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ninjarobot_22 04/11/17 3:11:53 AM #1: |
https://twitter.com/united/status/851087314952605696
"I'd rather take a Greyhound bus than fly United." "I'd rather take Malaysia Airlines." "I rather fly with Harrison Ford." "I'd rather fly with Tom Hanks on a FedEx flight." "I'd rather board the titanic." https://twitter.com/united/status/850531807779057664 United: If you get the 18 million RTs, we'll give you a free flight to take you to any @Wendys in the world in a city we serve. Good luck! "I'd be happy if I can just get the flight I booked on time. 4 hours later" United: Hi there, just checking in. Are you still in DC? ^AD "Yes I am still in DC. Trying to get home to SC. 24 hours later. But I did get to hotel..." United: We apologize for the setback. Let us know if you have any questions along the way. ^RD "Yeah, let them know if you have any questions, Tucker2j --they'll be happy to have Chicago PD come beat the answers into you." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ninjarobot_22 04/11/17 3:34:10 AM #2: |
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TheDarkCircle 04/11/17 3:34:33 AM #3: |
"I'd rather take Malaysia Airlines."
REKT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 04/11/17 3:35:31 AM #4: |
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UnholyMudcrab 04/11/17 3:38:55 AM #5: |
I'd rather fly Oceanic than United
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ninjarobot_22 04/11/17 9:35:53 AM #6: |
This meme I just saw
United selecting volunteers by playing enie meenie miny mo Not making a decision is a BIG decision. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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