn't you go see Passengers!?", "Mutant and proud!" and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!" It doesn't look like she's going to go away any time soon. What do you do? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:888286246] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>She looks really and keeps saying things like "I volunteer you as tribute!", "Why didn't you go see Passengers!?", "Mutant and proud!" and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!" It doesn't look like she's going to go away any time soon. What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 10/12/17 8:47:01 AM #2:	I go out there and beat the shit out of her! <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:888286286] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>I go out there and beat the shit out of her!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/12/17 8:47:02 AM #3:	I make a topic on CE about it --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:888286287] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>I make a topic on CE about it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 10/12/17 9:02:27 AM #4:	id hurt her, if you know what i mean <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:888286843] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>id hurt her, if you know what i mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 10/12/17 9:05:12 AM #5:	Call TMZ --- .0027 \| Helicopters fly over the beach, Same time every day, same routine. <cite>Yomi posted [p:888286951] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Call TMZ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 10/12/17 9:06:21 AM #6:	KazumaKiryu posted... I go out there and beat the shit out of her! SSJGrimReaper posted... I make a topic on CE about it Fam_Fam posted... id hurt her, if you know what i mean Yomi posted... Call TMZ All great answers --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:888286996] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>KazumaKiryu posted...</cite> <quote>I go out there and beat the shit out of her!</quote> <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>I make a topic on CE about it</quote> <cite>Fam_Fam posted...</cite> <quote>id hurt her, if you know what i mean</quote> <cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote>Call TMZ</quote> All great answers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 10/12/17 9:07:01 AM #7:	who's that peeking through my window, pow nobody now --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:888287020] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>who's that peeking through my window, pow nobody now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/12/17 9:07:16 AM #8:	Come out there and let her beat me up. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:888287032] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Come out there and let her beat me up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 10/12/17 9:08:40 AM #9:	Is she a trained fighter? --- DorkLink said I could borrow his signature so I did (see below): <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:888287081] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Is she a trained fighter?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
courier_nv 10/12/17 9:09:07 AM #10:	record her and put her on YouTube acting like a psycho <cite>courier_nv posted [p:888287103] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>record her and put her on YouTube acting like a psycho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RickyTheBAWSE 10/12/17 9:12:02 AM #11:	honestly I'd probably just go back in the house and turn my TV up louder. that's how I do my neighbors. keep that weird shit on the other side of the fence. --- Never let those intent on misunderstanding you be the narrator to YOUR story! Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!! <cite>RickyTheBAWSE posted [p:888287218] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>honestly I'd probably just go back in the house and turn my TV up louder. that's how I do my neighbors. keep that weird shit on the other side of the fence.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DonaldClinton 10/12/17 9:12:23 AM #12:	Record her acting crazy and then use the video to blackmail her into giving me a couple million dollars --- Making Anerica Great Again <cite>DonaldClinton posted [p:888287229] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Record her acting crazy and then use the video to blackmail her into giving me a couple million dollars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zhangliao1 10/13/17 4:48:41 PM #13:	youtube --- "There are many children's books that teach morals, but I don't go around worshipping mother goose." - Dynalo <cite>zhangliao1 posted [p:888376815] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>youtube</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 10/13/17 4:50:00 PM #14:	I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms! --- My dream has finally come true. I own a SNES Classic. I like Gardevoir, just not in that way. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:888376875] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/13/17 4:52:02 PM #15:	Duncanwii posted... I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms! What about that girl from high school that strung you along? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:888376979] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms!</quote> What about that girl from high school that strung you along?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 10/13/17 4:53:07 PM #16:	I miss these topics. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:888377041] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>I miss these topics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 10/13/17 4:54:43 PM #17:	let her punch me in hopes she feels sorry and takes me out somewhere as recompsense and if not I can at least tell everyone I met her and she punched me --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:888377134] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>let her punch me in hopes she feels sorry and takes me out somewhere as recompsense and if not I can at least tell everyone I met her and she punched me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom_Nook 10/13/17 4:58:45 PM #18:	go out there and hope the fight turns into a sexy fight, then sexy times. --- When a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, they call her a slut, but when a guy does it, they call him gay. ~ Antifar <cite>Phantom_Nook posted [p:888377363] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>go out there and hope the fight turns into a sexy fight, then sexy times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 10/13/17 5:00:05 PM #19:	Kitt posted... Duncanwii posted... I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms! What about that girl from high school that strung you along? Wow. You know that's a low blow. That was an incredibly heartbreaking moment for me and...just wow. --- My dream has finally come true. I own a SNES Classic. I like Gardevoir, just not in that way. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:888377425] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms!</quote> What about that girl from high school that strung you along?</quote> Wow. You know that's a low blow. That was an incredibly heartbreaking moment for me and...just wow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/13/17 5:00:46 PM #20:	Duncanwii posted... Kitt posted... Duncanwii posted... I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms! What about that girl from high school that strung you along? Wow. You know that's a low blow. That was an incredibly heartbreaking moment for me and...just wow. >.> --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:888377464] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms!