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MachoManSavage
04/09/17 9:11:56 PM
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What the eff. How could they think this?

Or am I the wrong one? That the giant protector of the pride (they claim the males don't protect the prides) is stronger than the much smaller females?

(yes I know females hunt prey)
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ehhwhatever
04/09/17 9:14:50 PM
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Male lions are killers, they would easily win a fight with a female lion.
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Dathrowed1
04/09/17 9:15:44 PM
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Females are more mobile because they have more relative strength, but male lions have more absolute strength. A healthy male will have zero trouble with a lioness

On the other hand with humans males have more absolute and relative strength.
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MrDrMan
04/09/17 9:16:00 PM
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Your coworkers are idiots. Male lions are faster, stronger, more aggressive. They also have a mane protecting their necks for fighting.

As far as I know there's no justification for thinking female would win 1v1.
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weapon_d00d816
04/09/17 9:16:25 PM
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Lions are definitely not one of those "females are bigger" species, lol.

Lionesses are more than badasses though.
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ThePrinceFish
04/09/17 9:16:29 PM
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Male lions are literal beasts. You'd need quite a few females to bring one down.
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El Mexicano Texano
04/09/17 9:18:00 PM
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Duwstai
04/09/17 9:23:14 PM
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Females are better hunters thats about it. Male lion would merc a female.

Sounds like some dumbass feminist crap
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Dragonblade01
04/09/17 9:34:20 PM
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Female lions aren't built to fight other lions.

Male lions are.
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weapon_d00d816
04/09/17 9:37:48 PM
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Why do feminists care so much about females of other species? Lol

They take it as such a source of pride when the females are in some way superior. But it's like, they aren't even comparable to humans, much less our social structure. Why compare them? Sometimes the genders of other species are only similar to ours in that one gives birth and one sticks his dick in her.
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Drasilor
04/09/17 9:43:47 PM
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Lol
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Dragonblade01
04/09/17 9:48:42 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Sometimes the genders of other species are only similar to ours in that one gives birth and one sticks his dick in her.

And then you've got seahorses.
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Dathrowed1
04/09/17 9:50:57 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
source of pride

pun intended?
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MachoManSavage
04/09/17 10:20:08 PM
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MrDrMan posted...
Your coworkers are idiots. Male lions are faster, stronger, more aggressive. They also have a mane protecting their necks for fighting.

As far as I know there's no justification for thinking female would win 1v1.


I thought of one possible justification... a female protecting her cubs. But even then, I don't know how she would do it.

It's probably a feminist thing.

In shock, I ask one guy (expecting an obvious answer), whose stronger, men or women? He goes, "depends".

It was that moment I realized it was one of three things

a) He's trolling
b) He's a feminist
c) He's an idiot
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Makeveli_lives
04/09/17 10:26:55 PM
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MachoManSavage posted...

I thought of one possible justification... a female protecting her cubs. But even then, I don't know how she would do it.

I'm no animal expert but I swear I once heard that male lions routinely kill other young/cub male lions
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MrDrMan
04/09/17 10:31:19 PM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
MachoManSavage posted...

I thought of one possible justification... a female protecting her cubs. But even then, I don't know how she would do it.

I'm no animal expert but I swear I once heard that male lions routinely kill other young/cub male lions


I don't know about cubs but I've heard of them killing other young rivals.
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Skye Reynolds
04/09/17 10:37:39 PM
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There's been documented footage of a lioness defeating a male lion:

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Touch
04/09/17 10:38:57 PM
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Then why didnt all the lady lions try to take on Scarr in Lion King huh??? This is basic science!!!!!
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pick4six
04/09/17 10:40:23 PM
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Maybe she meant female Tiger. Tigers always fuck up lions in those Texas captivity animal 'shelters'.
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chill02
04/09/17 10:40:46 PM
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males have reach but females have flexibility
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MrDrMan
04/09/17 10:41:20 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
MachoManSavage posted...
MrDrMan posted...
Your coworkers are idiots. Male lions are faster, stronger, more aggressive. They also have a mane protecting their necks for fighting.

As far as I know there's no justification for thinking female would win 1v1.


I thought of one possible justification... a female protecting her cubs. But even then, I don't know how she would do it.

It's probably a feminist thing.

In shock, I ask one guy (expecting an obvious answer), whose stronger, men or women? He goes, "depends".

