o Blonde Texas Girl was Viciously ATTACKED on the Street by a MONKEY!

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Full Throttle 07/22/17 10:35:27 PM #1:	Would you kill a monkey if it attacked you? Yes No View Results 16 y/o Mariah Schliesing from Texas was viciously attacked by a MONKEY leaving her with multiple scratches on her body!! She was in the passenger seat in her grandfather's trck when she saw the monkey on the street and rolled down her window to try and take a picturee of it..but once she did, the monkey JUMPED on her and attacked!! She said "out of nowhere, it's just so fast, it just hops on this. It's able to take up the whole space crouching. And that's when it bares its teeth" She was scratched several times on the shoulder, neck and head but only stopped when her grandfather hit the monkey Her grandfather, Michael said "I hollered at it and i hit it right in the head right in the face and knocked it out of the window" The monkey didn't bite Mariah so she didn't get a rabies shot but her doctor gave her antibiotics for the scratches.. The city of South Houston Humane Dept is now trying to find the monkey as officials are warning not to approach it... Would you kill a monkey if it attacked you? Mariah - Scratched http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910AEA00000578-4719834-Mariah_Schilling_16_left_and_her_grandfather_Michael_right_were_-a-13_1500685456884.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910AF800000578-4719834-image-a-14_1500685461553.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910B0000000578-4719834-image-a-15_1500685468463.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910AE600000578-4719834-image-a-16_1500685472600.jpg --- call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. Everytime a GFAQS User Steps On A Bug, I'll Stop Posting for 24 HOURS I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right <cite>Full Throttle posted [p:883420888] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote> Would you kill a monkey if it attacked you? Yes No View Results 16 y/o Mariah Schliesing from Texas was viciously attacked by a MONKEY leaving her with multiple scratches on her body!! She was in the passenger seat in her grandfather's trck when she saw the monkey on the street and rolled down her window to try and take a picturee of it..but once she did, the monkey JUMPED on her and attacked!! She said "out of nowhere, it's just so fast, it just hops on this. It's able to take up the whole space crouching. And that's when it bares its teeth" She was scratched several times on the shoulder, neck and head but only stopped when her grandfather hit the monkey Her grandfather, Michael said "I hollered at it and i hit it right in the head right in the face and knocked it out of the window" The monkey didn't bite Mariah so she didn't get a rabies shot but her doctor gave her antibiotics for the scratches.. The city of South Houston Humane Dept is now trying to find the monkey as officials are warning not to approach it... Would you kill a monkey if it attacked you? Mariah - Scratched http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910AEA00000578-4719834-Mariah_Schilling_16_left_and_her_grandfather_Michael_right_were_-a-13_1500685456884.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910AF800000578-4719834-image-a-14_1500685461553.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910B0000000578-4719834-image-a-15_1500685468463.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/22/02/42910AE600000578-4719834-image-a-16_1500685472600.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103 07/22/17 11:15:41 PM #2:	Where in the hell did the monkey come from anyway? --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon <cite>Hop103 posted [p:883422864] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote>Where in the hell did the monkey come from anyway?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/22/17 11:19:27 PM #3:	Full Throttle posted... rolled down her window to try and take a picturee of it. Fair, next. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:883423021] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>Full Throttle posted...</cite> <quote>rolled down her window to try and take a picturee of it.</quote> Fair, next.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 07/26/17 10:29:53 PM #4:	wwinterj25 posted... Full Throttle posted... rolled down her window to try and take a picturee of it. Fair, next. This. What an idiot. She's just lucky she wasn't more seriously hurt. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:883666983] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Full Throttle posted...</cite> <quote>rolled down her window to try and take a picturee of it.</quote> Fair, next.</quote> This. What an idiot. She's just lucky she wasn't more seriously hurt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/26/17 10:33:10 PM #5:	Hop103 posted... Where in the hell did the monkey come from anyway? It's mom --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:883667171] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hop103 posted...</cite> <quote>Where in the hell did the monkey come from anyway?</quote> It's mom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 07/26/17 10:36:47 PM #6:	Full Throttle posted... 16 y/o Mariah Schliesing from Texas was viciously attacked by a MONKEY leaving her with multiple scratches on her body!! Yes I would because if I catch anything from it, I want the thing's corpse for testing. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:883667363] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>Full Throttle posted...