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ninjarobot_22
04/11/17 3:11:53 AM
#1:


https://twitter.com/united/status/851087314952605696


"I'd rather take a Greyhound bus than fly United."

"I'd rather take Malaysia Airlines."

"I rather fly with Harrison Ford."

"I'd rather fly with Tom Hanks on a FedEx flight."

"I'd rather board the titanic."


https://twitter.com/united/status/850531807779057664

United:
If you get the 18 million RTs, we'll give you a free flight to take you to any @Wendys in the world in a city we serve. Good luck!

"I'd be happy if I can just get the flight I booked on time. 4 hours later"

United:
Hi there, just checking in. Are you still in DC? ^AD

"Yes I am still in DC. Trying to get home to SC. 24 hours later. But I did get to hotel..."

United:
We apologize for the setback. Let us know if you have any questions along the way. ^RD

"Yeah, let them know if you have any questions, Tucker2j --they'll be happy to have Chicago PD come beat the answers into you."
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ninjarobot_22
04/11/17 3:34:10 AM
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fuck I have to go to bed, but these memes.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9G51lIU0AA4t2s.jpg
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TheDarkCircle
04/11/17 3:34:33 AM
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"I'd rather take Malaysia Airlines."

REKT
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pres_madagascar
04/11/17 3:35:31 AM
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UnholyMudcrab
04/11/17 3:38:55 AM
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ninjarobot_22
04/11/17 9:35:53 AM
#6:


This meme I just saw

United selecting volunteers by playing enie meenie miny mo

Tp6VyJC

Not making a decision is a BIG decision.
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