Poll of the Day > chess is a load of horseshit

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Greenfox111
07/04/17 12:34:27 AM
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please explain to me how a tower can MOVE
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Lokarin
07/04/17 12:35:09 AM
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Only 4 horses
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helly
07/04/17 12:35:10 AM
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you're just bad

i'd play you but i don't play losers
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jramirez23
07/04/17 12:49:14 AM
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It's actually a cannon in some chess sets. Anyways, why do the king and queen participate in the battle?
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TheWorstPoster
07/04/17 12:52:30 AM
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ICOYAR topic
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WhiskeyDisk
07/04/17 1:07:32 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
please explain to me how a tower can MOVE



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_tower
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Greenfox111
07/04/17 1:26:22 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
please explain to me how a tower can MOVE



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_tower

don't give me that, rooks clearly don't have wheels
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MICHALCOLE
07/04/17 1:27:46 AM
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One time a guy on potd wanted to play chess and I downloaded the app and we exchanged info but we couldn't get it to work

But I would have smashed him
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Erik_P
07/04/17 1:27:58 AM
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This topic is funny because there are horses in chess.
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Lightning Bolt
07/04/17 1:40:01 AM
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jramirez23 posted...
It's actually a cannon in some chess sets. Anyways, why do the king and queen participate in the battle?

cause they're not wusses
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Greenfox111
07/04/17 1:41:17 AM
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MICHALCOLE posted...
One time a guy on potd wanted to play chess and I downloaded the app and we exchanged info but we couldn't get it to work

But I would have smashed him

and if it went well enough you would have smashed him afterwards, am i right
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Violet_Blooded
07/04/17 1:51:42 AM
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I never got why the queen and move anywhere and attack on all directions while the king is just a piece of shit..
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MICHALCOLE
07/04/17 2:01:51 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
MICHALCOLE posted...
One time a guy on potd wanted to play chess and I downloaded the app and we exchanged info but we couldn't get it to work

But I would have smashed him

and if it went well enough you would have smashed him afterwards, am i right

If he had won we would have broken up tho

>costanza
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helly
07/04/17 2:14:25 AM
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just fyi, i would destroy everyone here at chess

just let that be known

my elo is 2343
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Person106
07/04/17 2:19:24 AM
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Lightning Bolt posted...
jramirez23 posted...
It's actually a cannon in some chess sets. Anyways, why do the king and queen participate in the battle?

cause they're not wusses


How come the queen is so much more dangerous than the king?
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Greenfox111
07/04/17 2:26:50 AM
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helly posted...
just fyi, i would destroy everyone here at chess

just let that be known

my elo is 2343

i don't know much about elo but from a very short search that sounds very unlikely
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MICHALCOLE
07/04/17 2:29:23 AM
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Mine is 2344
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trodi_911
07/04/17 2:38:25 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
please explain to me how a tower can MOVE



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_tower

don't give me that, rooks clearly don't have wheels

No pieces have feet either so how are they suppose to move?
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Greenfox111
07/04/17 2:43:41 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
please explain to me how a tower can MOVE



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_tower

don't give me that, rooks clearly don't have wheels

No pieces have feet either so how are they suppose to move?

youre right...
well like i said, chess is horseshit
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What_The_Chris
07/04/17 2:48:47 AM
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Git Gud
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Golden Road
07/04/17 3:56:02 AM
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jramirez23 posted...
It's actually a cannon in some chess sets. Anyways, why do the king and queen participate in the battle?

Well, the king probably shouldn't be coming out until close to the end, anyway...
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/04/17 4:11:13 AM
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It's boring in a way that's more boring than many other strategy games in the market.
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Erik_P
07/04/17 8:19:28 AM
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Person106 posted...
Lightning Bolt posted...
jramirez23 posted...
It's actually a cannon in some chess sets. Anyways, why do the king and queen participate in the battle?

cause they're not wusses


How come the queen is so much more dangerous than the king?


