Current Events > What's the difference in a battery and a woman?

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Howl
05/06/17 9:54:19 AM
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A battery isn't a person.
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weapon_d00d816
05/06/17 10:02:50 AM
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The battery is in charge?

Was that the original punchline?
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GODTIER
05/06/17 10:03:32 AM
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you can lick a battery without it calling the police
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Mystere
05/06/17 10:13:33 AM
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The woman is the one that ACTUALLY keeps going and going and going...
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Glucian
05/06/17 10:17:07 AM
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One powers devices, the other uses devices.
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Mystere
05/06/17 10:19:36 AM
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Glucian posted...
One powers devices, the other uses devices.

It's depressing how many women today seem to just be extentions of their cell phones.
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deupd_u
05/06/17 10:21:16 AM
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Nobody likes a size D battery
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Awesome
05/06/17 10:28:19 AM
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they both give you power and energy for a bit of time they they die and take you with them.
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fan357
05/06/17 10:29:48 AM
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You jam a battery into stuff but you jam other things into women?
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BigZam
05/06/17 10:31:07 AM
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the woman is a planet and the battery is a room outside
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El Mexicano Texano
05/06/17 10:50:25 AM
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garan
05/06/17 12:31:35 PM
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Mystere posted...
Glucian posted...
One powers devices, the other uses devices.

It's depressing how many women today seem to just be extentions of their cell phones.


Agreed, and I know a few guys who are the same way.
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pegusus123456
05/07/17 4:20:38 AM
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Dash_Harber
05/07/17 4:22:06 AM
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Mystere posted...
Glucian posted...
One powers devices, the other uses devices.

It's depressing how many women today seem to just be extentions of their cell phones.

That's a sexist way of looking at it. I see an equal amount of men doing the exact same thing.
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Howl
05/07/17 4:53:52 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Was that the original punchline?
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No, but I can't post it without getting modded. I was hoping someone had heard this joke before, then they would come in to this topic expecting it and be disappointed.
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Akagami_Shanks
05/07/17 4:56:04 AM
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Mystere posted...
Glucian posted...
One powers devices, the other uses devices.

It's depressing how many women today seem to just be extentions of their cell phones.

tbf it seems a lot of the younger aged millennial are just glued to their phone.

I guess it's really no better than being glued to the computer/video game like we are but at least we can say we can hold intelligent conversations and do meaningful stuff???
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Joelypoely
05/07/17 5:02:19 AM
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Only one of them is useful.
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Sativa_Rose
05/07/17 5:06:18 AM
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Mystere posted...
It's depressing how many women today seem to just be extentions of their cell phones.


and it's depressing how many men today seem to just be extensions of their penises.
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pegusus123456
05/07/17 5:14:38 AM
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Howl posted...
No, but I can't post it without getting modded.

"Batteries have a positive side."

Yeah, massively offensive moderation there.
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Foppe
05/07/17 5:34:08 AM
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The woman uses the battery.
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