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Damn_Underscore
04/11/17 6:47:02 PM
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"For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted." - Matthew 23:12

"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 5:10

"Then Jesus told him, Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." - John 20:29
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KeyBlade999
04/11/17 6:52:50 PM
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Damn_Underscore
04/11/17 7:00:48 PM
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KeyBlade999 posted...
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"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." - John 13:34
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Mernardi
04/11/17 7:01:08 PM
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Liherally
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ShinyMasamuneZ
04/11/17 7:01:42 PM
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"May no one ever eat fruit from you again." -- Publix Aisle 4
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Onetrueking
04/11/17 7:05:01 PM
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"Thy snake is a lie." -- Steve Irwin 2003

"It's dangerous to go alone,Take this"-- Naked old man in cave 1986
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Cocytus
04/11/17 7:05:32 PM
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Should just link to all four gospels.
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IHeartRadiation
04/11/17 7:09:20 PM
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Ugh fine since you're responding to him.

@epik_fail1

You gotta be direct bro
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epik_fail1
04/11/17 7:15:52 PM
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Huh... I don't really know what to answer to this.
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Damn_Underscore
04/11/17 9:32:46 PM
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A very important Bible story, John 8:2-11

At dawn he appeared again in the temple courts, where all the people gathered around him, and he sat down to teach them. The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group and said to Jesus, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women.Now what do you say?” They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him.

But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.

At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left, with the woman still standing there. Jesus straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”

“No one, sir,” she said.

“Then neither do I condemn you,”Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”
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Monday
04/11/17 9:34:13 PM
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Sinroth
04/11/17 9:36:07 PM
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It wasn't Jesus, but...

Solomon posted...
Remember your Creator
in the days of your youth,
before the days of trouble come
and the years approach when you will say,
“I find no pleasure in them”

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Dragonblade01
04/11/17 9:36:33 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
"Then Jesus told him, Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." - John 20:29

this is horrible guidance though
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sktgamer_13dude
04/11/17 9:37:47 PM
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Or how about we don't force people to practice a religion we want them to and just let people be themselves.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/11/17 9:39:57 PM
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Dragonblade01 posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
"Then Jesus told him, Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." - John 20:29

this is horrible guidance though

What is?
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Dragonblade01
04/11/17 10:06:14 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Dragonblade01 posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
"Then Jesus told him, Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." - John 20:29

this is horrible guidance though

What is?

advocating the blind acceptance of a claim
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ShinigamiSoul
04/11/17 10:16:58 PM
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Dragonblade01 posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Dragonblade01 posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
"Then Jesus told him, Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." - John 20:29

this is horrible guidance though

What is?

advocating the blind acceptance of a claim

Nothing wrong with having faith though.
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Dragonblade01
04/11/17 10:19:53 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Nothing wrong with having faith though.

only from the insular perspective of those who already share the specific faith
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Damn_Underscore
04/12/17 11:23:59 AM
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bump
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Questionmarktarius
04/12/17 11:30:32 AM
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It all inevitably gets distorted in interpretation anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xLUEMj6cwA
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ForestLogic
04/12/17 11:32:43 AM
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"He who lives by the keyboard, dies by the keyboard."
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Darthfluffy2
04/12/17 11:49:48 AM
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No weezing the ju-uice! - Jesus Sermon on the mount
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Kitt
04/12/17 12:01:35 PM
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"I wanna get drunk and pass out on the floor
Work myself into convulsions, beat my head against the door
I wanna cut my skin, cut it until I bleed
I wanna feel pain, it's the life that I lead"
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Jesus Christ "GG" Allin
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Damn_Underscore
04/12/17 2:55:59 PM
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"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

- Matthew 5:43-45
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Damn_Underscore
04/13/17 1:10:20 AM
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bump
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MabusIncarnate
04/13/17 1:14:19 AM
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*farts*

My Ass 14:3
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weapon_d00d816
04/13/17 1:14:27 AM
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"But what do I know? I'm just a carpenter."
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Damn_Underscore
04/13/17 12:51:08 PM
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“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you."

-Matthew 5:38-42
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DelianSK
04/13/17 12:53:17 PM
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Austin 3:16 - I just whooped your ass.
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hockeybub89
04/13/17 12:55:45 PM
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Why Jesus Christ? He's not even in my top 10 fictional characters.
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DelianSK
04/13/17 12:56:51 PM
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Isn't it mostly accepted that Jesus Christ did exist?
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hockeybub89
04/13/17 1:01:47 PM
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DelianSK posted...
Isn't it mostly accepted that Jesus Christ did exist?

Stephen Colbert exists, but not the one from his old show. There are tons of fictionalized versions of real people. The words and deeds of the fake ones are not automatically real.
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DelianSK
04/13/17 1:04:35 PM
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I'm not saying that all the stuff in the bible was real. I'm just simply saying that isn't it accepted that around that time frame there was a dude named Jesus hanging out.
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Sportsaholic
04/13/17 1:06:05 PM
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Amen TC
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hockeybub89
04/13/17 1:09:00 PM
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DelianSK posted...
I'm not saying that all the stuff in the bible was real. I'm just simply saying that isn't it accepted that around that time frame there was a dude named Jesus hanging out.

Were you not responding to my post? It is the only one that seems relevant to what you said, so I explained why a man named Jesus existing at that time doesn't make Jesus of the Bible real.
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DelianSK
04/13/17 1:13:28 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
DelianSK posted...
I'm not saying that all the stuff in the bible was real. I'm just simply saying that isn't it accepted that around that time frame there was a dude named Jesus hanging out.

Were you not responding to my post? It is the only one that seems relevant to what you said, so I explained why a man named Jesus existing at that time doesn't make Jesus of the Bible real.


I was. I was basing what I said on this post:
hockeybub89 posted...
Why Jesus Christ? He's not even in my top 10 fictional characters.
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