You must not know anything about women.
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Dreaming_King
07/04/17 8:35:45 AM
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Yeah, it's stupid how weak the king is. I hate how hard it is to get him to the front lines and do damage with him.
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Firewood18
07/04/17 9:00:44 AM
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I like chess. I don't really see much of the few friends I used to play with. So now I teach my ten yr old and her friends how to play.
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Final Fantasy2389
07/04/17 10:01:35 AM
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I like Chess, but I've never been amazing at it.
In my senior year of high school, I was the chess champion for my lunch block for a bit (I worked the school bookstore during that time with some friends). That's about the extent of my Chess career.
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gguirao
07/04/17 10:17:01 AM
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Violet_Blooded posted...
I never got why the queen and move anywhere and attack on all directions while the king is just a piece of shit..

Chess king, the original cuck.
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GameReviews
07/04/17 10:17:33 AM
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Final Fantasy2389 posted...
I like Chess, but I've never been amazing at it.
In my senior year of high school, I was the chess champion for my lunch block for a bit (I worked the school bookstore during that time with some friends). That's about the extent of my Chess career.

I won my middle school's chess club tournament. Haven't really played regularly since then. I was okay at chess when I won that. I played a few years ago against a friend who was actually a legit competitive chess player and he freaking wrecked me. I think I only captured pawns before he checkmated me.
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Action53
07/04/17 10:22:06 AM
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What_The_Chris posted...
Git Gud

Scrub


I can't believe it took 19 posts
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Violet_Blooded
07/04/17 12:02:42 PM
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gguirao posted...
Violet_Blooded posted...
I never got why the queen and move anywhere and attack on all directions while the king is just a piece of shit..

Chess king, the original cuck.


Castling is a move in the game of chess involving a player's king and either of the player's original rooks. It is the only move in chess in which a player moves two pieces in the same move, and it is the only move aside from the knight's move where a piece can be said to "jump over" another.

oh shit!!
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 12:08:41 PM
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oh, i want to play helly in chess now
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-Komaiko54-
07/04/17 12:10:09 PM
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Lmao at all these kidsss
The chess master has entered the building.

Violet_Blooded posted...
I never got why the queen and move anywhere and attack on all directions while the king is just a piece of shit..


The king is probably some old dude with a crane
The power of love allows the queen to soar anywhere
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 12:11:04 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
Lmao at all these kidsss
The chess master has entered the building.

Violet_Blooded posted...
I never got why the queen and move anywhere and attack on all directions while the king is just a piece of shit..


The king is probably some old dude with a crane
The power of love allows the queen to soar anywhere


come battle me then.

i will devastate you
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 12:12:29 PM
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https://lichess.org/NjF2G7HN

open challenge to anyone who thinks they can actually play me
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MrMelodramatic
07/04/17 12:13:08 PM
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I'll play but I'm not very good
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 12:13:45 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I'll play but I'm not very good


then you do not want to play against me because i will destroy you without mercy
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 12:15:26 PM
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c'mon koma and helly. you both think you are hot shit. come get wrecked.
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-Komaiko54-
07/04/17 12:21:04 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...

come battle me then.

i will devastate you


les' go fam
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 12:24:43 PM
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i was playing mello

use this link now

https://lichess.org/k1ixanHo
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 12:43:29 PM
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koma is actually sort of a beast, but you cannot stump my weaponized a*****
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-Komaiko54-
07/04/17 12:45:44 PM
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a'ight I may have tooken some L's
but them L's stood for lessons man
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MICHALCOLE
07/04/17 1:00:27 PM
#42:


Troll_Police_ posted...
koma is actually sort of a beast, but you cannot stump my weaponized a*****

Let's play!
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MICHALCOLE
07/04/17 1:13:55 PM
#43:


@Troll_Police_

Let's play homie

Gimme a link
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 1:21:22 PM
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oh shit, sorry, wasn't really looking, 1 sec


edit: PMed it to you

@MICHALCOLE
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MICHALCOLE
07/04/17 1:28:25 PM
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Okay move made. Woohoo chess!
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Troll_Police_
07/04/17 1:33:23 PM
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you goofed pretty bad

https://lichess.org/F6TmFRBm
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MICHALCOLE
07/04/17 1:52:07 PM
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He's afk shaking his baby till it stops crying
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Person106
07/04/17 4:20:35 PM
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