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MixedRaceBaby
04/09/17 10:50:01 AM
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i was raised catholic, shes protestant. im scared. what if they smell the papal loyalty coming from me.
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MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 10:50:34 AM
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Bring some garlic with you.
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ZannoL
04/09/17 10:51:04 AM
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Shouldn't have dated a religious nut
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jenningsnash313
04/09/17 10:51:31 AM
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Bring some crackers and wine and show them how shit is really done.
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YourDrunkFather
04/09/17 10:53:05 AM
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Could try being an actual man and just say no
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TheGoldenEel
04/09/17 11:03:58 AM
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Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about
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pinky0926
04/09/17 11:04:49 AM
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This would be an instant dealbreaker for me, to any church.
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pres_madagascar
04/09/17 11:05:27 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about

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Xelltrix
04/09/17 11:11:14 AM
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lol, making you go. Screw that.
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E32005
04/09/17 11:15:35 AM
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ZannoL posted...
Shouldn't have dated a religious nut

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pinky0926
04/09/17 11:16:37 AM
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E32005 posted...
ZannoL posted...
Shouldn't have dated a religious nut


To his credit religious nuts are some of the craziest lays you'll ever have in life. Like, they will exalt and find Jesus in your dick
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SavenForever
04/09/17 11:17:31 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about

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Distant_Rainbow
04/09/17 11:18:42 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about


Only in America that is.

There are countries where Catholics look sane compared to Protestants, who look more like cults than religion and chant that non-believers will go to hell in broad daylight.
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MixedRaceBaby
04/09/17 11:52:49 AM
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ITT: virgins.
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pinky0926
04/09/17 11:54:23 AM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
ITT: virgins.


Don't be mad at everyone else because you've decided to change religious denominations for the sake of pussy
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Leight_Weight
04/09/17 11:55:25 AM
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I just got home from church TC. I go because its important to my wife and it makes her happy. It's an hour and a half of my week. No big deal
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lilORANG
04/09/17 11:56:27 AM
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If she's "making" you then you probably don't belong together and stuff. I'm atheist but I got to church with my gf because it makes her happy and junk.
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Mystere
04/09/17 11:56:43 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
MixedRaceBaby posted...
ITT: virgins.


Don't be mad at everyone else because you've decided to change religious denominations for the sake of pussy

Which is almost as ridiculous as the notion of organized religion anyway.

There MIGHT be something out there. I may even go so far as to say there's probably something....but to act like you have a book that explains existence and everything else....God damn that's stupid.
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Sleepin_Dragon
04/09/17 11:58:33 AM
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If you guys make it to marriage, I hope for your sake she doesn't want a catholic wedding. They take FOREVER.
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lilORANG
04/09/17 11:59:43 AM
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Mystere posted...
pinky0926 posted...
MixedRaceBaby posted...
ITT: virgins.


Don't be mad at everyone else because you've decided to change religious denominations for the sake of pussy

Which is almost as ridiculous as the notion of organized religion anyway.

There MIGHT be something out there. I may even go so far as to say there's probably something....but to act like you have a book that explains existence and everything else....God damn that's stupid.

Ha, this reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement where Randy didn't wanna go to church anymore, and everyone was so concerned for his soul but eventually accepted him. He still believed in God and stuff, just didn't wanna go to church. Like that seems to be the norm now, but they treated it like he was coming out of the closet lol.
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Skye Reynolds
04/09/17 12:00:24 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about


For the most part, this is true. But there are some Protestants who look at Catholics like they were they devil.
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addled
04/09/17 12:01:10 PM
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I'm Catholic. When I've been to services of other Christian religions my usual reaction is "That's it? It's over already?"
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Mystere
04/09/17 12:03:07 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Mystere posted...
pinky0926 posted...
MixedRaceBaby posted...
ITT: virgins.


Don't be mad at everyone else because you've decided to change religious denominations for the sake of pussy

Which is almost as ridiculous as the notion of organized religion anyway.

There MIGHT be something out there. I may even go so far as to say there's probably something....but to act like you have a book that explains existence and everything else....God damn that's stupid.

Ha, this reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement where Randy didn't wanna go to church anymore, and everyone was so concerned for his soul but eventually accepted him. He still believed in God and stuff, just didn't wanna go to church. Like that seems to be the norm now, but they treated it like he was coming out of the closet lol.

I live in the south. Being atheist isn't as bad as somebody being gay, but people sure as shit don't like it around here. lol

I don't care who is what and I have fun with the people who get all concerned when they find out I'm not religious.
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MixedRaceBaby
04/09/17 12:03:17 PM
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lol when did i change religions?when did i say she was a nut?

lol CE and its assumptions.
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Mystere
04/09/17 12:04:37 PM
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She may not be a nut, but she's a bit of an ass for insisting you go to her church. Not only is it not the kind of church you typically attend, but going to church is boring as fuck. That's a double whammy.
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pinky0926
04/09/17 12:06:03 PM
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lilORANG posted...

Ha, this reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement where Randy didn't wanna go to church anymore, and everyone was so concerned for his soul but eventually accepted him. He still believed in God and stuff, just didn't wanna go to church. Like that seems to be the norm now, but they treated it like he was coming out of the closet lol.


Actually, I can understand this. If I thought someone I deeply cared about was making a decision that would literally put his mortal soul at risk of damnation for all eternity, I'd take it pretty seriously too.

