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pinky0926
04/10/17 8:22:59 AM
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I'll go with the time a girl told me I got her pregnant but had a miscarriage, and later finding out it was a lie to get me to like her more.
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Monolith1676
04/10/17 8:24:06 AM
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An ex smashed a lamp on my head.
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HydraSlayer82
04/10/17 8:35:07 AM
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Started crying in the middle of sex that she feels bad about cheating on her boyfriend. I had no idea she was taken, stopped in the middle and got the fuck out of there.
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Darkman124
04/10/17 8:39:28 AM
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i had a lot of such experiences, but the most memorable is the time a girl i had dumped stalked me for literally years, going so far as to call my mom to ask for my new cell number when i changed it and try to date a friend of mine in order to force her way back into my life.
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LookMoneyStatus
04/10/17 8:40:28 AM
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She rejected me and led to me going into a spiraling depression to where I stabbed myself with a knife and realized that looks and money truly do matter more than anything else.
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pinky0926
04/10/17 8:41:24 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
An ex smashed a lamp on my head.


What was the fight?

HydraSlayer82 posted...
Started crying in the middle of sex that she feels bad about cheating on her boyfriend. I had no idea she was taken, stopped in the middle and got the fuck out of there.


Is that what you actually did...

Darkman124 posted...
i had a lot of such experiences, but the most memorable is the time a girl i had dumped stalked me for literally years, going so far as to call my mom to ask for my new cell number when i changed it and try to date a friend of mine in order to force her way back into my life.


What did mother tell her?
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MorbidFaithless
04/10/17 8:42:12 AM
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My mother left when i was a baby
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Monolith1676
04/10/17 8:45:21 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
An ex smashed a lamp on my head.


What was the fight?

HydraSlayer82 posted...
Started crying in the middle of sex that she feels bad about cheating on her boyfriend. I had no idea she was taken, stopped in the middle and got the fuck out of there.


Is that what you actually did...

Darkman124 posted...
i had a lot of such experiences, but the most memorable is the time a girl i had dumped stalked me for literally years, going so far as to call my mom to ask for my new cell number when i changed it and try to date a friend of mine in order to force her way back into my life.


What did mother tell her?


I was joking around and said I liked girls with small boobs.
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Thrillwell
04/10/17 8:47:44 AM
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Back when I had a job with mandatory weekend overtime...

Took a girl I was seeing home on Friday night, hit it right, then in the morning when I was getting ready to go... dun dun dun dun!... she pretends she just can't wake up to gtfo my house. It came the point where I had to go. I left her at my house. When I got home the entire house was clean as fuck.

She up and snooped every fucking where. That's what that means. Then she acts like I was gonna marry her after that. Like I even proposed. Her sex was fire, but she wasn't all there.
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HydraSlayer82
04/10/17 8:47:53 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
An ex smashed a lamp on my head.


What was the fight?

HydraSlayer82 posted...
Started crying in the middle of sex that she feels bad about cheating on her boyfriend. I had no idea she was taken, stopped in the middle and got the fuck out of there.


Is that what you actually did...

Darkman124 posted...
i had a lot of such experiences, but the most memorable is the time a girl i had dumped stalked me for literally years, going so far as to call my mom to ask for my new cell number when i changed it and try to date a friend of mine in order to force her way back into my life.


What did mother tell her?


Indeed I did. Sex isn't worth fucking prison. You could see the red flags blowing ten miles away.
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Darkman124
04/10/17 8:50:30 AM
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pinky0926 posted...

What did mother tell her?


my mom claimed she told the girl that she was being pathetic and she should leave me alone
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booboy
04/10/17 8:51:55 AM
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Deliberately lied about being on birth control.
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St0rmFury
04/10/17 8:55:11 AM
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Work related.

Wanted to clarify something with a senior colleague from another department. Interpret it wrongly, I admitted that I got it wrong, made sure I understood it correctly before ending the call.

A few minutes later, she sent out an email to me and cc to a few department heads basically telling everyone how I was wrong and hoping that I understood it correctly now.

What the fuck is her problem?
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monkmith
04/10/17 8:55:56 AM
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had a short girl i'd never met before in my life randomly walk up to me and sucker punch me once. didn't really hurt, but it surprised the hell out of me; i mean who randomly punches strangers?
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/10/17 8:56:42 AM
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She moved 4,200 miles away to New Orleans, breaking my heart :((

I know it's weird to say, but I wish we could've had a big argument or something, so at the very least I had a reason to hate her :<
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gatorsPENSbucs
04/10/17 9:03:58 AM
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Had a legit crazy ex. She found out a bar I was at and came and ripped up a novelty license plate I had. She tried to break into my house. Whole bunch of shit.
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