Current Events > Is a week long enough to pass a drug test?

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Or like a bit over a week

Like lets say the person wasn't a usual user but tried something one time, how screwed would he be if the test was in the next three days?
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Wicked screwed
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I_hate_bacon posted...

Wicked screwed

I'm seeing stuff of sites that says it can clear out of your system in like 4 days if you barely use anything
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anything but weed and you are good
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I'd suggest rescheduling your test.
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Weed takes like a month unless you buy that special tea at GNC.
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andel posted...

anything but weed and you are good

let's say it was weed, does it really take a full month?
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why not just reschedule your test TC?
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Enjoy living on the streets, druggie.

(But srs, is a possibility you are fucked. Id get it rescheduled, just in case)
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piss test or a swab?

if it's a mouth swab you should be fine after a week
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Drugs is bad, mmmkay. Maybe you learned yer lesson now.
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BoobsAreMurder posted...

andel posted...

anything but weed and you are good

let's say it was weed, does it really take a full month?

it depends on your metabolism but if it was a one time thing probably on average a week or so if you didnt smoke much. could be more or less depending on your body though
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depends on the drug. Weed is fat soluble I believe so it tends to stay in the body much longer than water soluble drugs like coke and dope
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Gojak_v3 posted...

Weed takes like a month unless you buy that special tea at GNC.

Amen for that...

http://www.gnc.com/herbs-natural-remedies/herbs-f-n/goldenseal/
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Coke, meth, heroin, opium, lsd, mushrooms, ecstasy: yes

Marijuana: no
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I can't reschedule it is for an open job I am trying to get not one I already have.

Not sure if it is piss or not. I've passed tons of saliva tests so I'm hoping I get one of those.
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If you used for the first time in years, 4-7 days and you'll be good.
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BoobsAreMurder posted...

I can't reschedule it is for an open job I am trying to get not one I already have.

Not sure if it is piss or not. I've passed tons of saliva tests so I'm hoping I get one of those.

Tell them you are going out of town for X amount of time and will be able to start on X date.

You're not going to get the job while pissing marijuana.
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If it's my sector of the government, hair strand test.

That detects everything for a minimum of 90 days.
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It's a sales job if that tells anyone anything about what kind of test it could be
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if you smoked pot one time then a week is fine unless you have a REALLY slow metabolism or you were hitting dabs like crazy (which a first timer isn't gonna hit more than 1 dab if it isn't bunk).

google it. 1 time use is 24-72hrs. it is when you smoke it every day that it takes a month.

edit: the only drugs you'd test positive a week later for 1 time use would be long acting opiates or benzos like methadone, valium, phenazepam, etc. Pot just builds up with multiple uses.

If you're feeling sketchy about it then drink a 32oz gatorade and take 2 aspirin a couple of hours beforehand. no way you'll fail
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Probably not a hair test then.

it can be up to a month with weed. Everything else you are fine.

Odds are if you tried it once and only a little bit you may pass after a week. But I get the felling it wasn't just a small bit the other day.

DelianSK posted...

Probably not a hair test then.

it can be up to a month with weed. Everything else you are fine.

Odds are if you tried it once and only a little bit you may pass after a week. But I get the felling it wasn't just a small bit the other day.

It was like once or twice a week during the last month or so and also like literally a week ago.

I guess I'll apply to trader joes.
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TheGoldenEel posted...

Coke, meth, heroin, opium, lsd, mushrooms, ecstasy: yes

Marijuana: no

Funny how that works out

you can buy thc tests for cheap as fuck too btw, but twice in a month and week ago, it is already out unless you're like 350lbs and don't move at all. I'd bet money on it.
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BoobsAreMurder posted...

It's a sales job if that tells anyone anything about what kind of test it could be

piss test for sure.

use my link get goldenseal

also, other shit that helps...

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Colon-Cleanse-Calcium-Carbonate/dp/B01LXK8FVR/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1491854358&sr=8-1&keywords=Natural+And+Pure+Colon+Cleanse+With+Calcium+Carbonate
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yeah, I could have sworn I saw weed test at some cheap ass store my wife dragged me to

it could have even been the dollar store, where she bought some invitations, cause apparently cheap invitations are ok, but a billion on makeup is needed
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yem69420 posted...

you can buy thc tests for cheap as fuck too btw, but twice in a month and week ago, it is already out unless you're like 350lbs and don't move at all. I'd bet money on it.

I'm just going to OD on cranberry juice and see if that helps.
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andel posted...

