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DevsBro
04/12/17 9:11:20 AM
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A home in Reldo village was robbed today. Four pots were smashed and 320 yen were taken. The homeowner was present at the time and confronted the thief to tell him the legend of the four goddesses. However, he was unable to apprehend the thief. Authorities are not searching for the man.
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chill02
04/12/17 9:16:35 AM
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A man in his early 40's was arrested earlier today in Blaine County. Suspect is accused of killing 20 police officers and destroying 6 patrol vehicles. He was forced to pay a $5,000 fine and stripped of all his weapons.
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DevsBro
04/12/17 9:21:14 AM
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A Jerusalem man who killed four guards for no discernable reason escaped when he presumably disappeared into thin air. The guards who gave chase lost sight of him when he turned a corner and could not find the man when they caught up. They report seeing a man with a sword who was dressed exactly like the suspect sitting on a nearby bench, but since their line of vision had been broken, they could not draw a connection.
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DevsBro
04/12/17 11:19:56 AM
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A man jumped from the bridge today after stress at his job became to great for him to bear. Doctors agree that such activities as jumping from high places can be exhilirating and fun, which will relieve stress. More at 11.
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jenningsnash313
04/12/17 11:22:45 AM
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An Italian plumber ended up becoming an unlikely hero after he found himself dragged into a kidnapping case involving a princess. Some have reported that she was kidnapped by something that looks like a "turtle demon", but sources have yet to confirm.
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weapon_d00d816
04/12/17 11:28:57 AM
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"A large-breasted Argonian woman in bikini armor evaded arrest today after allegedly stripping the clothes off the backs of the entire town of Riften. This cruel prank comes just days after the town was shook by an attack from Thomas the Tank Engine."
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