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BalanceLost
09/16/17 10:30:35 PM
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He said "Yeah, I'm straight sorry. But if I were gay then we'd go at it." Then we fist-bumped.

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MikeArmstrong
09/16/17 10:31:31 PM
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You got friendzoned
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Patty_Fleur
09/16/17 10:31:40 PM
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That's sexual harassment
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Raikuro
09/16/17 10:32:42 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
He said "Yeah, I'm straight sorry. But if I were gay then we'd go at it." Then we fist

stopped reading there
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Zack_Attackv1
09/16/17 10:34:44 PM
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Well, a straight line is the best way for the quickest descent ;)
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Medz1206
09/16/17 10:36:22 PM
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If a guy is at the club he is gay
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EmpressRolab
09/16/17 10:37:24 PM
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Medz1206 posted...
If a guy is at the club he is gay


I want aware that physically stepping into a gay bar turns someone gay. Learn something new every day.
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/16/17 10:37:25 PM
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You just weren't hot enough, sorry.
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BalanceLost
09/17/17 9:35:32 AM
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Raikuro posted...
BalanceLost posted...
He said "Yeah, I'm straight sorry. But if I were gay then we'd go at it." Then we fist

stopped reading there

^5


Medz1206 posted...
If a guy is at the club he is gay

Well the club was this socialist LGBT-friendly student driven place. So the crowd was a mixed bag of people.


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You just weren't hot enough, sorry.

Bitch please
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MrResetti
09/17/17 9:36:28 AM
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I always figured gay dudes were good at picking up when a guy isn't interested
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BalanceLost
09/17/17 9:38:17 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
MrResetti posted...
I always figured gay dudes were good at picking up when a guy isn't interested

They're still dudes

Yeah. And he was the best looking guy there imo so I had to ask. My friends cheered me on >.>
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NeonOctopus
09/17/17 9:42:21 AM
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BalanceLost
09/17/17 9:44:44 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
You got friendzoned

My poor heart.
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Parappa09
09/17/17 9:46:30 AM
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MrResetti posted...
I always figured gay dudes were good at picking up when a guy isn't interested

not really
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MrResetti
09/17/17 6:00:56 PM
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Well, that's a little eye opening about my cold conversations with gay guys that I'd call my friends now.
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Parappa09
09/17/17 6:07:32 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Well, that's a little eye opening about my cold conversations with gay guys that I'd call my friends now.

i mean a lot of the gay guys i crush or find attractive tends to be straight guys. since they seem to have the qualities i like in guys
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LinksLiege
09/17/17 6:11:48 PM
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Shoulda sucked him off anyway.

Just call it a brojob and then it isn't gay.
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EmpressRolab
09/17/17 6:43:11 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
MrResetti posted...
Well, that's a little eye opening about my cold conversations with gay guys that I'd call my friends now.

i mean a lot of the gay guys i crush or find attractive tends to be straight guys. since they seem to have the qualities i like in guys


This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. Since when does simply being straight affect your personality? What you mean to say is that you arent into stereotypical, feminine, gay guys. And news flash--feminine straight guys exist too.
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weapon_d00d816
09/17/17 6:55:46 PM
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EmpressRolab posted...
Medz1206 posted...
If a guy is at the club he is gay


I want aware that physically stepping into a gay bar turns someone gay. Learn something new every day.

If that were true then gay men would try a lot harder to get straight men to come to their clubs.
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EmpressRolab
09/17/17 8:29:10 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
EmpressRolab posted...
Medz1206 posted...
If a guy is at the club he is gay


I want aware that physically stepping into a gay bar turns someone gay. Learn something new every day.

If that were true then gay men would try a lot harder to get straight men to come to their clubs.


As a gay guy, I hate it when straight people go to gay clubs. I go there to meet gay people and be able to flirt without going through the whole awkward "are you gay?" conversation.
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