BoobsAreMurder posted...

andel posted...

anything but weed and you are good

let's say it was weed, does it really take a full month?

it depends on your metabolism but if it was a one time thing probably on average a week or so if you didnt smoke much. could be more or less depending on your body though

This. Drink a lot of water then hope you have a fast metabolism. I beat an urine screen 3 days.

god. dam. druggies
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Gojak_v3 posted...

Weed takes like a month unless you buy that special tea at GNC.

that's only true if you're a chronic user.

if you're completely clean and you use weed one time, you should be able to pass a test in a few days.

and there is no special tea you can use to legitimately pass a test, at least not for THC. any drink that claims to be a 'magic' solution to a drug test is probably just a masking agent, which does technically hide the THC, the masking agent itself is easily detectable and will result in a failure. the only thing you can do to help you legitimately pass a drug test is to break down fat faster.

or use synthetic urine but thats cheating and i certainly cannot condone such a thing
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Asherlee10 posted...

BoobsAreMurder posted...

andel posted...

anything but weed and you are good

let's say it was weed, does it really take a full month?

It can take up to 90 days depending on your body fat ratio and how often you use it.

yes, but that individual would need to have a lot of body fat and a very slow metabolism.

the last time i had to take a test, i had been smoking multiple times a day for years and took my test on day #23 of being clean and passed it. granted i'm a pretty thin dude and dont have much body fat.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

BoobsAreMurder posted...

andel posted...

anything but weed and you are good

let's say it was weed, does it really take a full month?

It can take up to 90 days depending on your body fat ratio and how often you use it.

yes, but that individual would need to have a lot of body fat and a very slow metabolism.

the last time i had to take a test, i had been smoking multiple times a day for years and took my test on day #23 of being clean and passed it. granted i'm a pretty thin dude and dont have much body fat.

Pretty much would be screwed if you are a fat woman who smokes often.
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BoobsAreMurder posted...

yem69420 posted...

you can buy thc tests for cheap as fuck too btw, but twice in a month and week ago, it is already out unless you're like 350lbs and don't move at all. I'd bet money on it.

I'm just going to OD on cranberry juice and see if that helps.

you go in pissing clear they won't take it

honestly this is a way to buy another day or two, take b6 and drink a gallon of water, then when the test comes up too diluted (not a pass or fail) they'll call you back to take another one.

but seriously i've likely smoked more pot and taken more piss tests than anyone in this thread and 1 time MJ use is like 4 days tops even if you smoke strong. I used to go to a pain clinic which tested me every month, smoke a whole fuckin eighth of 20% thc shit in a week, and three weeks later I'd be clean again. I do have very fast metabolism but literally google this shit. Probation officers are really quick to tell you "1 puff will last 2 weeks" type shit until you fail one for them then they tell you that there's no way you smoked once a week ago.
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Okay so I took a dollar tree drug test and failed so I called in and lied and said my grandfather just died and I had to fly to California to go deal with everything and they said to reset my orientation whenever I felt better and was able to show up.

I think that buys me AT LEAST a week maybe two. I also went out and bought the most hardcore cranberry juice I could find, I have like 10 bottles of it in my fridge. Time to cleanse EVERYTHING.
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BoobsAreMurder posted...

Okay so I took a dollar tree drug test and failed so I called in and lied and said my grandfather just died and I had to fly to California to go deal with everything and they said to reset my orientation whenever I felt better and was able to show up.

I think that buys me AT LEAST a week maybe two. I also went out and bought the most hardcore cranberry juice I could find, I have like 10 bottles of it in my fridge. Time to cleanse EVERYTHING.

Just wait til they ask to see her obituary.
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Depends on the drug and the type of drug test.
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what kind of job is this? I applied at a grocery store and I didn't know they were going to drug test, she just did it right then during the interview since she knew she was going to hire me. It was a swab and I hadn't smoked in 5 days(after smoking basically every day for 4 years) and after like 5 minutes she just took it. Another guy said he smoked right before his test so I don't think they even cared about weed.
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thronedfire2 posted...

what kind of job is this? I applied at a grocery store and I didn't know they were going to drug test, she just did it right then during the interview since she knew she was going to hire me. It was a swab and I hadn't smoked in 5 days(after smoking basically every day for 4 years) and after like 5 minutes she just took it. Another guy said he smoked right before his test so I don't think they even cared about weed.

This is sales. I've beaten those swab tests before but I'm pretty sure it will end up being urine. I might be wrong though.

You'd think living in a state where weed is legal they wouldn't have drug tests (like most European countires) but no this is amurrrika
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