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Mark_DeRosa
09/27/17 11:32:09 AM
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He has to be "big" or I won't watch it
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SSJGrimReaper
09/27/17 11:34:16 AM
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tfw the dude is moaning more than the girl
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philsov
09/27/17 11:34:25 AM
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big or attractive. Ideally both, but if he's both ugly and has minimal junk it's crappy porn.
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FF_Redux
09/27/17 11:35:03 AM
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Mark_DeRosa
09/27/17 11:36:06 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
I care about both (or more) dudes

Idk about all that
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Muffinz0rz
09/27/17 11:36:12 AM
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I despise porn with dudes.

One thing I will never understand - why do supposedly straight guys deed to other guys' junk? It seems pretty counter-intuitive, if you ask me. I'm not here to hear some dudes growling or moaning or to see other dongs. I'm here to watch scantily clad women do questionable things to each other.
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OpheliaAdenade
09/27/17 11:36:46 AM
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#malepornstarlivesmatter
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Cleo_II
09/27/17 11:37:40 AM
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Yeah he can't be gross looking.
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Mark_DeRosa
09/27/17 11:42:01 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I despise porn with dudes.

One thing I will never understand - why do supposedly straight guys deed to other guys' junk? It seems pretty counter-intuitive, if you ask me. I'm not here to hear some dudes growling or moaning or to see other dongs. I'm here to watch scantily clad women do questionable things to each other.

Idk man, I don't find dudes attractive. I saw nudity all the time in the army and I would always be grossed out

But there's nothing about a nice meaty penis beating down on piper perri
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Guide
09/27/17 11:43:01 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I despise porn with dudes.

One thing I will never understand - why do supposedly straight guys deed to other guys' junk? It seems pretty counter-intuitive, if you ask me. I'm not here to hear some dudes growling or moaning or to see other dongs. I'm here to watch scantily clad women do questionable things to each other.


No woman can dominate the way a man does. At least not in any porn I've ever seen.
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Yaridovich
09/27/17 11:43:09 AM
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The dude needs to STFU and just be a floating penis. Don't make sounds, don't grope the girl, don't be in the way I don't even want to see your face.
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weapon_d00d816
09/27/17 11:53:50 AM
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As long as he's not some fat old hairy dude or small-dicked. Don't need a model or a 10 incher, just someone who isn't uglier than me.
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PoopPotato
09/27/17 12:02:30 PM
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If the dude looks like a ike a slob, it can be a big turnoff. Like it lowers the attractiveness of the lady because she would lower her standards that much. Yeah I know she's getting paid to be a walking door mat, but have just a little class about it
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MoreRpgs
09/27/17 12:04:26 PM
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Don't want to see the dude at all
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Southernfatman
09/27/17 12:06:53 PM
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Went from not caring as long as he wasn't disgusting to look at to not wanting to see guys at all and only watched solo female and lesbian vids to being more picky as I realized I was bi.
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Muffinz0rz
09/27/17 12:09:22 PM
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Guide posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I despise porn with dudes.

One thing I will never understand - why do supposedly straight guys deed to other guys' junk? It seems pretty counter-intuitive, if you ask me. I'm not here to hear some dudes growling or moaning or to see other dongs. I'm here to watch scantily clad women do questionable things to each other.


No woman can dominate the way a man does. At least not in any porn I've ever seen.

There's your problem
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Guide
09/27/17 12:17:55 PM
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I've seen all of it, man. Doesn't matter how far up the forearm you can get. There's still this sense of empathy involved. It kills any sense of dominance.
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philsov
09/27/17 12:18:16 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Went from not caring as long as he wasn't disgusting to look at to not wanting to see guys at all and only watched solo female and lesbian vids to being more picky as I realized I was bi.


bwah? That progression sounds backwards, unless "more picky" is a euphemism for "I want them both hot, now"

Else it's, "I realized I was bi and don't want to reinforce the dude-loving aspect of myself"?
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Alkaloid
09/27/17 12:23:49 PM
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I can't watch if it's a fat dude. He's gotta be fit. Lean. Rippling. With a nice ass. And no baldies.
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Esrac
09/27/17 12:32:56 PM
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As long as he's not distractingly ugly or loud, I don't care.
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mortimerjames
09/27/17 12:34:05 PM
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I like guys who make you feel bad about jerking.

