Poll of the Day > I have $5k in the bank for the first time!

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thecolorgreen
07/14/17 1:06:47 PM
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I had the job for awhile, but i always made large purchases between paychecks
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green dragon
07/14/17 1:08:29 PM
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Having huge stacks in the bank is a great feeling.

Congrats!
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mastermix3000
07/14/17 1:09:06 PM
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OMG

#humblebrag
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Firewood18
07/14/17 1:09:42 PM
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Put half of it into a CD account. Get a tiny bit more interest than savings and will keep you from spending it.
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mastermix3000
07/14/17 1:11:39 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
Put half of it into a CD account. Get a tiny bit more interest than savings and will keep you from spending it.


yea, don't do that
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Dynalo
07/14/17 1:19:54 PM
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Time to spend it all on hookers and blow.
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Smarkil
07/14/17 1:42:28 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
Put half of it into a CD account. Get a tiny bit more interest than savings and will keep you from spending it.


What a terrible idea. CD's are dead.

Put it in a bluray account. Should have much longer staying power.
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Sherm128
07/14/17 1:44:05 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
Firewood18 posted...
Put half of it into a CD account. Get a tiny bit more interest than savings and will keep you from spending it.


yea, don't do that

Yeah, please don't do that. You won't have access to the money until it matures and the extra interest you make still won't be enough to keep up with inflation
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DorkLink
07/14/17 1:56:10 PM
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Wait, you were bragging about being rich and didn't even have $5k in the bank? What have you been blowing all your money on?
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OhhhJa
07/14/17 1:59:48 PM
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Thanks mom!
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Drpooplol
07/14/17 2:00:05 PM
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Sherm128 posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
Firewood18 posted...
Put half of it into a CD account. Get a tiny bit more interest than savings and will keep you from spending it.


yea, don't do that

Yeah, please don't do that. You won't have access to the money until it matures and the extra interest you make still won't be enough to keep up with inflation

Well most CD's let you access your money early now, but you forfeit all the interest earned. Still, it's not really necessary to do so.
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thecolorgreen
07/14/17 2:52:38 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Wait, you were bragging about being rich and didn't even have $5k in the bank? What have you been blowing all your money on?


Cars, computers, louis vuitton and versace stuff, etc
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OhhhJa
07/14/17 3:03:21 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
DorkLink posted...
Wait, you were bragging about being rich and didn't even have $5k in the bank? What have you been blowing all your money on?


Cars, computers, louis vuitton and versace stuff, etc

I've always been a big fan of you gucci mane
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DorkLink
07/14/17 3:22:25 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
DorkLink posted...
Wait, you were bragging about being rich and didn't even have $5k in the bank? What have you been blowing all your money on?


Cars, computers, louis vuitton and versace stuff, etc


Damn, you must lead a sad life to have to fill it with materialism
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fettster777
07/14/17 3:43:49 PM
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LOL I never have more than $1K in my bank. Living paycheck to paycheck is the american dream....ahem reality.
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AwesomeTurtwig
07/14/17 3:45:30 PM
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fettster777 posted...
LOL I never have more than $1K in my bank. Living paycheck to paycheck is the american dream....ahem reality.

I mean I have over 70k in the bank, and haven't even been working for 2 years.
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Jen0125
07/14/17 3:58:55 PM
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i could probably save a lot of money but i spend a lot of money on food >=]
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thecolorgreen
07/14/17 6:47:33 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i could probably save a lot of money but i spend a lot of money on food >=]


Ain't you then one that plans out your meals for the entire week?
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ShadosAtPhoenix
07/14/17 10:34:53 PM
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Yeah, please don't do that. You won't have access to the money until it matures and the extra interest you make still won't be enough to keep up with inflation


Yeah, I used to put my money in CDs because I was lazy and I figured "it was better than nothing", lol. The real "I'm lazy and I don't know what I'm doing" option is in famous index fund and mutual funds. Stuff like the contrafund, vanguard index, etc.

There's better ways, but that works really well if you just dont want to have to care.
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