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Mikablu 10/16/17 9:50:02 PM #101: |
Zapp: [to Leela] "Champagne?" [he pronounces it 'sham-pag-n']
Leela: "I didn't realize you were such a coin-o-sseur." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/16/17 10:53:58 PM #102: |
Giant Zoidberg: So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who NOW, big city? (Strides up to the Chase Manhattan building) Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you?! (Levels the Chase Manhattan building) Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me offstage on "open mike" night, huh?! I'll show you! (Kicks over the Apollo Theater)
Giant Bender: Hey, I called this city! Quit touching my stuff! Giant Zoidberg: Tell it to the claw! Giant Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/17/17 9:41:59 PM #103: |
Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, If you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 10/19/17 6:18:08 PM #104: |
I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei VIII!
--- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/20/17 2:10:33 PM #105: |
"That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt!"
... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/20/17 10:36:05 PM #107: |
Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
Grunka-Lunkas: Grunka-lunka, dunk-a-dee-darmed-guards... Bender: SHUT THE HELL UP!! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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geshkigal 10/20/17 10:51:51 PM #108: |
Professor: "Shut up, friends!"
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fuzzylittlbunny 10/21/17 10:17:47 AM #109: |
Yo, freakshow! Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!
--- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/21/17 9:45:01 PM #111: |
Fry: (gasps) Some Bart Simpson dolls! (Bender picks one up and pulls the string)
Bart Doll: Eat my shorts! Bender: OK! (Takes the shorts and pops them into his mouth) Mmm...shorts. --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 10/22/17 2:13:58 AM #112: |
Lucy Liu: Mr. Mayor, if you want to see the real vampire, look in the mirror!
Mayor: I can't! I'm a vampire! --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/22/17 2:15:18 PM #113: |
[after Leela finishes telling the orphans a story that she made up on the spot]
Albert: "Miss Leela? I have a question." Leela: "What is it, Albert?" Albert: "That story was bad." Leela: "That wasn't really a question." Albert: "That wasn't really a story." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/23/17 7:35:53 AM #114: |
Leela: "I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here."
Fry: "Can I ask you a question?" Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye." Fry: "Uh..." Leela: "Is it about my eye?" Fry: "Sort of." Leela: [Leela sighs.] "Just ask the question." Fry: "What's with the eye?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/23/17 5:05:21 PM #115: |
Hermes: "That thing doesn't have emotions, Fry. Its brain is the size of a walnut!"
Fry: "So are walnuts, and they're delicious!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/23/17 10:31:33 PM #116: |
Leela: For one hundred quatloos: Who did the captain maroon on Ceti Alpha V? (Shatner leaps up)
Shatner: KHAAAAAAAAN!! (Fry buzzes) Fry: Uh...Khan? Leela: Correct. (Fry's score goes up to 600) --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 10/23/17 10:33:23 PM #117: |
Bender: There. Now no one can say I dont own John Larroquettes spine.
--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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