Current Events > Spoil Batman v Superman for me. *spoilers*
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DevsBro 04/09/17 4:46:48 PM #1: |
Did Superman win, or did Batman?
What was the suit over? How much did the loser have to pay? Who were the attourneys? Who was the judge? Was Catwoman in the jury? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 4:48:52 PM #2: |
Batman drank piss tea. So he called Martha Stewart to tell superman how to make real grandma's peach tea.
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ChromaticAngel 04/09/17 4:49:05 PM #3: |
DevsBro posted...
Did Superman win, or did Batman? Settled out of court DevsBro posted... What was the suit over? False allegations / defamation against Superman. DevsBro posted... How much did the loser have to pay? We don't know, it's private. DevsBro posted... Who were the attourneys? Batman represented himself, Superman made Lois Lane do it. DevsBro posted... Who was the judge? Doomsday DevsBro posted... Was Catwoman in the jury? No, but Wonder Woman was. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 04/09/17 4:50:21 PM #4: |
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3khc 04/09/17 4:53:32 PM #5: |
Pam Martha Focker
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Mernardi 04/09/17 4:54:20 PM #6: |
Monkhood posted...
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SSJ3BettyWhite 04/09/17 4:55:34 PM #7: |
Superman also called robin in as a surprise witness. He was supposedly gonna break the case wide open, but they took a recess and settled when they came back
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Gamer99z 04/09/17 4:56:11 PM #8: |
Batman was bigoted against aliens so he decided he needed to kill Superman. He was about to kill him with a Kryptonite spear thing but before he did Superman told him to save Martha, then Batman realized decided that because his mom's name was Martha too he too he wasn't such a bad guy... Or some shit.
Then Superman used the Kryptonite thing to kill Doomsday, killing himself as he did it. Then they teased that Superman wasn't really dead and it was over. 10/10 cinematic masterpiece. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GOATSLAYER 04/09/17 5:02:33 PM #9: |
1. Batman was about to kill Superman but changed his mind and let him live
2. Superman caused one of Batman's employees to die 3. His life 4. They defended themselves 5. Lex Luthor 6. She was unfit for jury duty --- Hide your kids, hide your goats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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