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IHeartRadiation
04/12/17 1:18:36 AM
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Reminds me of my childhood
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Error1355
04/13/17 10:09:42 AM
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You had an odd childhood then.
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rhklce
04/13/17 10:09:56 AM
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That sounds rad
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IHeartRadiation
04/13/17 11:30:09 AM
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Error1355 posted...
You had an odd childhood then.

Unlike you my childhood was great.

Eating odd tasting microwave pizza and puking on my carpet.
Eating garbage school pizza and puking in the garbage.
Throwing up so much that the only thing that can give me to energy to get out of bed is a popsicle to try to calm down the world's worst heartburn.
Puking in the gym after almost literally coughing my lungs out!

All great times that remind me that I'm going to live to 100 and am absolutely not mystified that my doctors all considered me healthy even though I couldn't do pushups and my organs make strange noises all the time.
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Error1355
04/13/17 12:06:41 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
Unlike you my childhood was great.

oh my bad
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/13/17 12:07:38 PM
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I say do it again.
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IHeartRadiation
04/13/17 1:37:09 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Who tf microwaves bacon?

A guy who is in a building with a microwave that apparently has an autocook function

Honestly I'm quite happy my insides waited until I was trying to go to bed to make me vomit in my trademark bed side vomit spot. Ever smell your hand when it's covered in grease filled vomit bacon chunks? Smells delightful.
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Shotgunnova
04/13/17 1:45:26 PM
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Microwave bacon deserves that fate.
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Turbam
04/13/17 1:47:39 PM
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You don't love radiation so much when it ruins your bacon, do you?
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IHeartRadiation
04/13/17 2:07:01 PM
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Wariodorf posted...
I guess you like radiation a bit less now.

Turbam posted...
You don't love radiation so much when it ruins your bacon, do you?

Nah I don't think it's the microwave. I think it's more that my astute "halfwake in the morning" decided that microwave autocook is magic is poof instant bacon. Why it'd seem silly to have looked at the cooking guide and seen the "turn bacon over" side, but whatdoyaknow.

Besides, the egg sandwich I had it with tasted moderately okay afterall, aside from the unchewable bacon chunks and the inedible stringy mass of garbage that resembled food as much as roadkill resembles a puppy.

A delightful experience all around. Must be my cosmic reward for flinging the cat poop in the driveway back at those rascal cats who just loving pooping where people walk.
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