Current Events > Dead corpse of deceased bat in Walmart salad prompts total recall

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MakoReizei 04/11/17 7:01:36 PM #1:	http://kfiam640.iheart.com/onair/john-and-ken-37487/dead-bat-in-walmart-salad-prompts-15726734/ Fresh Express has issued a recall for a limited number of its Organic Marketside Spring Mix, after a dead bat was found inside a container sold at a Florida (where else?) Walmart. Two people ate the bat salad before they realized what was in it. The bat, a Mexican free-tailed bat, was sent to a lab for rabies testing, but it was too badly decomposed to determine whether it was infected or not. The unfortunate bat eaters were tested for rabies as well. So far they are in good health and haven't started foaming at the mouth. The C.D.C said in a statement: "In this circumstance, the risk of rabies transmission is considered to be very low, but because it isn’t zero, the two people who ate salad from the package that contained the bat were recommended to begin post-exposure rabies treatment." The recalled salads were only distributed to Walmarts in the Southeast, so rest easy. Your Organic Marketside Spring Mix is bat free. --- http://i.imgur.com/vvAoIk0.gif <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:877007401] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>http://kfiam640.iheart.com/onair/john-and-ken-37487/dead-bat-in-walmart-salad-prompts-15726734/ <quote>Fresh Express has issued a recall for a limited number of its Organic Marketside Spring Mix, after a dead bat was found inside a container sold at a Florida (where else?) Walmart. Two people ate the bat salad before they realized what was in it. The bat, a Mexican free-tailed bat, was sent to a lab for rabies testing, but it was too badly decomposed to determine whether it was infected or not. The unfortunate bat eaters were tested for rabies as well. So far they are in good health and haven't started foaming at the mouth. The C.D.C said in a statement: "In this circumstance, the risk of rabies transmission is considered to be very low, but because it isn’t zero, the two people who ate salad from the package that contained the bat were recommended to begin post-exposure rabies treatment." The recalled salads were only distributed to Walmarts in the Southeast, so rest easy. Your Organic Marketside Spring Mix is bat free.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/11/17 7:02:19 PM #2:	still better than the Total Recall remake --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:877007458] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>still better than the Total Recall remake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 04/11/17 7:02:23 PM #3:	Dead corpse <cite>Axiom posted [p:877007463] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>Dead corpse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 04/11/17 7:02:27 PM #4:	I don't think we need another Total Recall ever again. --- Part of the squad. <cite>Mernardi posted [p:877007468] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>I don't think we need another Total Recall ever again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 04/11/17 7:02:39 PM #5:	Holy guano! --- http://i.imgur.com/v96SixY.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MPgnpky.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:877007482] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>Holy guano!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 04/11/17 7:02:39 PM #6:	rip man bat --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:877007484] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>rip man bat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 04/11/17 7:03:23 PM #7:	dead corpse of deceased --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:877007525] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>dead corpse of deceased</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 04/11/17 7:03:45 PM #8:	Xelltrix posted... dead corpse of deceased Fatally killed. --- Part of the squad. <cite>Mernardi posted [p:877007546] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote><cite>Xelltrix posted...</cite> <quote>dead corpse of deceased</quote> Fatally killed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 04/11/17 7:03:55 PM #9:	there are also scorpions in the spinach. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Couple-Finds-Live-Scorpion-in-Bag-of-Spinach-419101614.html --- People die when they are killed. Among horse, Red Hare. Among men, Lu Bu. <cite>monkmith posted [p:877007556] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>there are also scorpions in the spinach. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Couple-Finds-Live-Scorpion-in-Bag-of-Spinach-419101614.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonAngeI 04/11/17 7:03:57 PM #10:	Better than an alive corpse. --- Why am I here? <cite>CrimsonAngeI posted [p:877007560] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>Better than an alive corpse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 04/11/17 7:04:13 PM #11:	Trying to outdo to unfair's topic titles eh? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:877007575] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>Trying to outdo to unfair's topic titles eh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 04/11/17 7:04:46 PM #12:	Fresh Express CONSTANTLY has issues. We pull it from the shelves every three months it seems. We also had a bat that lived in the store. I named it Fuzzy Jesse Two. We tried to save it but he wouldn't leave and eventually I found Fuzzy Jesse Two dead. :( I still miss him swooping by my head randomly and startling the fuck out of me. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:877007612] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>Fresh Express CONSTANTLY has issues. We pull it from the shelves every three months it seems. We also had a bat that lived in the store. I named it Fuzzy Jesse Two. We tried to save it but he wouldn't leave and eventually I found Fuzzy Jesse Two dead. :( I still miss him swooping by my head randomly and startling the fuck out of me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 04/11/17 7:10:41 PM #13:	Mernardi posted... Xelltrix posted... dead corpse of deceased Fatally killed. It died later from being dead. