Poll of the Day > It's difficult to believe in religion

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Kenan_Birkan
04/15/17 7:36:57 AM
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How did Noah convince lions to enter his ark without being eaten?

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ProudProtoMan
04/15/17 7:38:20 AM
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Mead
04/15/17 7:59:57 AM
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Kenan_Birkan posted...
How did Noah convince lions to enter his ark without being eaten?


Obviously he wasn't gonna eat those lions
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Krazy_Kirby
04/15/17 8:02:17 AM
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Mead posted...
Kenan_Birkan posted...
How did Noah convince lions to enter his ark without being eaten?


Obviously he wasn't gonna eat those lions


obviously you have never had a lion burger.
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Mead
04/15/17 8:09:22 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
Mead posted...
Kenan_Birkan posted...
How did Noah convince lions to enter his ark without being eaten?


Obviously he wasn't gonna eat those lions


obviously you have never had a lion burger.


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SkynyrdRocker
04/15/17 10:01:02 AM
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It's difficult to believe in a thing callled love
but I do it
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
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Flyingpirate
04/15/17 10:59:21 AM
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Are lions edible? I heard monkey brains taste horrible.
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Mead
04/15/17 11:03:17 AM
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Flyingpirate posted...
Are lions edible?


All living things are edible.

A few will poison you and you'll die, but you can still eat them.
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123pizza2
04/15/17 12:18:17 PM
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Mead posted...
Flyingpirate posted...
Are lions edible?


All living things are edible.

A few will poison you and you'll die, but you can still eat them.


Sorry to be a stickler, but not quite.

If you really want to make a stretch you can say that, but the typical connotation of edible is that the substance is safe to consume, not just capable of being being consumed.

Like poisonous things are explicitly referred to as inedible. Something can't be both inedible and edible
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wolfy42
04/15/17 12:21:33 PM
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Even most poisonous things can be cooked etc to become edible, so almost all living things can actually be eaten, or at least some part of it can be eaten.

Also the lions didn't eat Noah or anyone else because god was in their belly keeping them full. It's like being pregnant, but you just don't get hungry, or need to use the restroom at all either (imagine all those animals pooping on that ship!!)
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wwinterj25
04/15/17 12:24:38 PM
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Nothing about religion is logical.
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123pizza2
04/15/17 12:36:21 PM
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Yes, certain things can be made edible, but to say that something that is toxic is edible just because you CAN eat it is incorrect.

For example, look at pufferfish.

Although you CAN eat the entirety of a pufferfish, it is not wise to do so. The flesh of a pufferfish is edible, whereas the organs are not (full of tetrodotoxin iirc).

To say that the organs (full of a highly poisonous substance), are edible is incorrect.
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wolfy42
04/15/17 12:36:54 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Nothing about religion is logical.


That is debatable.

Logically everything had to come from somewhere, including the laws that govern logic itself.

Religion could be logical if it was based on the assumption that there are things we do not know, but that we believe are true, or most likely true.

There are somewhat logical religions that don't really go too far outside those bounds, with made up gods etc. I wouldn't say all religions are not logical, although the general basis of religions is usually some form of faith which is only slightly based on logic.

Science for instance isn't logical especially to someone looking at it fresh (Without any background etc), even though if you went through all the steps to get to where we are now, it would be logical.

To people from 1000+ years ago, our technology would seem like magic and our explanations for how it works would seem like religion.
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wolfy42
04/15/17 12:39:20 PM
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123pizza2 posted...
Yes, certain things can be made edible, but to say that something that is toxic is edible just because you CAN eat it is incorrect.

For example, look at pufferfish.

Although you CAN eat the entirety of a pufferfish, it is not wise to do so. The flesh of a pufferfish is edible, whereas the organs are not (full of tetrodotoxin iirc).

To say that the organs (full of a highly poisonous substance), are edible is incorrect.



True, but nobody says a cow is not edible, yet there are many parts of the cow we do not eat. The entire animal does not need to be consumed to be edible. Same goes with plants etc. I would contend that if any part of an animal is edible (or plant) then it is designated as an edible source of food. That means pretty much anything living can be so designated since preparing it doesn't really alter it (it can be edible only when cooked etc, but would still be considered edible).

I can't think of anything a human could not eat at least so some degree at least.
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wwinterj25
04/15/17 12:46:38 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Science for instance isn't logical especially to someone looking at it fresh (Without any background etc), even though if you went through all the steps to get to where we are now, it would be logical.


Eh. More evidence supports science then evidence that supports religion so I know where my beliefs are. Still I'm not going too far down this rabbit hole as GameFAQs isn't the place for these type of discussions. I will say I stand by my previous post though.
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wolfy42
04/15/17 12:50:51 PM
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Oh, I'm certainly with you that science is MORE logical then religion, I just don't agree that there is no logic in religion at all, or no way a religion could be logical.

I personally believe there was some form of god that created everything, then split his consciousness up among all of us. It's not some kind of hard core belief, just my working theory on the universe, but it seems logical to me (I mean, I can use logic to help support my belief).

And science, while based on logic, doesn't seem that way if you don't have enough information. Same could be said about religion to a point (I mean, not scientology but others).
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123pizza2
04/15/17 12:53:29 PM
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Yes, I absolutely get that, but in his original statement, the implication is that POISONOUS things are edible.

He didn't specify that all living things have edible parts, rather he declared that all living things can be considered edible, even if they are poisonous and can kill you, which is the statement that I am disputing.

That's why I apologized for being a stickler in my initial response; As per the exact structure of his post, what he said was incorrect

And yes, we can consume most things to certain degrees. Heck, we can eat plastic or paper if we really wanted to. The capability to do something does not equate to that decision being wise, nor does it make the part that we are eating any more or less edible.
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wwinterj25
04/15/17 1:00:17 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I personally believe there was some form of god that created everything, then split his consciousness up among all of us. It's not some kind of hard core belief, just my working theory on the universe, but it seems logical to me (I mean, I can use logic to help support my belief).


I maybe a Atheist but I also have no issue with people believing it what they choose to believe in. Whatever works for you I guess.
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Zikten
04/15/17 3:02:03 PM
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the story of Noah is actually a rip off of an older Babylonian story

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
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