Current Events > Gruuuuh in a year and 8 months I can find another job in the company.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Just have to last until then.

Just have to avoid murdering Data Integration or having a mental breakdown.
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Maybe I should go eat something nasty so I can get sick and go home.
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try getting a naked chicken chalupa
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why can't you transfer before then?

DevsBro posted...

Maybe I should go eat something nasty so I can get sick and go home.

the best excuse is that you have a headache. it's not really something anyone can verify or refute, so they just have to trust you.
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I dunno, they tell me that's bad. You need to stay in a position for at least three years, they say.
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But what kind of pansy would I be to go home because of a headache?
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the kind that gets to drink 30% rainforest alliance certified coffee
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I hated that at my last job.

You had to work in the same position for 12 months and the manager could hold you for another 6 months at their discretion. Well guess what, it was ALWAYS 18 months to post out.

DevsBro posted...

But what kind of pansy would I be to go home because of a headache?

Migrane. Go to the restroom and rub your cheeks and forehead red. Then go tell the boss you have a migrane and aren't feeling it.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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