MixedRaceBaby posted...
lol when did i change religions?when did i say she was a nut?

lol CE and its assumptions.


I dunno man, you're going to church you're not a part of. Why not put your foot down on this one, is it not important to you?
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MixedRaceBaby
04/09/17 12:06:08 PM
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i dont mind going with her. she barely goes to church anymore and its a big part of her life. she wants to include me in that.

ITT: ce doesnt understand what love is; accepts the fact that they will never have sex because they're too worried about not being a cuck to an imaginary alpha man.
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Mystere
04/09/17 12:07:38 PM
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She barely goes to church anymore and it's a big part of her life? What?
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MixedRaceBaby
04/09/17 12:09:06 PM
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Mystere posted...
She barely goes to church anymore and it's a big part of her life? What?

okay hot shot. it was*
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addled
04/09/17 12:11:03 PM
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Seriously.
If you really like/love her and you don't mind going, it should help elevates how she feels about you. So you expand your knowledge of other religions and get closer to her. You win.
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pinky0926
04/09/17 12:13:30 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
i dont mind going with her. she barely goes to church anymore and its a big part of her life. she wants to include me in that.

ITT: ce doesnt understand what love is; accepts the fact that they will never have sex because they're too worried about not being a cuck to an imaginary alpha man.


This is some weird ass projecting going on in your head. It should be pretty easy to grasp that a lot of people don't see eye to eye with being made to participate in religion for a S.O, especially considering you seemed to voice this topic as a complaint to begin with.
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MixedRaceBaby
04/09/17 3:48:27 PM
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Omg it's so long

Catholics are in and out. We've been here 3 hours now!
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Taharqa_
04/09/17 3:52:23 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
Omg it's so long

Catholics are in and out. We've been here 3 hours now!


LOL is your girl black by any chance? I'm black and it's true, predominantly black churches take forever.
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Zikten
04/09/17 3:55:07 PM
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this is why catholic is better. fuck spending hours in church. even 1 hour is too much for me, so I could never be protestant
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Zikten
04/09/17 3:55:35 PM
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Taharqa_ posted...
LOL is your girl black by any chance? I'm black and it's true, predominantly black churches take forever.

TC is black actually, but he likes Korean girls, if he is who I think he is. but maybe this is a black girl, cause Koreans tend to be catholic I think
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Lightsasori
04/09/17 4:01:35 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about


For the most part, this is true. But there are some Protestants who look at Catholics like they were they devil.


This. Those Protestant Churches are the worst. I dated a Seventh Day Adventist and their whole theology is surrounded by the fact that they think that the Pope is the Anti-Christ and the Catholic Church is the "Beast". It was freaky as shit when going to one of their masses, which was a Saturday for some reason.

With that said, Catholics believe in some bizarre shit. Like transubstantiation, how the fuck is that not consider cannibalism? Like there's a reason you take some things metaphorically/symbolically and not literally.
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Lightsasori
04/09/17 4:02:13 PM
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Zikten posted...
Taharqa_ posted...
LOL is your girl black by any chance? I'm black and it's true, predominantly black churches take forever.

TC is black actually, but he likes Korean girls, if he is who I think he is. but maybe this is a black girl, cause Koreans tend to be catholic I think


Actually, Koreans tend to be Protestants. Philipinos tend to be Catholic.
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Xander94
04/09/17 4:15:24 PM
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Religious types are the fucking worst.
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Lightsasori
04/09/17 4:20:25 PM
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Xander94 posted...
Religious types are the fucking worst.


The sad part is that they tend to be pretty hot. I guess sometimes you have to make compromises lol.
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ROBANN_88
04/09/17 4:21:55 PM
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CanuckCowboy
04/09/17 4:25:38 PM
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TLightsasori posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about


For the most part, this is true. But there are some Protestants who look at Catholics like they were they devil.


This. Those Protestant Churches are the worst. I dated a Seventh Day Adventist and their whole theology is surrounded by the fact that they think that the Pope is the Anti-Christ and the Catholic Church is the "Beast". It was freaky as shit when going to one of their masses, which was a Saturday for some reason.

With that said, Catholics believe in some bizarre shit. Like transubstantiation, how the fuck is that not consider cannibalism? Like there's a reason you take some things metaphorically/symbolically and not literally.


Lmao.

For some reason these 7th day adventists have church on Saturday? Crazy! Who woulda thunk it?

Why would they do that?
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Lightsasori
04/09/17 4:37:59 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
TLightsasori posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about


For the most part, this is true. But there are some Protestants who look at Catholics like they were they devil.


This. Those Protestant Churches are the worst. I dated a Seventh Day Adventist and their whole theology is surrounded by the fact that they think that the Pope is the Anti-Christ and the Catholic Church is the "Beast". It was freaky as shit when going to one of their masses, which was a Saturday for some reason.

With that said, Catholics believe in some bizarre shit. Like transubstantiation, how the fuck is that not consider cannibalism? Like there's a reason you take some things metaphorically/symbolically and not literally.


Lmao.

For some reason these 7th day adventists have church on Saturday? Crazy! Who woulda thunk it?

Why would they do that?


And yet the majority of other churches the seventh "Sabbath" day is usually Sunday and not Saturday.
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Choco
04/09/17 4:39:54 PM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Catholics are the weird ones

A Protestant church is way more chill than a catholic one, you have nothing to worry about


Only in America that is.

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