Poll of the Day > A rich man and a poor man are talking:

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Hypochondriathe 07/13/17 4:19:10 PM #1:	The rich man says "I bought my wife a new Mercedes and a diamond ring. That way, if she doesn't like the ring, she can return it in the Mercedes and still be happy." The poor man says "I bought mine a pair of slippers and a dildo; that way if she doesn't like them, she can go fuck herself." <cite>Hypochondriathe posted [p:882854980] in A rich man... [t:75561789]...</cite> <quote>The rich man says "I bought my wife a new Mercedes and a diamond ring. That way, if she doesn't like the ring, she can return it in the Mercedes and still be happy." The poor man says "I bought mine a pair of slippers and a dildo; that way if she doesn't like them, she can go fuck herself."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thecolorgreen 07/13/17 4:23:15 PM #2:	4/10 No laugh, but like i get it --- :wq <cite>thecolorgreen posted [p:882855221] in A rich man... [t:75561789]...</cite> <quote>4/10 No laugh, but like i get it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 07/13/17 6:30:18 PM #3:	I've heard that one before. It's acceptable. I saw a really bad movie that was basically just jokes like this acted out in short scenes. One of the few I remember was "what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?.. You'll cry while chopping up the onion." --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:882862238] in A rich man... [t:75561789]...</cite> <quote>I've heard that one before. It's acceptable. I saw a really bad movie that was basically just jokes like this acted out in short scenes. One of the few I remember was "what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?.. You'll cry while chopping up the onion."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 07/13/17 6:38:20 PM #4:	TheCyborgNinja posted... I've heard that one before. It's acceptable. I saw a really bad movie that was basically just jokes like this acted out in short scenes. One of the few I remember was "what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?.. You'll cry while chopping up the onion." I wanna watch it <cite>green dragon posted [p:882862709] in A rich man... [t:75561789]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>I've heard that one before. It's acceptable. I saw a really bad movie that was basically just jokes like this acted out in short scenes. One of the few I remember was "what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?.. You'll cry while chopping up the onion."</quote> I wanna watch it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 07/13/17 6:42:01 PM #5:	You really don't... https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/national_lampoons_dirty_movie_2011/ --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:882862909] in A rich man... [t:75561789]...</cite> <quote>You really don't... https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/national_lampoons_dirty_movie_2011/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blackhrt 07/13/17 11:04:46 PM #6:	thecolorgreen posted... 4/10 No laugh, but like i get it --- "I live my life 3 videogames at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not my clan and their BS. For those 3 games or less, I'm free." <cite>blackhrt posted [p:882876648] in A rich man... [t:75561789]...</cite> <quote><cite>thecolorgreen posted...</cite> <quote>4/10 No laugh, but like i get it</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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