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Marklar
04/10/17 11:10:41 AM
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I forgot how bad it itches
And how lame it looks after a week
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DevsBro
04/10/17 11:16:43 AM
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Oh difficult that way.

Honestly, it itches more after you shave. I guess for a day or two when it's short and stubbly or whatever.
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DamageDealerz
04/10/17 11:16:57 AM
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Pics
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:18:08 AM
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It's at a week so I look patchy.

DamageDealerz posted...
Pics

Of what?
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yanksfan4247
04/10/17 11:19:19 AM
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If your beard itches it's because your skin is dry under your hair.

Does the hair on the top of your head itch?
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StucklnMyPants
04/10/17 11:19:36 AM
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It only itches for a couple of weeks. Just have to power through it.
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:20:58 AM
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It's the skin that's the problem. I have girly man skin and need to oil it.
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DamageDealerz
04/10/17 11:23:39 AM
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Since when the fuck did you go bald

Edit: I turn 27 in two weeks and still can't grow a beard :(
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:23:57 AM
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DamageDealerz posted...
Since when the fuck did you go bald

Since I started shaving my head every day.
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 11:24:48 AM
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That's you Brutai?
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:25:11 AM
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yes with a smile
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BlazinBlue88
04/10/17 11:26:45 AM
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Looks great so far. Don't be afraid to get some quality moisturizer in the beauty product aisle. My wife gave me this cream that I use all the time to keep my face moisturized.
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Rowdy54
04/10/17 11:27:07 AM
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You can get some cheap oil to stop the itching. Even coconut oil will work. Beard looking pretty good so far.
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:27:44 AM
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I just use oil and balm - I've used it with a beard proper. I just forgot how annoyingly annoy it is for 2-3 weeks
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 11:28:12 AM
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Oil?

...Like beard oil?
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Rowdy54
04/10/17 11:28:25 AM
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Just wait until the 3 month beard. Looks awkward as fuck.
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:28:58 AM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
Oil?

...Like beard oil?

Yes

Rowdy54 posted...
Just wait until the 3 month beard. Looks awkward as fuck.

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drunkmuggle
04/10/17 11:29:49 AM
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Rowdy54 posted...
Just wait until the 3 month beard. Looks awkward as fuck.

lol damn I always trim at like the month mark cause it becomes too hard for me to take
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:31:55 AM
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3 weeks is usually when I give up and trim it. By then it makes eating too hard.
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 11:32:16 AM
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What is beard oil for?
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DesertPenguin09
04/10/17 11:33:19 AM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Looks great so far. Don't be afraid to get some quality moisturizer in the beauty product aisle. My wife gave me this cream that I use all the time to keep my face moisturized.

Wrong. Get beard oil.
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DesertPenguin09
04/10/17 11:35:08 AM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
What is beard oil for?

It helps keep the skin underneath your beard from drying out and keeps it healthy. If you want to really go nuts, get specific beard hair shampoo and conditioner. You can use the stuff for your head hair but only 2-3 times a week. It is actually worse and can irritate the roots, even pulling hairs out.
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Marklar
04/10/17 11:36:25 AM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
What is beard oil for?

Keeps the skin from getting too dry and irritated/itchy.
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DesertPenguin09
04/10/17 11:43:49 AM
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@TC, just keep growing it and taking care of it. I'm bad at taking pictures of myself with the mirror and all but I may put one up soon. I have what I think is a fairly thick medium length beard. What's fun sometimes is combing it up and out so it looks even thicker and rounder. I usually do that and then brush it down lightly so the hairs fall on top of each other. This keeps the fullness look but it gains some length under the chin.
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DesertPenguin09
04/10/17 12:07:08 PM
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Combed up and out: NHVV9yY

Brushed down lightly: NiV4mWZ
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kingdrake2
04/10/17 12:08:05 PM
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all natural beard.

it just grows.
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 12:12:27 PM
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Beards are ugly, just so you know.
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drunkmuggle
04/10/17 12:14:12 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
Beards are ugly, just so you know.

nah, mine looks pretty good and I've seen plenty that look good
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Marklar
04/10/17 12:16:07 PM
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Good beard.

CrimsonAngeI posted...
Beards are ugly, just so you know.

You don't even like men. Or bears.
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 12:20:08 PM
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Marklar posted...
Or bears.

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Marklar
04/10/17 12:21:48 PM
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That's clearly a QT girl in a bear costume.
Why do you have a bear costume?
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 12:27:49 PM
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Marklar posted...
Why do you have a bear costume?

Doesn't everyone own one?
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Marklar
04/10/17 12:28:13 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...

Doesn't everyone own one?

No I am all bear, bby
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ShinigamiSoul
04/10/17 12:35:43 PM
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Damn, TC. You are super light! :P

Nice body hair btw
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 12:36:08 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
You are super light!

He's Irish.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/10/17 12:40:46 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
You are super light!

He's Irish.

So this is Brutai? :O
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Marklar
04/10/17 12:42:00 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Nice body hair btw

If only women loved it.

CrimsonAngeI posted...
He's Irish.

Shut up fake BrutaI

ShinigamiSoul posted...
So this is Brutai? :O

Ye-
No.
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Rowdy54
04/10/17 12:42:14 PM
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4Pbu1qT

No oil or balm today and I need a trim. I've had this beard for 2 years.
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Marklar
04/10/17 12:44:40 PM
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How do you eat
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Rowdy54
04/10/17 12:45:03 PM
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Very carefully.
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Marklar
04/10/17 12:45:39 PM
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I can grow a pretty wild one but like, the pain of not getting to eat like a pig at a BBQ upsets me
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CrimsonAngeI
04/10/17 12:46:04 PM
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Marklar posted...
Shut up fake BrutaI

How did you know!?
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Rowdy54
04/10/17 12:46:43 PM
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Yeah. BBQ is not beard friendly. Most foods aren't, actually. But I've learned to deal with it.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/10/17 12:47:14 PM
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Rowdy54 posted...
4Pbu1qT

No oil or balm today and I need a trim. I've had this beard for 2 years.

Handsome man with handsome beard.

Where's your glasses? :)
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Rowdy54
04/10/17 12:48:03 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Rowdy54 posted...
4Pbu1qT

No oil or balm today and I need a trim. I've had this beard for 2 years.

Handsome man with handsome beard.

Where's your glasses? :)


Didn't like the glare on them this time.
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Katellox
04/10/17 12:49:42 PM
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rowdy would look like a member of amon amarth with just a little longer and more wild head hair. nice.

my hair is down to my ass and my beard is as long as rowdy's. big beard crowd represent what up
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Marklar
04/10/17 12:52:39 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
Marklar posted...
Shut up fake BrutaI

How did you know!?

Because you're literally a fake bear

Rowdy54 posted...
Yeah. BBQ is not beard friendly. Most foods aren't, actually. But I've learned to deal with it.

I feel like mornings should be "food > shower" rather than "shower > food"
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GOOMFalse
04/10/17 12:57:40 PM
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Beard and wings dont mix

Love wings, also love my beard. It's a goddamn mess 10/10 times
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faizan_faizan
04/10/17 12:58:40 PM
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Not surprised majority of the people here have disgusting neckbeards. Do you own a fedora too, TC?
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Marklar
04/10/17 12:59:45 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
Beard and wings dont mix

Love wings, also love my beard. It's a goddamn mess 10/10 times

Wash face after
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