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Kaname_Madoka 07/21/17 8:32:57 PM #1: |
A liberal will pirate it and then complain about it.
A conservative will ask his wife to make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. A liberal will ask his f*** buddy to make him a five course meal. A conservative will always ask if its ok to pet the dog. A liberal will try to steal the dog from its owner. A conservative has 10 issues of Playboy. A liberal has 10 gigabytes of loli porn. A conservative will play a game to completion before commenting on it. A liberal will say the game is trash before its even out. A conservative will anonymously donate $100 every week to charity. A liberal will take a selfie of them giving $2 to charity. A conservative will not mind if they get a medium drink instead of a large. A liberal will demand free food. A conservative has no problem paying a little extra, if the quality is there. A liberal will get the most expensive option and then complain about the price. --- Drawn for me | by Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg by Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veedrock- 07/21/17 8:35:59 PM #3: |
Did you lose a bet?
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Zeus 07/21/17 8:37:49 PM #4: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
A conservative will not mind if they get a medium drink instead of a large. Which literally happened when liberals accused a guy of being racist for not giving them a free cookie then tried to get him fired. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSlinja 07/21/17 8:40:08 PM #5: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I find myself identifying strongly with the liberal --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DorkLink 07/21/17 8:40:16 PM #6: |
I didn't know that PotD was the hot place to post grandpa's Facebook memes
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TheSlinja 07/21/17 8:41:41 PM #7: |
Also you forgot to switch to an account that isnt named after a loli before posting this
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darcandkharg31 07/21/17 8:42:51 PM #8: |
Can confirm, i'm a liberal and this is all true.
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Tropic_Sunset 07/21/17 8:44:51 PM #9: |
TheSlinja posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted... I mean, I guess you're free to identify with the shittiest parts of OP's post. --- "Nostalgia is a hell of a drug." -Magus 10 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kana 07/21/17 8:45:27 PM #10: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
A conservative will not mind if they get a medium drink instead of a large. Having worked in retail in a very conservative area this is one million percent false --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 07/21/17 8:46:59 PM #11: |
Tropic_Sunset posted...
TheSlinja posted...Kaname_Madoka posted... Really? The porn and the reviews are the shittiest part? Not the bit about stealing dogs? --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tropic_Sunset 07/21/17 8:52:49 PM #12: |
Zeus posted...
Tropic_Sunset posted...TheSlinja posted...Kaname_Madoka posted... Yes. Being a pedophile in practice and a judgmental shit hole are worse than kidnapping a dog. --- "Nostalgia is a hell of a drug." -Magus 10 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/21/17 9:01:17 PM #13: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
Can confirm, i'm a liberal and this is all true. --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 07/21/17 9:19:01 PM #14: |
The tolerant left at work
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rexcrk 07/21/17 9:29:12 PM #15: |
I don't consider myself conservative, but I'm agreeing with most of what you consider to be conservative points of view...
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DevilSummoner1 07/21/17 10:27:38 PM #16: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
A liberal will try to steal the dog from its owner. lmao what --- i'm a rocket http://imgur.com/exy4R8l.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 07/21/17 10:37:24 PM #17: |
A liberal will pirate it and then complain about it. An independent will wait till it goes on sale. A conservative will ask his wife to make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. An independent will make his own sandwich. A conservative will always ask if its ok to pet the dog. An independent will note that there is a dog and give adequate space when passing by. A conservative will play a game to completion before commenting on it. A gamer will enjoy the game then move on to the next. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 07/21/17 10:38:29 PM #18: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
A liberal will pirate it and then complain about it. You're just a liberal too ashamed to admit it. --- Drawn for me | by Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg by Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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do_ob_tpkillr 07/21/17 10:43:32 PM #19: |
Zangulus posted...
What even is this topic... To show the world that liberals are scums. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lightning Bolt 07/21/17 10:45:00 PM #20: |
I hear that conservatives have a stronger response to threats in their amygdala and react to danger more strongly. Plz confirm OP.
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Kaname_Madoka 07/21/17 10:45:41 PM #21: |
Lightning Bolt posted...
I hear that conservatives have a stronger response to threats in their amygdala and react to danger more strongly. Plz confirm OP. Nice strawman, liberal! --- Drawn for me | by Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg by Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rasmoh 07/22/17 12:16:52 AM #22: |
Conservative here.
Would not buy a CD. Would ask wife to make sandwich, though I usually make food for her to make up for the fact that she earns more money than I do. Would not ask to pet dog, provided dog was being friendly. Would avoid otherwise. I have no porn, be it Playboy or loli. I'll comment on games whether or not I've played them, but definitely not without at least watching some gameplay. Don't donate to charity on principle, it's a waste. Would be annoyed if I got a smaller size than what I ordered. True enough, will pay more if it's worth it. --- Miami Dolphins | Portland Trailblazers | San Francisco Giants I won't say a thing, because the one who knows best is you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimson_Jesus 07/22/17 12:19:00 AM #23: |
I'm a liberal and I love eating babies and kicking dogs!
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Yellow 07/22/17 12:33:02 AM #24: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
A liberal will ask his f*** buddy to make him a five course meal. I make my own food and I'm a much better chef than you are, thank you very much. I'm also very reserved in terms of banging everything that has two legs. Kaname_Madoka posted... A liberal will try to steal the dog from its owner. I hate dogs, and I wouldn't buy one anywhere but a shelter. Kaname_Madoka posted... A liberal has 10 gigabytes of loli porn. Hmm nah. Kaname_Madoka posted... A liberal will say the game is trash before it's even out. And when I do I'm never wrong. Kaname_Madoka posted... A liberal will take a selfie of them giving $2 to charity. I give to charity and I'm not even employed. When I'm older I plan on donating my kidney. I hate pictures of myself. Kaname_Madoka posted... A liberal will demand free food. Except I don't do that, and I'm a very healthy weight if not too skinny. Kaname_Madoka posted... A liberal will get the most expensive option and then complain about the price. I have a $20 smart phone I pay $7 a month for. I have the absolute cheapest plan. I always look up promotion codes for everything I buy. Let's see that iPhone, buddy. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 07/22/17 12:35:58 AM #25: |
TheSlinja posted...
Also you forgot to switch to an account that isnt named after a loli before posting this Oh I think the point of that is to make me feel dumber. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 07/22/17 12:42:30 AM #26: |
Yellow posted...
TheSlinja posted...Also you forgot to switch to an account that isnt named after a loli before posting this Madoka isn't a loli. Creeps Anyways, nice strawman! --- Drawn for me | by Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg by Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alexandra_Trent 07/22/17 1:21:13 AM #27: |
Wait, what?
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TheSlinja 07/22/17 1:22:30 AM #28: |
I just want you to know that l was halfway through censoring a lewd of madoka with a PROUD CONSERVATIVE Pin when I realized that was a terrible idea not nearly worth the effort or karma RIP fun
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darkknight109 07/22/17 2:00:20 AM #29: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
A conservative will buy the CD to support his favorite band, then act entitled and outraged when the band makes a mildly left-wing comment. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 07/22/17 2:03:17 AM #30: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Madoka isn't a loli. Creeps I feel dumber and dumber taking this, but there are people this dumb irl. Madoka Kaname, the viewpoint and title character, is a gentle and friendly 14-year old girl. https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Madoka_Kaname --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zero_Slash 07/22/17 4:52:02 AM #31: |
All of this is true.
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chill02 07/22/17 5:06:32 AM #32: |
Zero_Slash posted...
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