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AlephZero
09/17/17 3:54:27 PM
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evolution is just a theory
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K181
09/17/17 3:56:38 PM
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A widely accepted and researched explanation for something happening the real world? Yup.
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weapon_d00d816
09/17/17 3:57:21 PM
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Trolling is a art
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Butterfiles
09/17/17 3:57:44 PM
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TC is a fucking dumbass
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UrCa1988
09/17/17 3:58:00 PM
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Theory: TC is shitposting
Evidence: This topic
Conclusion: TC is shitposting
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ZCheveyo
09/17/17 3:58:05 PM
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Uh....Evolution is a mystery*.
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Questionmarktarius
09/17/17 3:58:44 PM
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gravity is also a theory.
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boxington
09/17/17 3:59:31 PM
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why come if we come from monkeys, there's still monkeys??

take that "Einstein"
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chill02
09/17/17 4:01:00 PM
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Full of changes no one sees
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Tappor
09/17/17 4:01:21 PM
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A game theory
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MarqueeSeries
09/17/17 4:01:39 PM
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Tappor posted...
A game theory

God damn it
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AlephZero
09/17/17 4:04:19 PM
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if god isn't real, how do you explain the fact that bananas are perfectly designed to fit in our hands?
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HBOSS
09/17/17 4:07:40 PM
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ZCheveyo posted...
Uh....Evolution is a mystery*.

chill02 posted...
Full of changes no one sees

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IHeartRadiation
09/17/17 4:11:46 PM
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Amazing what CE thinks is funny.
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--kresnik--
09/17/17 4:13:34 PM
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There were some small things. We grew bigger, over time. Otherwise, we are the same design God created. We did not used to be monkeys or neanderthals. They existed, but were not us.
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frozenshock
09/17/17 4:42:36 PM
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Do you know what the word "theory" even means?
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C_Pain
09/17/17 4:43:23 PM
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how do you guys feed the most obvious troll

because you like feeling superior
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AlephZero
09/17/17 4:44:08 PM
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if evolution is real how do you explain the rise of cuckoldry
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C_Pain
09/17/17 4:45:18 PM
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if evolution is real why are there still monkeys
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Tsukasa1891
09/17/17 5:00:57 PM
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AlephZero posted...
if god isn't real, how do you explain the fact that bananas are perfectly designed to fit in our hands?

Me penis also fits perfectly in my hand. But according to god, I'm not supposed to touch it.
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DK9292
09/17/17 5:02:54 PM
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AlephZero posted...
if god isn't real, how do you explain the fact that bananas are perfectly designed to fit in our hands?

They were selectively bred that way.

Ever seen a wild banana?

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StickFigures720
09/17/17 7:04:31 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

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Joelypoely
09/17/17 7:39:34 PM
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AlephZero posted...
evolution is just a theory


This is technically correct. Nothing is 100% verifiable.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/17/17 7:39:59 PM
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yoshirulezz1
09/17/17 7:44:37 PM
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Are you saying that Adam and Eve weren't born from monkeys
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the_alpha_beta
09/17/17 7:46:02 PM
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Joelypoely posted...
AlephZero posted...
evolution is just a theory


This is technically correct. Nothing is 100% verifiable.

Excluding Matrix like theories, the correct way to say this is nothing is 100% verifiable unless it has been observed by any combination of the necessary five senses needed for observation.
i.e. I can verify The Eiffel tower is real because I have seen it in person, but some people can't be certain of it's existence as they haven't.
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YuriSakazaki0
09/17/17 7:47:33 PM
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life is just a theory
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Gamer99z
09/17/17 7:56:49 PM
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This is Aristotle: R7ufeFF
Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe and everybody believed him because he was so smart. Until another "smartest guy" came around.

Galileo: MIjw3Q4
And he disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on Earth look like a bitch. Of course, Galileo then thought comets were an optical illusion and there's no way the moon could cause the oceans tides, everybody believed that because he was so smart. He was also... WRONG, making him and everyone else on Earth look like a bitch again.

And then, the best of all, Sir. Isaac Newton gets born: Dv8ZZ01
He blows everybodies nips off with his big brains. Of course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury, making him, yet again, another stupid bitch. Are you seeing a pattern? These were all the smartest scientists on the planet, the only problem is, they kept being wrong... Sometimes.

Now you may be saying "This is insane, you fool! You just read the words of some guys you never met and just take it on "faith" that anything they wrote is true." Hmm, and what makes you think what your "scientists" are writing is any more truer than my saint? "Because there are volumes of proven data. Numbers. Figures. Th-There are fossil records!" you may retort angrily. Oh fossil records. Ahh, I didn't even think about the fossil records. I guess I'll concede. Oh, wait. One more thing before I do, have you seen these fossil records? Have you... poured through the data yourself? The numbers? The figures? No? So let me get this straight you get your information from a book, written by men you've never met, and you take their words as truth based on a willingness to believe, a desire to accept, a leap of, dare I say it, faith?
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