Current Events > There is a wasp on my ceiling but im already in bed

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Two_Dee
10/12/17 2:06:53 AM
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Will it fuck me up if i dont kill it?
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ShinigamiSoul
10/12/17 2:07:35 AM
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Yes. Spray it with lysol
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yoshirulezz1
10/12/17 2:08:17 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Yes. Spray it with whip cream

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chill02
10/12/17 2:10:20 AM
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yoshirulezz1 posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Yes. Spray it with hwip cream

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DoctorVader
10/12/17 2:11:02 AM
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Call Ant-Man.
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Shotgunnova
10/12/17 2:11:46 AM
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Two_Dee
10/12/17 2:15:54 AM
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I think its moving closer
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 2:16:34 AM
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RIP. I hope i'm in your will.
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Flasbangs
10/12/17 2:18:29 AM
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This is what softguns are for.. Well, that and shutting off the light while you're in bed.
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ShinigamiSoul
10/12/17 2:20:16 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
This is what softguns are for.. Well, that and shutting off the light while you're in bed.

Bugs don't need light to find you
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MabusIncarnate
10/12/17 2:20:42 AM
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It will lay worm eggs in your brain, no joke.
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Kaiganeer
10/12/17 2:20:49 AM
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it'll go "bzzzt"

and whisper in your ear when you wake up
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apolloooo
10/12/17 2:21:06 AM
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Can i haz your steam account after u die
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Flasbangs
10/12/17 2:21:13 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Flasbangs posted...
This is what softguns are for.. Well, that and shutting off the light while you're in bed.

Bugs don't need light to find you


They do need an intact body though, which they don't have after meeting a tiny plastic pellet at high velocity.
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Samurontai
10/12/17 2:21:14 AM
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Wasps are bastards, but they won't seek you out

Unless they're hornets or yellowjackets, which are just assholes
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WilliamPorygon
10/12/17 2:27:16 AM
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Unless you take off your shirt and paint a bullseye on your chest, I wouldn't worry about it
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Two_Dee
10/12/17 2:27:33 AM
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Nvm had to get up and charge my laptop anyway

The wasp is dead but not before i looked at its stinger
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Kajagogo
10/12/17 2:29:16 AM
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Two_Dee posted...
Nvm had to get up and charge my laptop anyway

The wasp is dead but not before i looked at its stinger


It stung you in the eye?
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