</quote> What about that girl from high school that strung you along?</quote> Wow. You know that's a low blow. That was an incredibly heartbreaking moment for me and...just wow.</quote> >.></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 10/13/17 5:01:20 PM #21:	Xelltrix posted... I miss these topics. --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:888377499] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Xelltrix posted...</cite> <quote>I miss these topics.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mortimerjames 10/13/17 5:02:14 PM #22:	shoot her, thats why i own a gun --- Tell me the story about how people used to believe in the Bible - Future kid to their grandparents <cite>mortimerjames posted [p:888377538] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>shoot her, thats why i own a gun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tezlok 10/13/17 5:09:04 PM #23:	Kitt posted... She looks really and keeps saying things like "I volunteer you as tribute!", "Why didn't you go see Passengers!?", "Mutant and proud!" and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!" I say "I did see Passengers, and Chris Pratt deserved more pay than you for that movie!" <cite>Tezlok posted [p:888377874] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>She looks really and keeps saying things like "I volunteer you as tribute!", "Why didn't you go see Passengers!?", "Mutant and proud!" and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!"</quote> I say "I did see Passengers, and Chris Pratt deserved more pay than you for that movie!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 10/13/17 5:09:32 PM #24:	Call the cops. It would be different if it was an attractive lady, but with her....Im calling the cops. Is passengers the movie where theyre on the space ship or whatever? Id probably tell her it was a sack of shit before calling the police. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:888377902] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Call the cops. It would be different if it was an attractive lady, but with her....Im calling the cops. Is passengers the movie where theyre on the space ship or whatever? Id probably tell her it was a sack of shit before calling the police.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 10/13/17 5:12:09 PM #25:	Kitt posted... Duncanwii posted... Kitt posted... Duncanwii posted... I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms! What about that girl from high school that strung you along? Wow. You know that's a low blow. That was an incredibly heartbreaking moment for me and...just wow. >.> Sorry. But I crushed over her all through high school and finally worked up the courage to ask her and she gave me hope knowing she had a boyfriend and it was never going to happen. Second worst thing to happen to me those 4 years. --- My dream has finally come true. I own a SNES Classic. I like Gardevoir, just not in that way. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:888378028] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>I seduce her and make sweet love to her. No woman can resist my charms!</quote> What about that girl from high school that strung you along?</quote> Wow. You know that's a low blow. That was an incredibly heartbreaking moment for me and...just wow.</quote> >.></quote> Sorry. But I crushed over her all through high school and finally worked up the courage to ask her and she gave me hope knowing she had a boyfriend and it was never going to happen. Second worst thing to happen to me those 4 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tezlok 10/13/17 5:12:18 PM #26:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... Is passengers the movie where theyre on the space ship or whatever? Id probably tell her it was a sack of shit before calling the police. they are on a ship that takes about 100 years to reach it's destination so everyone is in cryo sleep. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt wake up 80 years too soon, alone and unable to go back to sleep. <cite>Tezlok posted [p:888378035] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>Is passengers the movie where theyre on the space ship or whatever? Id probably tell her it was a sack of shit before calling the police.</quote> they are on a ship that takes about 100 years to reach it's destination so everyone is in cryo sleep. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt wake up 80 years too soon, alone and unable to go back to sleep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/13/17 5:13:09 PM #27:	Sounds exciting! --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888378078] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Sounds exciting!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 10/13/17 5:13:17 PM #28:	i guess i kick her ass up and down the street <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:888378084] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>i guess i kick her ass up and down the street</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 10/13/17 5:13:59 PM #30:	Oh ok, yah I saw that one. Was expecting the movie to be completely different. Wasnt expecting ~~just 2 damn people, well, I guess 3, in the movie.~~ It was a snooze fest. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:888378117] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Oh ok, yah I saw that one. Was expecting the movie to be completely different. Wasnt expecting just 2 damn people, well, I guess 3, in the movie. It was a snooze fest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 10/13/17 5:14:25 PM #31:	Agree to fight, but only on the condition that neither of us can attack with our arms, legs, hands, feet, head, or shoulders. And then block all of her attacks with my face. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:888378136] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>Agree to fight, but only on the condition that neither of us can attack with our arms, legs, hands, feet, head, or shoulders. And then block all of her attacks with my face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 10/13/17 5:16:18 PM #32:	masterpug53 posted... Agree to fight, but only on the condition that neither of us can attack with our arms, legs, hands, feet, head, or shoulders. And then block all of her attacks with my face. so you want her to hit you with her boobs? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:888378238] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>masterpug53 posted...</cite> <quote>Agree to fight, but only on the condition that neither of us can attack with our arms, legs, hands, feet, head, or shoulders. And then block all of her attacks with my face.</quote> so you want her to hit you with her boobs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/13/17 5:17:38 PM #33:	i ded --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:888378295] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>i ded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 10/13/17 5:18:42 PM #34:	I go outside and let her hit me so I can sue the shit out of her for some easy money. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:888378344] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote>I go outside and let her hit me so I can sue the shit out of her for some easy money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/13/17 5:20:19 PM #35:	ImAMarvel posted... Am I the first to say it? Kitt posted... She looks really She looks really --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:888378411] in Jennifer L... [t:75870912]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImAMarvel posted...</cite> <quote>Am I the first to say it? <cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>She looks really</quote></quote> She looks really</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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