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Mikablu 10/09/17 9:47:43 AM #1: |
All our Futurama quotes are 100% quote-fed for that double-quote "juiced-in" goodness.
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dr_marble 10/09/17 9:49:33 AM #2: |
Nothing sordid I assure you, simply vomit on me ever so gently while I humiliate a pheasant.
--- "Something, something, Danger Zone!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 10/09/17 9:51:22 AM #3: |
See you in Girl Hell!
I'll be in Boy Hell, much nicer! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_cajun88 10/09/17 9:52:35 AM #4: |
What do we want?
FRYS DOG When do we want it? FRYS DOG yay! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution999 10/09/17 10:02:18 AM #6: |
bite my glorious golden ass.
--- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/09/17 10:02:30 AM #7: |
Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name, and he stole my life! [punches statue] And now he broke my hand!
Bender: His legend lives on. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 10/09/17 10:07:22 AM #8: |
I'm not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!
--- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 10/09/17 10:11:54 AM #9: |
If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello.
--- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flasbangs 10/09/17 10:23:54 AM #10: |
Up here we're invincible, like the mighty X in tic tac toe.
--- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/09/17 10:25:25 AM #11: |
You'll be negotiating with the balls mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah.
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Caution999 10/09/17 10:30:04 AM #12: |
Stop exploding you cowards!
--- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/09/17 12:05:36 PM #13: |
Robot: "Donbot, I beg you. I can't make this week's loan payment. Look into your hard drive and open your mercy file!"
Donbot: "File not found." [Clamps and Joey Mousepad shoot the robot. A lot] "Let that be a warning to you!" Robot: [stands up full of holes but otherwise unscathed] "Thank you, Donbot!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VectorChaos 10/09/17 12:10:02 PM #14: |
Hail hail Robonia, a land I didn't make up
--- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpoonRebooted 10/09/17 12:22:36 PM #15: |
Calculon: So, what do you say, R.D.? Shall I dazzle the damned with a command performance of my one-man show?
Robot Devil: OH GOD!!!! HAVEN'T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!!????? Side note: The Robot Devil's line here is the ring tone that I have for my mother-in-law. --- Who hasn't been in a locker room with their Russian friends, colluding about grabbing p*******? -Trevor Noah- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 10/09/17 1:40:02 PM #16: |
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.
--- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dr_marble 10/09/17 5:43:10 PM #17: |
It used to be that every group in New New York wanted its own parade. Why, when I was a boy we had a parade every day. Those were dark times...
All right, I've been waiting all day for an excuse to hit a lady. Should I get one $300 hooker or three hundred $1 hookers? Damn you, Obamacare! I'm so embarrassed I wish everyone else was dead. You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight od livestock. --- "Something, something, Danger Zone!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 10/09/17 5:44:06 PM #18: |
Good news, everyone!
--- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 10/09/17 5:44:26 PM #19: |
Did you see it's going to be running again on Syfy of all places too
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dr_marble 10/09/17 5:56:13 PM #20: |
Axiom posted...
Did you see it's going to be running again on Syfy of all places too Yeah, I'm pretty stoked for it. Never got around to buying the seasons somehow. --- "Something, something, Danger Zone!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VectorChaos 10/09/17 6:40:57 PM #21: |
Well, time to beat him his rights.
--- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 10/09/17 6:43:15 PM #22: |
You can't even remember your own name, Einstein
--- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 10/09/17 6:45:30 PM #23: |
I'll always remember you, Fry.
MEMORY DELETED!--- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/09/17 6:48:05 PM #24: |
This week, on The Real World - The Sun.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'M BURNING TO DEATH!!! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 10/09/17 7:01:28 PM #25: |
Elzar: [after Bender asks for cooking lessons] "Absolutely not."
Bender: "But I watch your show! You owe me!" Elzar: "I owe you nothing! For starters, your antenna's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat." Bender: [stands up, crying] "Wait, what was the first one again?" Elzar: "I hate you." Bender: "I thought that was number two! Elzar: "I knocked it up a notch! Bam!" [points to the door] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 10/09/17 7:03:24 PM #26: |
"The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"
--- When a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, they call her a slut, but when a guy does it, they call him gay. ~ Antifar ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tropicalwood 10/09/17 7:05:05 PM #27: |
Professor, aren't you going to say "Good news everyone!"
--- ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tezlok 10/09/17 7:06:21 PM #29: |
Sweet zombie jesus
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KFHEWUI 10/09/17 7:12:27 PM #30: |
It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up.
--- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/09/17 7:17:50 PM #31: |
The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 10/09/17 7:26:59 PM #32: |
dr_marble posted...
Axiom posted...Did you see it's going to be running again on Syfy of all places too I'm still mad the Fox run got taken off Netflix. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 10/09/17 7:28:00 PM #33: |
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves
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DoGCyN 10/09/17 7:29:25 PM #34: |
Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.
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King Rial 10/09/17 7:29:41 PM #35: |
Scruffy: Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. 'Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Amy: *crying* Of course. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 10/09/17 7:38:22 PM #36: |
DoGCyN posted...
Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank. Blank? Blank? You're not looking at the big picture! --- When a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, they call her a slut, but when a guy does it, they call him gay. ~ Antifar ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 10/09/17 7:41:20 PM #37: |
Humorbot 5.0: So Calculon, do you want to set up this clip from All My Circuits?
Calculon: No, I think it's self-explanatory. *clip of Calculon standing in a yard. A pirate is grilling food behind him. Calculon drops to his knees screaming "Nooooooo!"* Calculon: Funny story, the script called for me to say "yes," but I gave it a little twist. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LockeMonster 10/09/17 7:45:47 PM #38: |
"Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?"
--- "Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids." FC: 3282-3258-0224 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 10/09/17 7:57:05 PM #39: |
Shut up and take my money!
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Mikablu 10/09/17 8:02:19 PM #40: |
Leela: "May it please the court--"
Chief Justice D.O.G.G: [slams gavel] Leela: "Sorry. May it plizzle the cozizzle"... Chief Justice D.O.G.G.: "Proceed." Leela: "These charges are outrageous. Our only goal was to save a rare violet star and its precious ecosystem. If protecting the environment is a crime, then--" Chief Justice D.O.G.G.: "Protecting the environment is a crime." Leela: [clears her throat] "I rest my mouth." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/09/17 11:54:20 PM #41: |
Finally, I have a good claw. See? Three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery.
It doesn't matter how many human females you have. Bender's on a hot streak. Eh, what can I say? Must be my lucky shades, heh-heh-heh. Nothing, nothing, crap, crap, garbage. Read 'em and leak salt water! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_cajun88 10/09/17 11:58:50 PM #42: |
I'm like "oh baby, oh baby!"
...and she's like yeah Yeah YEAH --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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P4wn4g3 10/10/17 12:13:05 AM #43: |
Oh my various gods.
--- Hive Mind of Dark Aether, the unofficial Metroid Social Private board. https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 10/10/17 12:21:59 AM #44: |
Satan! You owe me!
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Doom_Art 10/10/17 12:25:31 AM #45: |
"Why is there yogurt in this hat?"
"Uh I can explain that. See it started out as milk, and well, time makes fools of us all." Alex1976 posted... Eh, what can I say? Must be my lucky shades, heh-heh-heh. Nothing, nothing, crap, crap, garbage. Read 'em and leak salt water! "Oh I am broke. What will I tell my horrible wife?" "If I were you I'd be more worried about that tapeworm going to town on your intestines." "JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!!!" --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 10/10/17 12:35:44 AM #46: |
Nine...ten...a big fat hen. Named Bender.
--- My dream has finally come true. I own a SNES Classic. I like Gardevoir, just not in that way. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/10/17 12:39:18 AM #47: |
Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement. So anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!
--- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 10/10/17 12:45:48 AM #48: |
The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes: theft of money.
--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 10/10/17 12:52:20 AM #49: |
My only regret... is that I have... boneitis.
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ReD_ToMaTo 10/10/17 12:54:47 AM #50: |
Leela: Fry, half of these emperors were drunk at their own corronation!
Fry: Hey, I plan on having a few brewskis myself. Lower..a little lower..lower..TOO LOW!...lower.... --- PSN: ReD_ToMaTo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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