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MabusIncarnate 04/09/17 3:03:27 AM #1: |
Had a rough day at work, my wife texts me earlier in the day and says "I think i'm going to order pizza for dinner, any objections?"
I thought that sounded like the perfect meal at the end of a shitty day, and agreed saying I thought that was an excellent idea. So I get off work a bit early, and that's when it happened. That's the moment I walked into that changed our entire relationship. There were two pizzas on the counter, in the box. I got a plate out of the cabinet, gave the wife a kiss on the cheek and asked about her day. I popped the lid of the first box and froze. "I thought we would try something new" she said. To my absolute disgust, and dismay, I stared down at the abomination in front of me. The pizza had fucking pineapple on it. PINEAPPLE. I threw my plate against the wall and screamed to the sky like a barbarian. I told my wife to pack her bags and call her mother. I fell to my knees, fists clenched, breathing heavy and controlling every urge in my body to not throw that vile box through the kitchen window. "GET OUT!!" I screamed, as she just left in tears. How do I go about finding a good divorce lawyer in the central Tennessee region? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:05:33 AM #2: |
Son you did the right thing. Now I'll be your lawyer but I need you to send me some of her used panties first.
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CrimsonAngeI 04/09/17 3:06:07 AM #3: |
Darthfluffy2 posted...
you did the right thing --- Why am I here? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr Sandbag 04/09/17 3:08:37 AM #4: |
Weird. The girl I'm sleeping with LOVES pineapple on her pizza. Says her husband would probably hate it.
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ReignFury 04/09/17 3:09:00 AM #5: |
You cant reason with a person who eats pineapple on their pizza, you just cant.
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Johnny_Nutcase 04/09/17 3:11:58 AM #6: |
I feel to my knees all the time.
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MabusIncarnate 04/09/17 3:12:13 AM #7: |
She literally just texted me "but it's stuffed crust!"
PFFT.. stuffed with what, kiwi? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 04/09/17 3:13:10 AM #8: |
And then you hit her in the mouth with a wooden cooking spoon??????
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Counundrum 04/09/17 3:14:24 AM #9: |
Cool story, bro. Really nice copy-paste job
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MabusIncarnate 04/09/17 3:14:29 AM #10: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And then you hit her in the mouth with a wooden cooking spoon?????? No, no I didn't. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 04/09/17 3:15:17 AM #11: |
Counundrum posted...
Cool story, bro. Really nice copy-paste job Source? Please link me to the person who posted the same exact experience I just had, please. I challenge you. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 04/09/17 11:31:54 AM #13: |
Need to wait until tomorrow when the courthouse is open.
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lilORANG 04/09/17 11:37:13 AM #14: |
What was in the second box tho? Sounds like maybe you overreacted
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