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:877008006] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Xelltrix posted...</cite> <quote>dead corpse of deceased</quote> Fatally killed.</quote> It died later from being dead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 04/11/17 7:15:20 PM #14:	SlashmanSG posted... Mernardi posted... Xelltrix posted... dead corpse of deceased Fatally killed. It died later from being dead. No, it was already dead from death. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:877008308] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote><cite>SlashmanSG posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Xelltrix posted...</cite> <quote>dead corpse of deceased</quote> Fatally killed.</quote> It died later from being dead.</quote> No, it was already dead from death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/11/17 7:17:22 PM #15:	NP: Motorhead - Killed By Death --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:877008459] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>NP: Motorhead - Killed By Death</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 04/11/17 7:21:55 PM #16:	JlM posted... Fresh Express CONSTANTLY has issues. We pull it from the shelves every three months it seems. We also had a bat that lived in the store. I named it Fuzzy Jesse Two. We tried to save it but he wouldn't leave and eventually I found Fuzzy Jesse Two dead. :( I still miss him swooping by my head randomly and startling the fuck out of me. .. .what about Fuzzy Jesse One? @JlM --- Corrin Skills! Locktouch Profiteer, Renewal Replicate Miracle. Address 04757-49018-45939-85044 http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:877008756] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote><cite>JlM posted...</cite> <quote>Fresh Express CONSTANTLY has issues. We pull it from the shelves every three months it seems. We also had a bat that lived in the store. I named it Fuzzy Jesse Two. We tried to save it but he wouldn't leave and eventually I found Fuzzy Jesse Two dead. :( I still miss him swooping by my head randomly and startling the fuck out of me.</quote> .. .what about Fuzzy Jesse One? @JlM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 04/11/17 7:28:28 PM #17:	pikachupwnage posted... JlM posted... Fresh Express CONSTANTLY has issues. We pull it from the shelves every three months it seems. We also had a bat that lived in the store. I named it Fuzzy Jesse Two. We tried to save it but he wouldn't leave and eventually I found Fuzzy Jesse Two dead. :( I still miss him swooping by my head randomly and startling the fuck out of me. .. .what about Fuzzy Jesse One? @JlM Jesse was a dude that worked in the store, was an extra in The Dark Knight Rises and had a fuzzy goatee. He was not himself a bat. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:877009191] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote><cite>pikachupwnage posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JlM posted...</cite> <quote>Fresh Express CONSTANTLY has issues. We pull it from the shelves every three months it seems. We also had a bat that lived in the store. I named it Fuzzy Jesse Two. We tried to save it but he wouldn't leave and eventually I found Fuzzy Jesse Two dead. :( I still miss him swooping by my head randomly and startling the fuck out of me.</quote> .. .what about Fuzzy Jesse One? @JlM</quote> Jesse was a dude that worked in the store, was an extra in The Dark Knight Rises and had a fuzzy goatee. He was not himself a bat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vaati_Reborn 04/11/17 7:40:32 PM #18:	instead of a live corpse of living bat --- WAKE UP, MOOFOLKS!! 3DS: 2165-6738-9117 <cite>Vaati_Reborn posted [p:877009935] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>instead of a live corpse of living bat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 04/11/17 7:41:07 PM #19:	Is this a sequel? will Arnie be in it? --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:877009972] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>Is this a sequel? will Arnie be in it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sinroth 04/11/17 7:49:42 PM #20:	Dead corpse of deceased bat found dead --- I live in a big house and it's handy to have a pair of running shoes so that it doesn't take me forever to get from one area of the house to another. <cite>Sinroth posted [p:877010526] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>Dead corpse of deceased bat found dead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 04/11/17 7:58:07 PM #21:	I'd be more alarmed by a living corpse in my salad. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:877011017] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote>I'd be more alarmed by a living corpse in my salad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 04/11/17 8:47:30 PM #22:	Skye Reynolds posted... I'd be more alarmed by a living corpse in my salad. Personally I think the dead corpse of a living bat is much more troubling. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:877014341] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>I'd be more alarmed by a living corpse in my salad.</quote> Personally I think the dead corpse of a living bat is much more troubling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 04/11/17 8:48:10 PM #23:	ChromaticAngel posted... Skye Reynolds posted... I'd be more alarmed by a living corpse in my salad. Personally I think the dead corpse of a living bat is much more troubling. are we talking Zombie Bat Salad? --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:877014392] in Dead corps... [t:75226450]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>I'd be more alarmed by a living corpse in my salad.</quote> Personally I think the dead corpse of a living bat is much more troubling.</quote> are we talking Zombie Bat Salad?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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