Current Events > I wish I had a time-travelling microwave

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frozenshock 04/09/17 2:11:22 PM #1:	Like, imagine a box like a microwave, but it's a time machine. Say I put something in it and I type 1000 on the box and click ok. The machine beeps a bit, then I open the door and take the object back. Just a few seconds passed for me, but inside the box it's been 1000 years. I could write some weird things on a piece of paper then bring them to a museum and say this was written 2000 years ago or something and if they do carbon dating or something on it they'd find I'm right and they'll wonder how the hell modern paper existed 2000 years ago Or I could put in a hamster and some rocks and put it to a billion years and when I open it the hamster's bones are all fossilized on the rock and the only thing left is like a little drawing or something --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:876857614] in I wish I h... [t:75217533]...</cite> <quote>Like, imagine a box like a microwave, but it's a time machine. Say I put something in it and I type 1000 on the box and click ok. The machine beeps a bit, then I open the door and take the object back. Just a few seconds passed for me, but inside the box it's been 1000 years. I could write some weird things on a piece of paper then bring them to a museum and say this was written 2000 years ago or something and if they do carbon dating or something on it they'd find I'm right and they'll wonder how the hell modern paper existed 2000 years ago Or I could put in a hamster and some rocks and put it to a billion years and when I open it the hamster's bones are all fossilized on the rock and the only thing left is like a little drawing or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 04/09/17 2:15:19 PM #2:	We already have these, that's why-- gets taken by the CIA --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:876857850] in I wish I h... [t:75217533]...</cite> <quote>We already have these, that's why-- gets taken by the CIA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 04/09/17 2:16:10 PM #3:	CIA, bring back DevsBro --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:876857908] in I wish I h... [t:75217533]...</cite> <quote>CIA, bring back DevsBro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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