I love it when they are like "make it good for the guy fapping to this"
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OpheliaAdenade
09/27/17 12:35:07 PM
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mortimerjames posted...
I like guys who make you feel bad about jerking.

I love it when they are like "make it good for the guy fapping to this"


cuck
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GhostOfTrayvon
09/27/17 12:36:19 PM
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The best is watching the balls slap the gooch.
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mortimerjames
09/27/17 12:36:57 PM
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its called motivation, get your penis out of your hand get it in some poontang
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Southernfatman
09/27/17 12:39:04 PM
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philsov posted...
bwah? That progression sounds backwards, unless "more picky" is a euphemism for "I want them both hot, now"


Oh it's that. Now I care about what the guy looks like.
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DirkDiggles
09/27/17 12:41:33 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
tfw the dude is moaning more than the girl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeAFH9UZrLA

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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
09/27/17 12:42:44 PM
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What dude?
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MrResetti
09/27/17 12:43:36 PM
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As long as it's not some old dude I don't care
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pinky0926
09/27/17 12:44:27 PM
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The biggest turn off are the bros who think it's about them, and carry on a casual conversation with the cameraman the entire time. Can't get into it.
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philsov
09/27/17 12:46:00 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Now I care about what the guy looks like.


Gotcha :D
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Turbam
09/27/17 12:46:29 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I despise porn with dudes.

One thing I will never understand - why do supposedly straight guys deed to other guys' junk? It seems pretty counter-intuitive, if you ask me. I'm not here to hear some dudes growling or moaning or to see other dongs. I'm here to watch scantily clad women do questionable things to each other.

Lesbian porn is really boring.
Honestly, porn in general is really boring.
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mortimerjames
09/27/17 12:50:06 PM
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Guys who claim to only watch lesbian porn definitely repress homosexual desires.
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OpheliaAdenade
09/27/17 12:55:25 PM
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mortimerjames posted...
Guys who claim to only watch lesbian porn definitely repress homosexual desires.


they're scared of how much they're interested in the man :u
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
09/27/17 12:55:59 PM
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I never really watch regular porn, is the thing. But the kindsa stuff I do watch is dude-free, I ain't repressing shit.
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im not 13
09/27/17 1:01:01 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
tfw the dude is moaning more than the girl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeAFH9UZrLA


Does he really make that much noise? I've never noticed lol
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legendarylemur
09/27/17 3:50:24 PM
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I'd rather they be headless or faceless
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K181
09/27/17 3:50:48 PM
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As far as I'm concerned, the dude in porn has two jobs:

1) Stamina - plow into that broad for a long time, dude.
2) Shutting the fuck up - shutting the fuck up. Don't talk, don't crack jokes, and try to limit your grunts and moans as much as possible. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
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Panthera
09/27/17 3:56:12 PM
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My concern for the dudes performance is limited to whether or not he can avoid being annoyingly loud.
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ClockworkHare
09/27/17 3:57:05 PM
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Do you guys care about the dude in porn?

Only when he's inside another dude.
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Millennials
09/27/17 4:00:27 PM
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Shut up and hold the camera right or pass it off. That's about it.
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UncleBourbon33
09/27/17 4:00:44 PM
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mortimerjames posted...
Guys who claim to only watch lesbian porn definitely repress homosexual desires.

How does this logic make sense?
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Mal_Fet
09/27/17 4:01:54 PM
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Can't be old or ugly

Should never be louder than the girl

No behind-the-balls shots
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PowerMang
09/27/17 4:18:00 PM
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Yaridovich posted...
The dude needs to STFU and just be a floating penis. Don't make sounds, don't grope the girl, don't be in the way I don't even want to see your face.

Very much this.

I watch only POV stuff. You'd think they would shut up but nope. A majority of the time, it's the opposite. I'm trying to pretend that that's my penis. I can't do it with you moaning and making wisecracks yo.

Because of that. I watch 90% of porn muted <_<
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