Poll of the Day > Im jelly of straight guys with naturally big booties

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IAmNowGone
04/11/17 9:19:41 PM
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its just SO unnatural amirite?
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cgreenw
04/11/17 9:50:25 PM
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Eff you man. Ladies love it.
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wwinterj25
04/11/17 9:51:26 PM
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cgreenw posted...
Eff you man. Ladies love it.

So why wouldn't gay guys?
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cgreenw
04/11/17 9:56:03 PM
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Correction. Ladies and gay guys love it.

Nothing unnatural about my cupcakes.
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AbsoluteDenial
04/11/17 10:04:14 PM
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Almost gagged... skimmed over the topic title and thought I read "boobies" instead of "booties"
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IAmNowGone
04/11/17 10:06:56 PM
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AbsoluteDenial posted...
Almost gagged... skimmed over the topic title and thought I read "boobies" instead of "booties"


Your username is accurate in this instance

cgreenw posted...
Correction. Ladies and gay guys love it.

Nothing unnatural about my cupcakes.


Yuuuus. Hi chris. Long time no chat
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DorkLink
04/11/17 10:07:55 PM
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I wish I had a nicer butt instead of this Hank Hill-ass ass
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IAmNowGone
04/11/17 10:15:29 PM
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DorkLink posted...
I wish I had a nicer butt instead of this Hank Hill-ass ass


Im sorry to hear that sir
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DorkLink
04/11/17 10:19:36 PM
#9:


Such is life


Maybe someday I'll have a nice one
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Melon_Master
04/11/17 10:44:59 PM
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I wish I didn't have this booty, since it makes sure I can't wear most styles of tighter pants without drawing attention to it; but my wife does like smacking it. >__>
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Kimbos_Egg
04/11/17 11:00:50 PM
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my ass is too good for you
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PK_Spam
04/12/17 12:20:46 AM
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Just do squats and hamstring curls and deadlifts if you want a better ass. Actually, do all of that with push-ups and bench press reps and you have a pretty solid workout regimen.

As a lifter who dated a (more serious) lifter for a little over a year, let me say that post-gym/sauna sex is best sex.
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Shaneariffic
04/12/17 12:24:54 AM
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My ghetto booty is definitely one of my best 'ass'ets
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ListerineStrips
04/12/17 1:38:31 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Just do squats and deadlifts


Fix'd. You're welcome.
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PK_Spam
04/12/17 1:53:05 AM
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You gotta have those huge hamstrings. It excentuates the other ass-ets.

Shame on you
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IAmNowGone
04/12/17 6:47:53 AM
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Melon_Master posted...
I wish I didn't have this booty, since it makes sure I can't wear most styles of tighter pants without drawing attention to it; but my wife does like smacking it. >__>


Pics

Kimbos_Egg posted...
my ass is too good for you


cmon kimbo ive given u everything and youve given me nothing. Wheres the love

Shaneariffic posted...
My ghetto booty is definitely one of my best 'ass'ets


Ooooh girl yas
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IAmNowGone
04/12/17 6:49:00 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Just do squats and hamstring curls and deadlifts if you want a better ass. Actually, do all of that with push-ups and bench press reps and you have a pretty solid workout regimen.

As a lifter who dated a (more serious) lifter for a little over a year, let me say that post-gym/sauna sex is best sex.


If u didn't notice, I said natural. Lol. Meaning i don't wanna work for it. Sauna sex sounds and smells gross.
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Melon_Master
04/12/17 11:30:06 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Pics

I'll get right on that. *makes a sandwich* :P
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ListerineStrips
04/13/17 12:23:34 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
You gotta have those huge hamstrings. It excentuates the other ass-ets.

Shame on you

Oh sorry, you wrote lifter and I thought you were a lifter. You just meant bodybuilding, which is a gigantic waste of your time.
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PK_Spam
04/13/17 1:06:56 AM
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Look at you and your fancy words and labels
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 6:57:41 AM
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Melon_Master posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
Pics

I'll get right on that. *makes a sandwich* :P


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ListerineStrips posted...
PK_Spam posted...
You gotta have those huge hamstrings. It excentuates the other ass-ets.

Shame on you

Oh sorry, you wrote lifter and I thought you were a lifter. You just meant bodybuilding, which is a gigantic waste of your time.


Your username is familiar
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mastermix3000
04/13/17 9:30:21 AM
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call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh
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Kyuubi4269
04/13/17 9:40:03 AM
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ListerineStrips posted...
Oh sorry, you wrote lifter and I thought you were a lifter. You just meant bodybuilding, which is a gigantic waste of your time.

Like lifting isn't redundant.
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Jen0125
04/13/17 9:56:47 AM
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mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Maybe yours.

My boyfriend has a big ol bubble butt and he calls it so.

Love that booty.
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Thunder_54
04/13/17 11:20:01 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Maybe yours.

My boyfriend has a big ol bubble butt and he calls it so.

Love that booty.

But can he twerk?
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Jen0125
04/13/17 11:22:54 AM
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yes he can twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 12:26:06 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Bubble butt is a compliment broseph
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Jen0125
04/13/17 12:26:39 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Bubble butt is a compliment broseph


his comment strikes me as someone who has fragile masculinity
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 12:34:09 PM
#29:


Jen0125 posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Bubble butt is a compliment broseph


his comment strikes me as someone who has fragile masculinity


Pathetic
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GameReviews
04/13/17 12:37:17 PM
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I built a lot of ass mass from deadlifting, maybe you should try it?
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 12:40:00 PM
#31:


GameReviews posted...
I built a lot of ass mass from deadlifting, maybe you should try it?


