Poll of the Day > I'm in hillbilly hell!

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Currant_Kaiser
07/21/17 6:52:55 PM
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I'm in some North Carolina mountain town. There's a store entitled "Moonshine Merchandise", I saw a Confederate flag that said "The South Shall Rise Again", and there was some woman playing a washboard.

I could take all of that if I weren't also crammed in a tiny inn room with five other people.
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KevinceKostner
07/21/17 6:54:49 PM
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That sorta attitude is why Trump won, you need to dial it back bro
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Kungfu Kenobi
07/21/17 6:57:53 PM
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There's only one way out of Hillbilly hell. Okay here's what you need to do.

-You need to buy some beer.
-You need to find a walkman with an old Mojo Nixon tape stuck inside. That'll be easy.
-You need to rent a rowboat.
-You need to go fishing by yourself.
-You need to drink the beer out on the water and listen to Mojo Nixon until you get abducted by aliens.
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I_Abibde
07/21/17 8:34:44 PM
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Kungfu Kenobi posted...
-You need to find a walkman with an old Mojo Nixon tape stuck inside.


For maximum effectiveness, make sure it's a tape with "Elvis Is Everywhere!" on there.
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GreenGoblinOck
07/21/17 9:01:44 PM
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If you want to piss them off you can just start blasting Rock music. I suggest Offspring or Green Day.
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GanonsSpirit
07/21/17 9:09:32 PM
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So are you Chinese or Japanese?
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Currant_Kaiser
07/21/17 9:19:06 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
So are you Chinese or Japanese?

I am Laotian, you dumb hillbillies!
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Zeus
07/21/17 9:21:22 PM
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Currant_Kaiser posted...
GanonsSpirit posted...
So are you Chinese or Japanese?

I am Laotian, you dumb hillbillies!


Which ocean?
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rexcrk
07/21/17 9:29:50 PM
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I read the topic title in Lightning McQueen's voice...
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Currant_Kaiser
07/21/17 10:14:01 PM
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quigonzel posted...
@Currant_Kaiser what's the name of the town you're in?


Bryson City, I believe?
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Currant_Kaiser
07/22/17 7:50:48 AM
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quigonzel posted...
Currant_Kaiser posted...
quigonzel posted...
@Currant_Kaiser what's the name of the town you're in?


Bryson City, I believe?


Haha. Yup. I'm about a 20 minute drive to the east of you.

I'm sorry.


@quigonzel

Are you in Cherokee?
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BobToxsick
07/22/17 11:44:41 AM
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Should come visit Kentucky sometime then make a topic
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