It was that moment I realized it was one of three things

a) He's trolling
b) He's a feminist
c) He's an idiot


It does depend. I'd be willing to bet all of our money that some women out there could kick both of our asses at the same time. Granted, that's not the usual case - but it doesn't mean he was being any of the things you listed.

Depends on what you mean by stronger, too.


If you're going to use extreme outliers the best male fighter would destroy the best female fighter.

It's that simple. The average male generally will defeat the average female. Lion or human. Males are just bigger, faster, stronger and have more testosterone.

I don't get why people are arguing against shit that's common knowledge.
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BilalPowell
04/09/17 10:42:28 PM
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If they could they would force the male lions to hunt while they sleep all day.
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Duwstai
04/10/17 1:56:26 AM
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BilalPowell posted...
If they could they would force the male lions to hunt while they sleep all day.

this
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ClockworkHare
04/10/17 2:03:16 AM
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Seriously attempting to apply human ideologies to the basic fundamentals of wild animal species....WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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Darmik
04/10/17 2:05:50 AM
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They're probably making an assumption after hearing that the female lions are the hunters.
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DarkChozoGhost
04/10/17 2:10:06 AM
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MachoManSavage posted...
MrDrMan posted...
Your coworkers are idiots. Male lions are faster, stronger, more aggressive. They also have a mane protecting their necks for fighting.

As far as I know there's no justification for thinking female would win 1v1.


I thought of one possible justification... a female protecting her cubs. But even then, I don't know how she would do it.

It's probably a feminist thing.

In shock, I ask one guy (expecting an obvious answer), whose stronger, men or women? He goes, "depends".

It was that moment I realized it was one of three things

a) He's trolling
b) He's a feminist
c) He's an idiot

Either that, or he's not stupid enough to say "men are stronger than women" at work. That was a stupid question to ask when talking about lions.
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apolloooo
04/10/17 2:10:56 AM
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Duwstai posted...
dumbass feminist crap

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OpenlyGator
04/10/17 2:21:29 AM
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Omg did you just lionsplain to me...? In 2017?!

Like what the fuck is wrong with you? Just stop. Like I literally can't even right now omg...
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pegusus123456
04/10/17 6:46:46 PM
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Darmik posted...
They're probably making an assumption after hearing that the female lions are the hunters.

This.

Ya'll need to calm down with this feminism fear shit.
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AccountID
04/10/17 7:21:11 PM
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Lioness are the breadwinners of the family. They are better at hunting than the male lions. Not sure about strength though.
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MachoManSavage
04/10/17 7:25:06 PM
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AccountID posted...
Lioness are the breadwinners of the family. They are better at hunting than the male lions. Not sure about strength though.


Males protect the tribe of females for a reason.
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Shadowplay
04/10/17 7:26:13 PM
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Are your co workers all female?
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Dustin1280
04/10/17 7:29:27 PM
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MachoManSavage posted...
I thought of one possible justification... a female protecting her cubs. But even then, I don't know how she would do it.

It's probably a feminist thing.

In shock, I ask one guy (expecting an obvious answer), whose stronger, men or women? He goes, "depends".

It was that moment I realized it was one of three things

a) He's trolling
b) He's a feminist
c) He's an idiot


"Depends" is actually the most accurate answer to your question. Your assuming it's a/b/c makes you look ignorant.

He probably just didn't want to lump ALL men and ALL women together. In which case the most intelligent answer was actually "depends."


As far as Lion vs Lioness, Lion wins no contest.
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AngelicTouch99
04/10/17 7:35:22 PM
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I dont believe this actually happened. I think tc just invented something so he could make a nerd post. I doubt theres anyone dumb enough to think lionesses are dominant over male lions.

Tigers are a different story sometimes. Ive seen footage of a tigress in captivity bullying male lions
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voldothegr8
04/10/17 7:39:09 PM
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AccountID posted...
Lioness are the breadwinners of the family. They are better at hunting than the male lions. Not sure about strength though.

Only because the females hunt in groups and males aren't as camouflaged because of their mane. Males are still great solo hunters despite the mane and help the ladies when they bite of more than they can chew.
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K181
04/10/17 7:39:29 PM
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If female lions were stronger than males, then the entire pride system would make no sense. An alpha male that has the rights to all females in his pride and he will fuck up any weaker male, female, and cub that's gets in his and his offspring's way. That makes no sense if any of the females could take the male down.
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