Pics
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GameReviews
04/13/17 12:46:08 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
GameReviews posted...
I built a lot of ass mass from deadlifting, maybe you should try it?


Pics

Of how to deadlift? There's lots of videos on YouTube. I recommend Alan Thrall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYREQkVtvEc

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DorkLink
04/13/17 12:47:57 PM
#33:


No, he wants pics of your ass. Kwame is pretty much horny all the time on PotD and completely shameless about it
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PK_Spam
04/13/17 1:10:57 PM
#34:


Thunder_54 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Maybe yours.

My boyfriend has a big ol bubble butt and he calls it so.

Love that booty.

But can he twerk?

Wtf, @Thunder_54 you're back?
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mastermix3000
04/13/17 1:16:12 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Bubble butt is a compliment broseph


im gonna start saying it lmao

Jen0125 posted...
his comment strikes me as someone who has fragile masculinity


ok, thanks for the useless input
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 4:52:58 PM
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GameReviews posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
GameReviews posted...
I built a lot of ass mass from deadlifting, maybe you should try it?


Pics

Of how to deadlift? There's lots of videos on YouTube. I recommend Alan Thrall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYREQkVtvEc

See post #33
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fettster777
04/13/17 4:53:33 PM
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I am a straight guy with an unnaturally large booty.
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 4:54:10 PM
#38:


DorkLink posted...
No, he wants pics of your ass. Kwame is pretty much horny all the time on PotD and completely shameless about it


Sad part is I take medication which inhibits my sex drive. It's literally intergrated into my personality for no reason.
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 4:54:47 PM
#39:


fettster777 posted...
I am a straight guy with an unnaturally large booty.


*insert shocked face scream emoji*
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dpavol1
04/13/17 5:24:46 PM
#40:


Jen0125 posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Maybe yours.

My boyfriend has a big ol bubble butt and he calls it so.

Love that booty.


God bless you. I'm going to take the chance of assuming from your username that you're female, in which case, this gives me hope that there are women out there that will appreciate my embarrassingly rotund behind. My mom always told me that I should be proud of it, but I always figured that was because she was so proud of hers. Unfortunately, I only inherited my ass from her without the self-confidence.
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PK_Spam
04/13/17 5:38:32 PM
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Jen's a gay guy, bro.
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RCtheWSBC
04/13/17 5:40:14 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Jen's a gay guy, bro.

Keep my boo's name outcha mouth
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
04/13/17 5:42:59 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
DorkLink posted...
No, he wants pics of your ass. Kwame is pretty much horny all the time on PotD and completely shameless about it


Sad part is I take medication which inhibits my sex drive. It's literally intergrated into my personality for no reason.

Why?
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RCtheWSBC
04/13/17 5:49:21 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
DorkLink posted...
No, he wants pics of your ass. Kwame is pretty much horny all the time on PotD and completely shameless about it


Sad part is I take medication which inhibits my sex drive. It's literally intergrated into my personality for no reason.

Why?

It's actually medicine formulated for the purpose of limiting one's sex drive

Rapexel, I believe it's called
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Melon_Master
04/13/17 5:51:36 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Triggered

Well, it isn't as if I'll ask my wife to take glamour shots of my ass lol.. xD
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Jen0125
04/13/17 6:04:46 PM
#46:


dpavol1 posted...

God bless you. I'm going to take the chance of assuming from your username that you're female, in which case, this gives me hope that there are women out there that will appreciate my embarrassingly rotund behind. My mom always told me that I should be proud of it, but I always figured that was because she was so proud of hers. Unfortunately, I only inherited my ass from her without the self-confidence.


if we're talking about a big ol man squat booty then be proud man

if we're talking big fatty fat man booty that's not what i get down with

RCtheWSBC posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Jen's a gay guy, bro.

Keep my boo's name outcha mouth


hehehe
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
04/13/17 6:41:54 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Rapexel

Lmao
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EightySeven
04/13/17 6:45:58 PM
#48:


What does their sexual orientation have to do with their bodyfat distribution? Is there a discernible hormone difference between gays and straights that I'm not aware of or something?
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 9:46:33 PM
#49:


FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
DorkLink posted...
No, he wants pics of your ass. Kwame is pretty much horny all the time on PotD and completely shameless about it


Sad part is I take medication which inhibits my sex drive. It's literally intergrated into my personality for no reason.

Why?


Not literal sex draining medicine. Zoloft. One of the side effects is lowered sex drive, less intense orgasmos, etc.
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IAmNowGone
04/13/17 9:47:27 PM
#50:


dpavol1 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
mastermix3000 posted...
call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh


Maybe yours.

My boyfriend has a big ol bubble butt and he calls it so.

Love that booty.


God bless you. I'm going to take the chance of assuming from your username that you're female, in which case, this gives me hope that there are women out there that will appreciate my embarrassingly rotund behind. My mom always told me that I should be proud of it, but I always figured that was because she was so proud of hers. Unfortunately, I only inherited my ass from her without the self-confidence.


Ffs, PICS. But no seriously, guys with big bootys in small bodies is a delicacy for gays and girls alike.
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