</cite> <quote>16 y/o Mariah Schliesing from Texas was viciously attacked by a MONKEY leaving her with multiple scratches on her body!!</quote> Yes I would because if I catch anything from it, I want the thing's corpse for testing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dioxxys 07/31/17 10:59:44 AM #7:	Just lucky it wasnt hyped up on medication otherwise it might have ripped her face off <cite>dioxxys posted [p:883922719] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote>Just lucky it wasnt hyped up on medication otherwise it might have ripped her face off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArvTheGreat 07/31/17 11:13:07 AM #8:	shes pregnant now --- Things are about to get arvified <cite>ArvTheGreat posted [p:883923353] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote>shes pregnant now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thedude008 07/31/17 11:52:26 AM #9:	don't F with monkeys. ever since i saw that guy got mangled and his genitals ripped off; i've feared them. would never go near one, let alone fight one.. it's like fighting a 4 armed PCP freak vampire. --- want options for xbox to shut down or standby when pressing the guide button? (instead of going through settings) add a vote: http://tinyurl.com/hwweyup <cite>thedude008 posted [p:883925238] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote>don't F with monkeys. ever since i saw that guy got mangled and his genitals ripped off; i've feared them. would never go near one, let alone fight one.. it's like fighting a 4 armed PCP freak vampire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 07/31/17 11:55:10 AM #10:	thedude008 posted... 4 armed PCP freak vampire Found my new band name. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:883925388] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>thedude008 posted...</cite> <quote>4 armed PCP freak vampire</quote> Found my new band name.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flyingpirate 07/31/17 2:20:53 PM #11:	faramir77 posted... thedude008 posted... 4 armed PCP freak vampire Found my new band name. In Buffy the Vampire Slayer, teachers and police cover up for Vampire attacks claiming "Teenagers on PCP". --- "It's one of those things that just happens when idealism begins to viciously bludgeon realism." - Questionmarktarius <cite>Flyingpirate posted [p:883933285] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thedude008 posted...</cite> <quote>4 armed PCP freak vampire</quote> Found my new band name.</quote> In Buffy the Vampire Slayer, teachers and police cover up for Vampire attacks claiming "Teenagers on PCP".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden Road 07/31/17 2:42:49 PM #12:	Zeus posted... wwinterj25 posted... Fair, next. This. What an idiot. She's just lucky she wasn't more seriously hurt. Wait, why? I mean, good ol' Ducky didn't say how close she was to the monkey, or if she was provoking the monkey in any manner. We don't really have much information to go on to know whether she should've known better versus it just being an unfortunate incident. --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. <cite>Golden Road posted [p:883934522] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>Fair, next.</quote> This. What an idiot. She's just lucky she wasn't more seriously hurt.</quote> Wait, why? I mean, good ol' Ducky didn't say how close she was to the monkey, or if she was provoking the monkey in any manner. We don't really have much information to go on to know whether she should've known better versus it just being an unfortunate incident.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 08/02/17 5:01:43 AM #13:	Golden Road posted... Zeus posted... wwinterj25 posted... Fair, next. This. What an idiot. She's just lucky she wasn't more seriously hurt. Wait, why? I mean, good ol' Ducky didn't say how close she was to the monkey, or if she was provoking the monkey in any manner. We don't really have much information to go on to know whether she should've known better versus it just being an unfortunate incident. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee) --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:884036295] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>Golden Road posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>Fair, next.</quote> This. What an idiot. She's just lucky she wasn't more seriously hurt.</quote> Wait, why? I mean, good ol' Ducky didn't say how close she was to the monkey, or if she was provoking the monkey in any manner. We don't really have much information to go on to know whether she should've known better versus it just being an unfortunate incident.</quote> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duck-I-Says 08/02/17 5:06:54 AM #14:	thedude008 posted... don't F with monkeys. ever since i saw that guy got mangled and his genitals ripped off; i've feared them. would never go near one, let alone fight one.. it's like fighting a 4 armed PCP freak vampire. That sounds like what chimps do. Are you sure that wasn't a chimp? Chimps are 100000x scarier than monkeys. <cite>Duck-I-Says posted [p:884036388] in This 16 y/... [t:75594761]...</cite> <quote><cite>thedude008 posted...</cite> <quote>don't F with monkeys. ever since i saw that guy got mangled and his genitals ripped off; i've feared them. would never go near one, let alone fight one.. it's like fighting a 4 armed PCP freak vampire.</quote> That sounds like what chimps do. Are you sure that wasn't a chimp? Chimps are 100000x scarier than monkeys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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