Current Events > 8-year-old drives younger sister to McDonald's after craving a burger

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E32005
04/12/17 3:09:17 PM
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The boy said it was simple: He just watched some YouTube videos on how to drive a car, according to investigators. Before long, they said he chauffeured his sister effortlessly to the McDonald's half a mile from his East Palestine home while his parents were sleeping.


https://apple.news/AVg86n-nFQdGI6duGPMxHPg
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CanuckCowboy
04/12/17 3:10:16 PM
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That's a kid who knows what he wants and goes for it.

Hell probly be wildly successful in life tbh
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DirkDiggles
04/12/17 3:12:43 PM
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Probably drove better than half the people on the road too.
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ZannoL
04/12/17 3:15:55 PM
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He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...
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Guy_Fieri
04/12/17 3:16:40 PM
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E32005
04/12/17 3:24:55 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Probably drove better than half the people on the road too.

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Frostshock
04/12/17 3:26:16 PM
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Plot twist: it was a manual transmission.
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Darthfluffy2
04/12/17 3:27:07 PM
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Plot twist: he built the car
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eggcorn
04/12/17 3:27:48 PM
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The children did get to eat at McDonald’s while they waited for their grandparents to pick them up. No charges are being filed.


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Dustin1280
04/12/17 3:28:41 PM
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I'm kinda impressed... Granted it was terribly dangerous, but still impressive.
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Guy_Fieri
04/12/17 3:34:26 PM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
Plot twist: he built the car

Plot twist: he is a car
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Questionmarktarius
04/12/17 3:35:12 PM
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ZannoL posted...
He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...

Check again in another eight years, when he likely will.
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CanuckCowboy
04/12/17 3:35:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
ZannoL posted...
He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...

Check again in another eight years, when he likely will.


This is one of those posts so nonsensical it stands out even on ce.
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meingott
04/12/17 3:36:03 PM
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ZannoL posted...
He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...


#shitliberalssay
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Caution999
04/12/17 3:36:57 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Probably drove better than half the people on the road too.

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Wedge Antilles
04/12/17 3:36:58 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Darthfluffy2 posted...
Plot twist: he built the car

Plot twist: he is a car


Plot twist: this the plot of Cars 3
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E32005
04/12/17 3:44:01 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Darthfluffy2 posted...
Plot twist: he built the car

Plot twist: he is a car

Cars 2
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Questionmarktarius
04/12/17 3:53:20 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
ZannoL posted...
He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...

Check again in another eight years, when he likely will.


This is one of those posts so nonsensical it stands out even on ce.


And what's more is that it's from one of the better posters around here...

An eight-year-old driving to "'donalds" is probably a more careful driver than a sixteen year old showing off and/or trying to get laid.
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Questionmarktarius
04/12/17 4:03:50 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
It's just this kid doesn't seem like he's going to be your typical teenager when he gets older.

Maybe... start the kid on dirt racing?
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FighterStreet
04/12/17 4:10:10 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Probably drove better than half the people on the road too.

this is literally a reddit post

please fucking stop
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FighterStreet
04/12/17 4:22:08 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
FighterStreet posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Probably drove better than half the people on the road too.

this is literally a reddit post

please fucking stop


Maybe he's the reddit poster that posted that. Or maybe he just wanted to share a good comment that was posted on reddit with the fine community here at Gamefaqs.

This site doesnt have an upvote down vote system, you dont need to use tropes/memes (everyone is a bad driver trope. even a cat would be better!) to get karma here

You can actually produce an original thought
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ManBeast462
04/12/17 5:45:25 PM
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Ruvan22
04/12/17 5:51:15 PM
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I like how he took his sister - such a considerate brother too!
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thelovefist
04/12/17 5:52:24 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I love it. Love to see kids rise up to challenges, face their fears, and take risks.

Your feelings for children are well understood
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DirkDiggles
04/12/17 5:58:19 PM
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FighterStreet posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Probably drove better than half the people on the road too.

this is literally a reddit post

please fucking stop


I hardly ever go to reddit, and when I do it's only the GameFAQs reddit. If someone else made the same statement I had made, then it is true that great minds do think alike.
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MwarriorHiei
04/12/17 6:01:37 PM
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>ohio boy
>east palestine

???????????
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FighterStreet
04/12/17 6:34:30 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
FighterStreet posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Probably drove better than half the people on the road too.

this is literally a reddit post

please fucking stop


I hardly ever go to reddit, and when I do it's only the GameFAQs reddit. If someone else made the same statement I had made, then it is true that great minds do think alike.

join the hive bro
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VaniIIa Coke
04/12/17 8:19:30 PM
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ZannoL posted...
He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...


this is why nobody likes you
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IHeartRadiation
04/12/17 8:20:31 PM
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ZannoL posted...
He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...

Are you jealous?
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Sad_Face
04/12/17 8:22:04 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
That's a kid who knows what he wants and goes for it.

Hell probly be wildly successful in life tbh


yup
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Gossipgirl
04/12/17 8:26:20 PM
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What an excellent display of aptitude, I doubt most of us could have achieved that at that age.

Unfortunately the intention is far from admirable. Hopefully he's taught that there are much better tasting and healthy options in the future.
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jenningsnash313
04/12/17 8:28:16 PM
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ZannoL posted...
He could have killed himself and his sister.

Idiot...

Somebody's jealous his driving skills are below that of an 8-year old.
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apolloooo
04/12/17 8:28:39 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
I'm kinda impressed... Granted it was terribly dangerous, but still impressive.

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apolloooo
04/12/17 8:28:53 PM
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i wanna know which video he watched too
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Tropicalwood
04/12/17 8:30:26 PM
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Questionmarktarius
04/12/17 8:47:02 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
apolloooo posted...
i wanna know which video he watched too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gUrYo28jug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alIxvD1sr8
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E32005
04/12/17 10:35:50 PM
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CelestialVoices
04/12/17 10:38:18 PM
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absolutely mental
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OwlRammer
04/12/17 10:40:34 PM
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further proof that school is not needed anymore when you have youtube tutorials and google to teach you everything
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