Poll of the Day > How do you think you'll die?

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Most of these were taken by the top 10 list. Kind of morbid to think about. I think I'll probably go by way of vehicle accident given the way people are addicted to multi-task driving. None of them are really ideal though...
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Suffocation, by snatch.
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I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd've known.
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Cancer probably. Two members of my family have died from stomach cancer as far as I know and I smoke. I've also had a stomach ulcer removed(they had them too).
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Probably cancer, seeing as how much i smoke.

pistol duel
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Probably murdered by a Sanders supporter. I guess car crash ranks up there, which would probably also involve a Sanders supporter. They're dangerous people. All three Gamefaqs posters who have either threatened violence or advocated violence against me are Sanders supporters, as are the only people to ever threaten me elsewhere (albeit some threatened me *then* came out for Sanders).

I'm somewhat getting the impression that supporting Sanders is a litmus test for a willingness to use violence.

VeeVees posted...

pistol duel

On one hand, that's a great way to go out. On the other hand, that means dying as a loser and homey don't play that way.
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probably diabetes since i've got diabetes. or maybe brain cancer from reading every other political post on potd
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Zeus posted...

On one hand, that's a great way to go out. On the other hand, that means dying as a loser and homey don't play that way.

Chances are we'd both die in the duel.
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Heat attack.
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alone
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Vehicle accident because girlfriend is a terrible driver

Or drowning because I'm not a great swimmer

Probably heart disease because I eat like shit and smoke a fair amount and haven't been working out nearly as much as I used to
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Fighting Antifa in the Second Revolutionary War.
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Heart disease, probably. Given both my mom's parents had heart problems and my lifestyle, it seems likely if I take after them. If I take over my dad's side... I don't know, cancer I guess...
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I am immortal.
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Snu snu
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Probably a heart attack
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Some kind of organ failure from physical neglect.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Or drowning because I'm not a great swimmer

Somehow seems like that's an easily avertable death, considering all you'd have to do is learn to swim more competently. I guess technically the car crash is also readily averted if you either find a new girlfriend or do your own driving, but that's a bit less practical.
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Alcohol poisoning in my sleep. The best way to go.

i assume the MS will push me to a point where i just end it
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Abdominal aortic aneurysm
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Workplace accident.

Failing that, my family has a history of heart disease. My maternal grandmother, and most of her siblings keeled over in this manner.
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Probably cancer since it runs in both sides of my family. :/

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Some kind of organ failure from physical neglect.

Or that. I might accidentally starve myself. Again...
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Most likely some kind of digestive health problem, possibly a cancer.

Troll_Police_ posted...

i assume the MS will push me to a point where i just end it

Dont you have a kid now?
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I don't know. No one in my family has died from any of those things (aside from cancer, but that's because a lot of people on my Mom's side of the family smoked).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDGUpC-L2Y
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definitely heart disease. Not that i'm fat, i take my fitness seriously.

My grandfather died young. My father is older now than his father ever was, but he had a mild heart attack and needed surgery to prevent future incidents at around the same age my grandfather died.

My grandmother OTOH refuses to die, got swine flu and kicked it, got pneumonia and kicked it, just fucking unbelievable.

My Mother's side of the family is full of elderly people who simply refuse to die.

But i've never been particularly lucky in life, so i'm willing to bet I got those bad genes.

feelsbadman.jpg
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DrPrimemaster posted...

Troll_Police_ posted...

i assume the MS will push me to a point where i just end it

Dont you have a kid now?

yeah

i get what youre saying, but ive got a good 30 or 40 years left in me.
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Voted vehicle for current terry irony.

But it also could most likely be some mutated strand of smallpox transmitted from some unvaccinated kid.

99% on heart disease and/or cancer though.
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I will be wiped out by natural selection soon, so I will mostly die of sickness, the diseases listed in the poll, or other diseases. The diseases are sicknesses, too. I might also just get too weak that I can't stay alive anymore.
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Most likely cause is going to be an aneurysm. :/
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My last words are almost guaranteed to be "whoops!".
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