Poll of the Day > I'm trying to find this story that was posted on here many years ago...

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This is a total longshot, but I used to lurk here regularly back when I was 13, so this was about 8 years ago. I remember reading this story a guy posted about a massive college party he had. Some highlights were the huge amount of jungle juice he made, a gargantuan burrito he had, and the subsequent **** from the burrito. I randomly thought of it the other day, and realized I never actually finished the story. I wanted to see if anyone remembers it could possibly link me to it.

Another defining feature of the post was that he, for some reason, never used apostrophes... Does thing crazy thread ring a bell to anyone?
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Never heard of it... my suggestion would be to try taking keywords from the description you just provided and Google it, if GameFAQs hasn't deleted it by now. 8 years is a long time, though. Presumably they would have tried clearing server space.
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There was a user on the Food board named Father of Mustard who would tell stories of superhuman fears of eating, though that sounds a bit different from what you're describing
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I was sitting at piza parlor, eatting the pizza, when 14 year old girl walks in. She say at the manager, "I don't like your food. Then she walks to me." I look at her and says, "You need to learn maths sister baby, because you don't know nothing about nobody no how."

She got up.

So I say "No way Josie!" and punched her in the ear. She said "ow" and I say "no" and punch her in the eyeball.

The manager get up and go to the front and yell "help police this man eat my piz and punch girl in face!" So I throw him.
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DirtBasedSoap posted...

I was sitting at piza parlor, eatting the pizza, when 14 year old girl walks in. She say at the manager, "I don't like your food. Then she walks to me." I look at her and says, "You need to learn maths sister baby, because you don't know nothing about nobody no how."

She got up.

So I say "No way Josie!" and punched her in the ear. She said "ow" and I say "no" and punch her in the eyeball.

The manager get up and go to the front and yell "help police this man eat my piz and punch girl in face!" So I throw him.

Classic
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