Current Events > Man accused of kissing female teens ass blames umbrellas

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UnfairRepresent
04/10/17 6:49:29 PM
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A Florida man accused of kissing and touching a teenager’s buttocks provided police with an odd explanation for the crime.

According to the Naples Daily News, a teenage girl told Naples Police that she was sleeping on the beach on Monday when she awoke to 50-year-old Matthew Brabyn, “kissing and touching the outer cloth of her bathing suit on her butt.”

Authorities caught up with Brabyn, who told them that “he didn’t mean to fall on the teenager”, but “he tripped over some umbrellas,” according to the Naples Daily News.

Brabyn was arrested, charged with misdemeanor battery and taken to the Naples Jail Center.


Full ARticle: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-accused-kissing-teen-buttocks-blames-umbrellas/RD3Eo5G4d0TPvd5wVGGUEO/

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/rf/image_large/Pub/p8/PalmBeachPost/2017/04/06/Images/Brabyn.jpg

Maybe they should call it misdemeanor buttery.
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SophieLuvsTofu
04/10/17 6:50:37 PM
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Um.

What.
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UnfairRepresent
04/10/17 7:10:37 PM
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SophieLuvsTofu posted...
Um.

What.

He's claiming he tripped on umbrellas and landed on a female teens ass

And she confused that with him fondling and kissing it
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davyheinz
04/10/17 7:13:30 PM
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VectorChaos
04/10/17 7:15:25 PM
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SophieLuvsTofu posted...
Um.

What.



UnfairRepresent posted...
A Florida man


This should answer all your questions
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legendary_zell
04/10/17 7:16:51 PM
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Why are we worried about refugees? Clearly Florida men are the biggest threat to society.
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Irony
04/10/17 7:18:08 PM
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To be fair, I tripped and went headfirst at girl's ass at work.
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rookieplayer03
04/10/17 7:18:28 PM
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legendary_zell posted...
Why are we worried about refugees? Clearly Florida men are the biggest threat to society.

We should build a wall and deport them all
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twitterfriends
04/10/17 7:20:16 PM
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Fucking Florida Man
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UnfairRepresent
04/10/17 7:33:28 PM
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Irony posted...
To be fair, I tripped and went headfirst at girl's ass at work.

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Leight_Weight
04/10/17 7:35:34 PM
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Only Florida
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Manocheese
04/10/17 7:44:34 PM
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Returning_CEmen
04/10/17 7:49:39 PM
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He looks like his name wod be Brace or Chandler
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eston
04/10/17 7:50:34 PM
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RebelElite791
04/10/17 7:53:17 PM
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rookieplayer03 posted...
legendary_zell posted...
Why are we worried about refugees? Clearly Florida men are the biggest threat to society.

We should build a wall and deport them all

They have to go.
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eston
04/10/17 7:54:36 PM
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If you're getting rid of Florida, Georgia needs to go too.
Trust me on this
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OwlRammer
04/10/17 8:00:36 PM
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Returning_CEmen
04/10/17 8:38:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent
04/12/17 4:38:46 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qau92DnnZ6g

Awkward
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